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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

yuming posted:

Start the drat game!!!!

In a tragic, cruel twist of fate, Poison Mushroom heard the homophone wrong, and disappeared without a trace. She was found three days later, on the wrong side a floodgate she'd constructed.

Poison Mushroom, Self-Aligned Peasant (2-Shot Village Idiot) has been killed!

Reports indicate that the hapless dwarf was starved to death by her own stupidity!

Day 1 begins now! The deadline is set for Wednesday, July 23rd at 10 PM, EST!

I'm willing to move the deadline time if it works better earlier or later for others. I figured 7 PM PST was the earliest I could reasonably expect anyone in PST working a 9-to-5 could reasonably be expected to show up, while still not making the folks in EST stay up all night. Non-Americans, though... that, I'm not so sure about!

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yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
GOOD MORNING.

I was hoping to get a wacky role so I didn't have to care about town winning BUT ALAS I HAVE TO CARE :sparkles:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
The Hammerer has voted for ThirdEmperor!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Poison Mushroom posted:

The Hammerer has voted for ThirdEmperor!

What. 5 minutes in, nice.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

ThirdEmperor (1): Anonymous

Not Voting (21): apostateCourier, Big Nothing, CapitalistPig, chaoslord, Dr. Hurt, Grandicap, Hal Incandenza, Jefepato, Juanito, Kumbamontu, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, mr.capps, Opopanax, Philip J. Fry, Rascyc, Somberbrero, tearshed, The Science of Suck, ThirdEmperor, Tremendous Taste, yuming

With 21 alive, it's 11 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

--------------------------------
Anonymous = The Hammerer

Deadline: Wednesday, July 23rd at 10 PM, EST!

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
Sooo... Anonymous double voter?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Modpost: Disregard any links in Votefinder that link Anonymous to a specific post, it's just me not knowing how to work the system.

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
##confirm

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hahaha look at that chump dying because she didn't properly prep her floodgate. Some dwarves just weren't meant to tunnel.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Also an anon vote. This game is off to a whizzbang start. Let's band together and blame it on the elves. Those guys are assholes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Hello I am the Vampire Noble wait why am i in a room with no door oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Whoops here's some elephants. Whoops here's some more elephants. Who ordered all of these elephants????

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
i got this

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Hey dudes I'm a dwarf who mines things with a pickaxe.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

CapitalistPig posted:

Hey dudes I'm a dwarf who mines things with a pickaxe.

[vote]##vote cpig[/vote]

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
my brain is not working right now

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Rascyc posted:

i got this



it's like a reverse :henget:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
[vote]##vote capps[/vote]

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Guys stop no you're breaking the votefinder robot.

Philip J. Fry
Jan 3, 2009

What smells like blue?

##confirm

Hal Incandenza posted:

##confirm my PM says Fry is a badguy watch out for him

I'm hurt Hal, hurt.

Ate you really going to believe someone who doesn't know how to build floodgates or whateverthefuck.

I have no experience with the flavor of this game.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
lets kill everyone who actually hasn't played dwarf fortress

Philip J. Fry
Jan 3, 2009

What smells like blue?

ThirdEmperor posted:

Sooo... Anonymous double voter?

Anonymous self voter? :tinfoil:

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

lets kill everyone who actually hasn't played dwarf fortress

That's the opposite of real life where everyone who has played Dwarf Fortress wants to kill themselves.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

I know nothing about this game, huzzah!

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
##vote Cpig

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
you're probably better off, it was one of those games that could consume hours of your day at a boring job or in college and best left at that

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


##confirm


Dr. Hurt posted:

Whoops here's some elephants. Whoops here's some more elephants. Who ordered all of these elephants????

What's wrong with having some caged elephants? I mean sure if you order too many you could run into problems.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Why is someone called the hammerer if they're not hammering? Bullshit imo

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Opopanax posted:

Why is someone called the hammerer if they're not hammering? Bullshit imo

Whoa mod sass

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Opopanax posted:

Why is someone called the hammerer if they're not hammering? Bullshit imo

It could be an adamantine hammer, that'd explain why it's just a doublevote instead of a dayvig. Things are like styrofoam.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

##confirm


Claiming miller

tearshed
Mar 26, 2010

Leave it to me!
Hi. I'm town.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


apostateCourier posted:

What's wrong with having some caged elephants? I mean sure if you order too many you could run into problems.

Cage The Elephant is awesome so this is probably a good thing too

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


tearshed posted:

Hi. I'm town.

This but about me instead

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


tearshed posted:

Hi. I'm chaoslord

???

Philip J. Fry
Jan 3, 2009

What smells like blue?

Tremendous Taste posted:

##confirm


Claiming miller

The bastard role perchance?


chaoslord posted:

This but about me instead

##vote chaoslord

I have decided to make it my duty to first vote you in every game we're in together from now on. Consider it my way of welcoming you into this wonderful community of (something) awful people.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Miller sucks in its own way, but I think it's a little tame for bastard. Maybe there's a scale?

Jefepato
Mar 11, 2009

This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!
Why is the miller called a "miller" anyway? I don't really see what the name has to do with the effect.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Jefepato posted:

Why is the miller called a "miller" anyway? I don't really see what the name has to do with the effect.

I'm pretty sure it has something do do with the millers had to grind stuff into flour in the wee hours of the night and thus were out and about during the time when only ne'er-do-wells roamed, and therefore were also up to no good, but they only wanted to make sure that the flour was ready for the bakers to bake bread for the people. All they do, they do for the town!

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Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Oh hey, I am totally wrong, wikipedia tells me this about millers:

Wikipedia posted:

In a traditional rural society, a miller is often wealthier than ordinary peasants, which can lead to jealousy and to millers being targeted in bread riots at times of famine. Conversely, millers might be in a stronger position vis-a-vis feudal land owners than are ordinary peasants.

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