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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
good thing we have four rounds of this poo poo

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Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
At least there getting frazier and dozier out the way early

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Todd, the wet sprocket

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

After this round, does the number of outs go back up to 10? 7 seems too tight for anyone to get into any sort of comfort zone

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

William T. Hornaday posted:

Because he's a Brewer.

He is literally on the Twins right now. And like the last five seasons.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

If this is your first time watching the derby, yes, there are actual home runs. We PROMISE

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Deux deux deux

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
If they're so particular about location and poo poo, why don't they just put a pitching machine out there?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Reformed Pissboy posted:

After this round, does the number of outs go back up to 10? 7 seems too tight for anyone to get into any sort of comfort zone

Quit making excuses Todd

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Not shut out :toot:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

:killdozer:

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Who would have ever guessed that Todd Frazier and Brian Dozier would suck.

Who?

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown
I wonder if Stanton can hit one homer longer than the combined distance of Frazier's two.

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

Trained Drinking Badger
A Faithful Companion

Grimey Drawer
How soon until the crowd starts yelling "Dozer! Dozer! Dozer!"?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Somebody go get Gallo to teach these guys a thing or two.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Thanks for showing up Jason Bartlett

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


zzzzzzzz

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
if you hit less than five dingers in a round you should be banned from any future participation

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

Trained Drinking Badger
A Faithful Companion

Grimey Drawer
"He's waiting for my pitch, and my pitch only"

*Swings at a ball inside*

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

even berman sounds bored

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:wave: Bye, Brian

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Abel Wingnut posted:

Somebody go get Gallo to teach these guys a thing or two.

Jerry Gallo? He's dead.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

nerve posted:

if you hit less than five dingers in a round you should be banned from any future participation

I don't think this needs to be official

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Well, we got the dark horse and home town hero out of the way. Bring on the real bats.

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012

Trained Drinking Badger
A Faithful Companion

Grimey Drawer

Bumming Your Scene posted:

Well, we got the dark horse and home town hero out of the way. Bring on the real bats.

I'm going to pretend Morneau still plays for the Twins, I'll be happier that way

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I was promised BACKs, but they have yet to be delivered.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
it's a good thing we had to add rounds and subtract outs

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

nerve posted:

if you hit less than five dingers in a round you should be banned from any future participation

no i want cano to repeat 2012 every year

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown

Furnaceface posted:

I was promised BACKs, but they have yet to be delivered.

On the other hand, we did get an "Out goes Frazier" home run call.

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

Didnt rickie weeks stink up the joint one year?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Monicro posted:

no i want cano to repeat 2012 every year

this was glorious, true

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Will someone please hit a ball hard.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Monicro posted:

no i want cano to repeat 2012 every year

Even though that's the whole reason Dozier was picked this year it was awesome enough that I'm not sorry it happened.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Have we had any shout-outs to place-names vaguely within distant fair territory?

Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly
When the catcher rolls the balls away, are they reusing them, or are they selling them as "Official Home Run Derby Game-Used Balls"?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Tulo looks like he's in his late thirties

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
get excited for warning track fly outs

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Furnaceface posted:

I was promised BACKs, but they have yet to be delivered.

BACK BACK oh

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

LET'S TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN WHEN A ROCKIES PLAYER IS AT BAT

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Jun 22, 2011


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