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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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IMPACT Wrestling’s summer really heats up this Thursday with our first show from the Manhattan Center in the heart of New York City! New Executive Director Kurt Angle has put together a PACKED lineup – and will be on-hand to present the much-anticipated return of the SIX-SIDED RING!

In our main event, LASHLEY battles JEFF HARDY with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line! Can Hardy find a way to stop the juggernaut and regain the gold – or will the World Champion continue to annihilate all challengers?

Bully Ray’s war for revenge continues in front of his hometown crowd in NYC as he and Tommy Dreamer join forces to battle EC3 and “The War Machine” Rhino!

With Destination X just weeks away on July 30, can Austin Aries retain his newly won X-Division Championship to gain another shot at the World Title? Kurt Angle has one last major test for Aries this Thursday – he’ll defend the gold in an Eight-Man X-Division Gauntlet Match featuring Sanada, Tigre Uno, the Wolves, DJ Z and Crazzy Steve!

Also on the broadcast, Bobby Roode will team with Eric Young to take on MVP and Kenny King, plus the Knockouts will be in action as Madison Rayne gets her chance for revenge against Brittany in a No Disqualification match!

All this and so much more on Thursday’s must-see IMPACT broadcast on Spike TV at 9/8c, from New York City!

Thank loving god.

This better be good.

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jul 18, 2014

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Why is Lashley fighting Jeff Hardy instead of WIllow? I thought Jeff Hardy was WIllow now.

Or was this taped before Willow waltzed his way into TNA, (and by extension our hearts).

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Why is Lashley fighting Jeff Hardy instead of WIllow? I thought Jeff Hardy was WIllow now.

Or was this taped before Willow waltzed his way into TNA, (and by extension our hearts).

Last week Kurt Angle made Jep Harvey decide whether he was willow or not, he choose not.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I guess I'll just close mine, then :(

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Pariah Rex posted:

Last week Kurt Angle made Jep Harvey decide whether he was willow or not, he choose not.
Was this as dumb as it sounds? Because if the end of Willow is someone telling jeff to stop loving around and grow up that's just magical.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Nice camera shot over an empty row of seats

Nice :stare: Kurt

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
orange skin bright eyes
kurt ya too close

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
When did Taz start using that War Machine rip-off

:lol:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Holy poo poo Taz is really fat

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Six sides ARE back. :eng101:

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
hahahaha didn't take long

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
TNA has been "turning the corner" for 12 years

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
TNA: where a dead promotion with 20-year old material is more over than anything going on currently

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

EugeneJ posted:

TNA has been "turning the corner" for 12 years

It's what happens when you have 6-sides.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I haven't been paying attention to TNA, is their current plan to mooch off the heat from a company that's been dead for nearly 15 years

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Fedora!

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Jesus, that place is small, normally they can hide how small the venues are with clever camera angles but that's just...

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is this the third or fourth ECW reunion TNA has done?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
This is the hipster-est wrestling crowd I have ever seen.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nice camera shot over an empty row of seats



Sky Shadowing posted:

Jesus, that place is small, normally they can hide how small the venues are with clever camera angles but that's just...

this combination always bodes well for a company

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

Is this the third or fourth ECW reunion TNA has done?

This doesn't even count as an ECW reunion, this is just desperation because there's literally no other place for them to film TV

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Sky Shadowing posted:

Jesus, that place is small, normally they can hide how small the venues are with clever camera angles but that's just...

No venue is too small for TNA to not sell out.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



This is the worst guy for Rhino to stand next to.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

I thought Rhino was in better shape than that.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Extreme...Cash...Well???

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Spike TV: You can say balls all you want but ONE DOUCHEBAG and you're out

ThatCguy
Jan 19, 2008
So, just to recap here, it's the second half of 2014. The hot new WWE signing is Sting, and the other promotion is currently headlining Tommy Dreamer, Taz and Buh Buh Ray Dudley vs Rhino.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pariah Rex posted:

No venue is too small for TNA to not sell out.

...has TNA ever actually sold out a venue?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
oh, burn.
ugh

and can you really sell out in a company that can't pay you off?

edit: right when any action starts they cut to commercial
keep it up

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

EugeneJ posted:

...has TNA ever actually sold out a venue?

Does the Impact Zone count if it's free?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Was the six-sided ring always that bouncy? It looks like a moon bounce.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

Does the Impact Zone count if it's free?

No

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

EugeneJ posted:

...has TNA ever actually sold out a venue?

I've seen people fighting on trampolines draw better.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



ThatCguy posted:

So, just to recap here, it's the second half of 2014. The hot new WWE signing is Sting, and the other promotion is currently headlining Tommy Dreamer, Taz and Buh Buh Ray Dudley vs Rhino.
The hot new signing is KENTA. :colbert:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

skaboomizzy posted:

Was the six-sided ring always that bouncy? It looks like a moon bounce.

It used to be really stiff, maybe they got it redesigned.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

Hey Taz and Mike you need to quit saying ECW. Please refer to it as EV2.0 or 'that Philadelphia based wrestling promotion.'

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Buckle posted:

Hey Taz and Mike you need to quit saying ECW. Please refer to it as EV2.0 or 'that Philadelphia based wrestling promotion.'

TNA is so old an afraid of death it's like a racist grandparent who freely says terrible things without fear of reprecussion

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Spud always has the best outfits. :3:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

There you go Bully Ray, stop the ECW chants and start TNA chants, smartest thing you've done all night

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
...did he just tag Tommy in when Tommy was already in the ring?

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