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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

I don't recommend that game, sadly. I really wanted to like it, and it looks pretty cool, but the actual gameplay was frustratingly stiff, janky and just a chore to actually play and everything taking forever to kill. I was rather disappointed in the gameplay.

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Well, I really enjoyed salt and sanctuary. Has that nice interconnected levels thing going on where you're like 'where the hell am I headed? Oh it connects to here' which scratches the exploration itch. And the combat was fun and I enjoyed how the weapons had varied niches and I switched between a few depending on resistances and whether it was more advantageous to have speed or reach or one hit power.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
If you love LEGO games, you should definitely check out LEGO City Undercover

Now, I have only played the old ones so far, that were all quite linear, but a few months ago, I finished the first LEGO Harry Potter, and really enjoyed the openness of that game. Going on missions to get new abilities, then zip all around in the wizard school to see where these abilities could be applied to open up new stuff.
LCU is kind of the same, but on a much grander scale, and with plenty of tools to help you.

The story is for once not a licensed movie, but a brand new IP.
Imagine a cop movie, with a constant 70's porn guitar playing as background track, set in something that could look like San Francisco.
Add to that a super cop, who has been forced to relocate due to his latest case, but is now back, as his arch-enemy has escaped prison. His then-girlfriend has been forced to go into witness protection, a lovesick bumbling junior officer as a semi-sidekick and the Chief is a general rear end in a top hat who took all the credit for the bust, the cop did back then.

It's now up to you to find and stop Rex Fury again, and you have a gigantic city and country area as a hub for the 15 main missions.
Just like any other open world game (and LEGO game), there are plenty of collectibles to find and puzzles to solve, and you can retry any of the main missions any time you want, and you can bring all your new abilities along, to get even higher scores and open up even more in each mission.

Abilities work just like in Harry Potter, in that you have a "weapons wheel" where you switch between personas: The cop has his cool gadgets like scanners and a grapple-gun, the miner can use dynamite and has a pick axe, the burglar can open safes and break doors etc. etc.
Add to that a general map function, a scanner for hidden bonuses, challenges and puzzles, and of course being able to drive around in all kinds of vehicles, just like any respectable GTA clone.

The humor fits me perfectly: slapstick comedy, puns and dad jokes. It's a perfect kids game, though there are plenty of callbacks to movies and movie scenes, which are definitely not for kids, so adults will get a good chuckle as well.

The launch was a bit rocky, with lots of complaints about instability and a lovely port. I haven't had any issues whatsoever from the ~10 hours I've been playing so far, though I have only played single player.
Load times could be better between scenes, but install it on an SSD and it's still better than GTA5.

I'm still only 4 main missions in, so there might be even more things opening up, but I thought I'd write a few words about it while it's still on sale, as some had asked for my impressions of it.

Thanks once again to J.A.B.C. for gifting me this on the gift train :)

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I made a few cents selling cards and want to get something for my trouble. Does anyone have any recommendations for the .49 cent games out there? I don't have any real specific asks for that price, but if there's a decent HO game for that price, I would probably get it. Otherwise I have really eclectic taste in games so if there's an absurdly cheap hidden gem out there somewhere I'm open to it. Not Bad Rats Show. I already have Bad Rats and it's Not For Me.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

DrNutt posted:

I made a few cents selling cards and want to get something for my trouble. Does anyone have any recommendations for the .49 cent games out there? I don't have any real specific asks for that price, but if there's a decent HO game for that price, I would probably get it. Otherwise I have really eclectic taste in games so if there's an absurdly cheap hidden gem out there somewhere I'm open to it. Not Bad Rats Show. I already have Bad Rats and it's Not For Me.

Ubermosh is okay but the music is incredible, The Dweller is a fun/weird puzzler, Out There Somewhere is pretty fun (if short) for a teleporting platformer, Toki Tori is a really cute puzzler, Space Moth is a not great SHMUP but I love its visual style, InfiniPicross is really, really budget Picross, BAD RATS, Advent Rising is an old game that might be good, Vampire of the Sands is a really difficult roguelike that I kind of like, Tidalis is Arcen does puzzlers....

Holy cow there's a lot of these fifty cent games, and so many bad ones!

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

StrixNebulosa posted:

Ubermosh is okay but the music is incredible, The Dweller is a fun/weird puzzler, Out There Somewhere is pretty fun (if short) for a teleporting platformer, Toki Tori is a really cute puzzler, Space Moth is a not great SHMUP but I love its visual style, InfiniPicross is really, really budget Picross, BAD RATS, Advent Rising is an old game that might be good, Vampire of the Sands is a really difficult roguelike that I kind of like, Tidalis is Arcen does puzzlers....

Holy cow there's a lot of these fifty cent games, and so many bad ones!

