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Philip J. Fry
Jan 3, 2009

What smells like blue?

Count me in.

Edit: page 2 is for all the cool kids.

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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Are we supposed to say if we want the bastard role? I want the loving bastard role.

Jefepato
Mar 11, 2009

This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!

Poison Mushroom posted:

Oh, wow. I've never played a no-flip game before. Seen 'em, never played. How many games did town win, on average?

Wasn't really counting, but they definitely won some. I think the scum team might have been relatively small.

In retrospect the lack of information does take a lot of the strategy out of it. But playing offline is very different from a forum game in any case.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
You can give me crazy role I'm all in wooo!

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
Real life mafia games are almost always awful.

I think the worst I ever saw was one where the town didn't even get a day phase until the sheriff died. So it was ten minutes of sitting with their eyes closed as the scum and sheriff pointed at random people.

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
I will play op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

ThirdEmperor posted:

Real life mafia games are almost always awful.

I think the worst I ever saw was one where the town didn't even get a day phase until the sheriff died. So it was ten minutes of sitting with their eyes closed as the scum and sheriff pointed at random people.

whaaaat

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

ThirdEmperor posted:

Real life mafia games are almost always awful.

I think the worst I ever saw was one where the town didn't even get a day phase until the sheriff died. So it was ten minutes of sitting with their eyes closed as the scum and sheriff pointed at random people.

What kind of idiot mayor was running that game.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I technically won with the bastard role last time, it is mine by right of conquest!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

ThirdEmperor posted:

Real life mafia games are almost always awful.

I think the worst I ever saw was one where the town didn't even get a day phase until the sheriff died. So it was ten minutes of sitting with their eyes closed as the scum and sheriff pointed at random people.

Most real life games are awful if you're playing with idiots.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Opopanax posted:

I technically won with the bastard role last time, it is mine by right of conquest!
Only if you're actually joining.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Go ahead, I'm sure at least one of my games will end by the time this starts

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

I will thrown my hat in for any role.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


gently caress it, dorf me. I'm willing to be a bastard.

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



Wait there's room for this?

I won last time i got a bastard role, give me a bastard role!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I want to be a dorf but only if I can teach people how to play golf.

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME

Dr. Hurt posted:

What kind of idiot mayor was running that game.

A person who got pissy when I took over.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Dr. Hurt posted:

I want to be a dorf but only if I can teach people how to play golf.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Dr. Hurt posted:

I want to be a dorf but only if I can teach people how to play golf.
Dr. Hurt, Bullroarer Took, has fallen off a horse and died!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

It's okay. There are undead dwarves in Dwarf Fortress. So I guess from the grave I can teach fishing too!

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
I just read the op and i don't know what a bastard role is and i don't want anyone to explain and i'm willing to get one

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

The Science of Suck posted:

I just read the op and i don't know what a bastard role is and i don't want anyone to explain and i'm willing to get one

i like your style

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Dorf Fort is cool and mafia is okay, I will play this game. I am probably down for a bastard role.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Cool. I'm out and about today, but expect Role PMs and stuff to go out some time tonight.

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
In the spirit of bastard roles, I suggest you give it to me, because I haven't volunteered.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Give everyone bastard roles and then give one person a regular role.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


It's me I'm confirming

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Dr. Hurt posted:

Give everyone bastard roles and then give one person a regular role.
How'd you know my secret plan? :tinfoil:

PMs are sent out! Please ##confirm once you've received it. Day 1 will begin once we've gotten about 13-14 confirmations.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
##confirm

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

##confirm

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm
##confirm

Jefepato
Mar 11, 2009

This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!
##confirm

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



##confirm

:henget:

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


##confirm

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

##confirm that It is Terrifying

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
##confirm

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
##confirm
Roleclaim time!

I'm Urist.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

##confirm my PM says Fry is a badguy watch out for him

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
##confirm

Start the drat game!!!!

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Hal Incandenza posted:

##confirm my PM says Fry is a badguy watch out for him

Meatball, are you scum with Fry?

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