Yeah, that's why I asked for recommendations. I was thinking of picking up Chip's Challenge for nostalgia's sake but apparently it's got always online DRM? That's so stupid I refuse to give them any money for that.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Innerguard posted:

Cheers for the quick response.

Can someone give me a trip report, break it down as to how toxic the anime is, positives and negatives of the game and such? Thanks.

HUFF HUFF DID SOMEONE SAY GOD EATER

Synthbuttrange posted:

Everyone is inappropriately dressed.

Your weapon skills are ridiculous:
http://i.imgur.com/8t0bDVw.mp4

You dress up with stupid weapons:


Your weapon might be bigger than your entire body


Compelling storyline


Sensible clothes


Buy GE2 on Steam and you get the reworked GE1 as well.

Synthbuttrange posted:

GE1 was also remade after GE2 so it has a better interface. GE's storyline for what it's worth is pretty decent and even kind of :3:.

GE2 goes full anime retard.

https://giant.gfycat.com/CaringIllustriousIrishterrier.mp4



Synthbuttrange posted:

Just so I'm not selling it incorrectly it's not the starting fight speed though. You start out at regular walking, but in both games you eventually unlock skills that increase your mobility and range. That image is the final ability level in God Eater 2. It also varies depending on weapon type.

Like you have a hammer with a loving jet engine build in to boost you around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiZxtgN7NeQ

God Eater 1 has devour styles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ZYfXrwWwk

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



DrNutt posted:

I made a few cents selling cards and want to get something for my trouble. Does anyone have any recommendations for the .49 cent games out there? I don't have any real specific asks for that price, but if there's a decent HO game for that price, I would probably get it. Otherwise I have really eclectic taste in games so if there's an absurdly cheap hidden gem out there somewhere I'm open to it. Not Bad Rats Show. I already have Bad Rats and it's Not For Me.

Forty-nine cents is low even for hidden object games, but either Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends or Frankenstein: Master of Death would get the job done. Alchemy is a solid HOG with a really dumb story, and I don't normally recommend Frankenstein because the puzzles are Resident Evil crest-collecting nonsense but it's pretty polished outside of that.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
http://store.steampowered.com/app/538680/The_Legend_of_Heroes_Trails_of_Cold_Steel/

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Too Shy Guy posted:

Forty-nine cents is low even for hidden object games, but either Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends

Cool! This is pretty much exactly what I was thinking.

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.
College Slice
It's not on Steam, but with the new Bubsy game coming soon, now's a great time to check out one of the most important games in the series, Bubsy 3D: Bubsy Visits the James Turrell Retrospective. I don't want to spoil it too much, but it is an absolute classic, and you will learn quite a bit about art as well. Actually, it used to be playable in browsers, but Unity fell apart or something, so now it's a downloadable experience with bonus content! Between that and the new game, now really is the best time to check out Bubsy 3D: Bubsy Visits the James Turrell Retrospective.

ART

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Posting from my apparent coma dream.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I remember that years ago Yahtzee made a side-scrolling pixel art game where you were a thief sneaking through buildings.

I wonder what he thinks of Gunpoint

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I remember that years ago Yahtzee made a side-scrolling pixel art game where you were a thief sneaking through buildings.

I wonder what he thinks of Gunpoint

He thought it was delightful, if short.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


imagine yourself in a frozen forest. you are the boss and the trees around you touch the sky

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Too Shy Guy posted:

You want Castle In The Darkness.

Bear in mind I DON'T recommend it because the late-game difficulty spikes are absurd, but it is specifically designed to look like the NES platformers you remember.



Might also want to consider Spaceport Hope.

Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls is free and is pretty much Shovel Knight: The Beta Anime Girl VersionTM except instead of a shovel you have a giant rock fist and since you're a chimera you absorb the special abilities of your enemies Megaman style. Don't let monster girls scare you away, everything in the game is cute and innocent (but obviously don't search for fanart).

Orv
May 4, 2011

corn in the bible posted:



imagine yourself in a frozen forest. you are the boss and the trees around you touch the sky

>

>

>

>argue with ghost arm
>please specify which ghost arm

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Takes No Damage posted:

Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls is free and is pretty much Shovel Knight: The Beta Anime Girl VersionTM except instead of a shovel you have a giant rock fist and since you're a chimera you absorb the special abilities of your enemies Megaman style. Don't let monster girls scare you away, everything in the game is cute and innocent (but obviously don't search for fanart).

It also has the best background on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/467380-Anchovy

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

Nice. I still have to finish my re-playthrough of SC and then do Third, but I'll definitely be getting that right after (assuming the port is good).

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012


I'm literally the guy that's hoping someone fucks up making a steam community purchase or really likes pizza and pays 44.99 for it.

I actually have two of those of backgrounds now that I look through my inventory.

Sivek fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jun 29, 2017

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



corn in the bible posted:



imagine yourself in a frozen forest. you are the boss and the trees around you touch the sky

What game is this, I am always impressed when a PC game allows for DualShock prompts

Orv
May 4, 2011

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What game is this, I am always impressed when a PC game allows for DualShock prompts

BLOPS Three

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Orv posted:

BLOPS Three

why are you playing a FPS with a controller

Orv
May 4, 2011

SirSamVimes posted:

why are you playing a FPS with a controller

I'm not. Corn has a PS4, I believe because his PC is getting pretty out of date, and old CoD games keep player bases longer on console.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽


Dang that's crazy. Zombies right?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Harminoff posted:



Dang that's crazy. Zombies right?

probably. WaW was the first one to introduce them and although most of the maps in it have been remade for newer games some purists prefer the originals

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop

kater posted:

Big wishlists are cool and good and why shouldn't I keep choice of robots on there I will get to it eventually thank you.

my dude, choice of robots is a legit great game if you're at all interested in the whole choose your own adventure / interactive fiction thing.
you should totally get it.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Boy I think the shine might be coming off Hollow Knight a bit. It's a real good game but the world is huge to a fault and getting around is tedious as gently caress as there are barely any fast travel points or even save benches in a lot of places. The Souls series at its most brutal wasn't this disjointed or obtuse and I have no idea what the gently caress I'm supposed to be doing or where I need to go late in the game. It takes so goddamn long to explore the environment and there are so many one-way drops that I don't want to just poke around for what I missed.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
I bought Hollow Knight, but haven't tried it yet, I'm busy with Salt and Sanctuary, which i also bought.

I'm really feeling the weirdness that is Dark souls 1 all over again. This game seems to favor my playstyle too, Big shield, 1h weapon or 2h weapon, switch when necessary. There are some situations where using a one hander will not break the animation of your enemies so you are trading hits, I don't get this problem with big rear end two handers.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Yodzilla posted:

Boy I think the shine might be coming off Hollow Knight a bit. It's a real good game but the world is huge to a fault and getting around is tedious as gently caress as there are barely any fast travel points or even save benches in a lot of places. The Souls series at its most brutal wasn't this disjointed or obtuse and I have no idea what the gently caress I'm supposed to be doing or where I need to go late in the game. It takes so goddamn long to explore the environment and there are so many one-way drops that I don't want to just poke around for what I missed.

I legit cannot imagine how anyone can consider Hallownest to be disjointed or obtuse. It is one of the most interconnected and well-flowing metroidvania maps I've ever seen.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

TastyLemonDrops posted:

Thanks, found it.

Can you share? I can't even tell off-hand who FAK is and when I click the top 20 posters link on the thread listing it just doesn't even try to load, probably because of how huge the thread is.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

These nerds seem to be vastly overestimating the appeal of their Pizza Girl icon...



Sivek posted:

I'm literally the guy that's hoping someone fucks up making a steam community purchase or really likes pizza and pays 44.99 for it.

I actually have two of those of backgrounds now that I look through my inventory.

Oh are you banking on someone loving up a decimal? That's pretty long odds but I admire your tenacity.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jun 29, 2017

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Harminoff posted:



Dang that's crazy. Zombies right?

That, and the multiplayer for WaW is excellent and always will be.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


they misspelled dawg

TastyLemonDrops
Aug 6, 2008

you said "drop kick" fyi

Antti posted:

Can you share? I can't even tell off-hand who FAK is and when I click the top 20 posters link on the thread listing it just doesn't even try to load, probably because of how huge the thread is.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3651576&userid=157757&perpage=40&pagenumber=37#post473714365

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Yodzilla posted:

Boy I think the shine might be coming off Hollow Knight a bit. It's a real good game but the world is huge to a fault and getting around is tedious as gently caress as there are barely any fast travel points or even save benches in a lot of places. The Souls series at its most brutal wasn't this disjointed or obtuse and I have no idea what the gently caress I'm supposed to be doing or where I need to go late in the game. It takes so goddamn long to explore the environment and there are so many one-way drops that I don't want to just poke around for what I missed.

If you're really getting put off consider shelving it for a few weeks, because they're patching in a new fast travel system sometime in July.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SirSamVimes posted:

why are you playing a FPS with a controller
Call of Duty is a console game and so when you play BLOPS 3 with a controller you get the aim-assist that console plebs need, making it more effective than a mouse for certain guns.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
its actually because i'm playing on the ps4, also mouse and keyboard is not comfy for couch gaming so i would do it anyway!!

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Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Ghostlight posted:

Call of Duty is a console game and so when you play BLOPS 3 with a controller you get the aim-assist that console plebs need, making it more effective than a mouse for certain guns.

I played BLOPS 3 with a controller on PC and man, you wouldn't believe how much people would complain about aim assist when I beat them.

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