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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I can only have fun if everyone around me has good backs and there are no sluts around agreed LobsterMobster posted:I regret not taking up RANDOM RUSSIAN DUDE on going to Khabib's afterparty in Orlando, but that was mostly because Mr. Nice! is a terrible cripple who hadn't eaten enough drugs that day. :/ this must have happened after I left because I would have gone
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Dangersim posted:agreed Yeah, I was trying to meet up with a friend (Who was in the island of misfit media during the fights) and one of the numerous Russian dudes saw us in the papakhas and was like "COME TO HOTEL WHATEVER, KHABIB WILL BE THERE IN AN HOUR!" Part of me wants to say it was Khabilov, but I feel like that's super incorrect.
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rejutka posted:In the main event, there were two dudes. One of them was Irish, performing in front of an Irish crowd in Ireland. He won the bout which helped his after party immensely. A friend of mine persuaded me to it, despite my inclinations. He bullshitted his way in, sorta, and then we had an amazingly unfun time, surrounded by orange women in very little, operating under the delusional hope that UFC guy would gently caress them, repeatedly, into some sort of monetary positive. At the same time, most of the males I saw were weighted towards steroids and skipping leg day. Seriously, I have walked into offices full of computer nerds slaving away with better backs and posture. Admittedly, none of them were four foot wide with rounded shoulders that bad, tearing their backs to shreds. Personally, I felt ashamed I was there but learned a lot about how the human body can be distorted detrimentally. youre a tosser mate
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So after a day at the beach, someone told me the fights were done and it was time to fetch Wanderlei Silva, the cockatiel, to see how she did.  As always, I'm a pimp in my own mind, and was ready to go.  Wandy was already enjoying the evening when I went to fetch her, as she has been known to do.  Her pick was on the money, and all she has to say is, WAAAAAAAAAARK (Everything is pastabowl. I'mma comin' for dat belt.)  To be continued... (Trying to get a fidgety rear end cockatiel to stay still = loving impossible) (I love you all) Captain Log fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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Oh God the tables the forums won't let me fix the tables please help/forgive me! Edit : WHY HAS IMGUR FORSAKEN ME?! Double Edit : If someone wants to tell me how to fix that code, I'll get right on it. Imgur or me tarded out hard. Captain Log fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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LobsterMobster posted:I regret not taking up RANDOM RUSSIAN DUDE on going to Khabib's afterparty in Orlando, but that was mostly because Mr. Nice! is a terrible cripple who hadn't eaten enough drugs that day. :/ Probably for the best, we don't want cripples with bad backs at UFC afterparties
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UFC in Orlando had an extremely high proportion of attractive women, absolutely ruined what was otherwise a good card.
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This thread may have some how hit gold in the last half a page, goddamn Leprechauns and rainbow pots and other irish poo poo
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That cockatiel is a cutie.
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Captain Log posted:Double Edit : If someone wants to tell me how to fix that code, I'll get right on it. Imgur or me tarded out hard. change the [ img ] to [ timg ]
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Fozzy The Bear posted:change the [ img ] to [ timg ] You are a scholar and a gentleman.
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Ty1990 posted:This dude is a star. A male Ronda Rousey, if you will.
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Wasn't especially impressed with Brandao last night, McGregor hit him once and he folded much like the UFC would have wanted him to. Conor is a decent fighter, but he has a lot to prove and he has a very, very long way to go until he's a credible challenger for the belt in a division with the likes of José Aldo, Chad Mendes and Frankie Edgar. I really can't see either of those 3 having the slightest hassle against him, but it'll be ok to see.
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He actually hit him a whole bunch of times. Though yes you could tell he was done before he went down.
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Good job little Wandy. Go rest covered in glory with Chuck and Tito. More picks to come!  In the meantime, ironi-tiel says...WAAARK! (Goodnight!) 
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Yeah, I wanted to go to the after party as well, but after walking around trying to find LobsterMobster's friend for what felt like forever, I was just burned out. I still am Facebook friends with a few random ruskies from the post fight jubilation, though.
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Dangersim posted:He actually hit him a whole bunch of times. It drove my friend and I nuts because they never showed the replay of the stuff that actually hurt Brandao. By the time that punch that dropped him lands, he was already done on the cage. There was a head kick that wobbled him followed up with a few more body/head shots that put him against the cage basically cowering. The fight should have been stopped as soon as he just fell down into the fetal position, but the refs wanted blood last night apparently.
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rejutka posted:Tonight I ended up at Conor McGregor's after party, dragged there by a friend. Dumbest bullshit I was ever at, goddamn. All I could see was wall to wall slappers and nine out of ten dudes had bad backs. Sad and educational in the one go. You missed out dude, last after party I was at the fighters paid for a ton of strippers to molest me as my girl friend looked on and mocked my reluctance.
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willie_dee posted:You missed out dude, last after party I was at the fighters paid for a ton of strippers to molest me as my girl friend looked on and mocked my reluctance. It's a hard life.
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I'm v proud of Wandy the Cockatiel and this thread for mocking the weirdo who went to an afterparty and whined Good job UFC + PSPMMA you done good
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I can only have fun if everyone around me has good backs and there are no sluts around Truth!
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My back is all sorts of hosed up but I'd go get shitfaced with fighters and nice drunk laides.
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I had that ninja turtles blanket too
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Agent Tough Juice posted:I had that ninja turtles blanket too It's comfy as a motherfucker.
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Just in case anyone was curious, my posture is pretty bad and I have no muscles to speak of. Additionally I am surrounded by HB3.5s at best, all of whom are ghostly pale.
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Jul 20, 2014 16:45
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All Women Are Whores because they only like men with bad posture and marketable talents.
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I know I'm late to this party but how old is this guy that a bunch of drunk sluts at an after party is a bad thing?
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rejutka does your name rhyme with Sim Tylvia
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Look at all those loving idiots enjoying themselves. I'll just stand over here in the corner scorning these promiscuous women who won't sleep with me despite being easy. I should have stayed home and play Warhammer. Not 40k, that's the new trendy poo poo for poseurs. Can't believe those women won't even look at me, I'm wearing my best socks with these sandals.
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Few things are more plentiful than a socially retarded goon who shows their pilonidal cyst-pocked rear end while believing they're on a righteous screed
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can someone explain the point with bad backs? is this about working out the chest too much and not enough back so there's an unbalance?
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less that and more the poster talking abut it is a weirdo kook passing judgement from a fedora brimmed perch of virginity
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Computer nerds love working out now and they all do Starting Strength and deadlift on break time at their programming job, so its not enough to make fun of Jocks and Broe's for being dumb meatheads who spend time at the gym anymore. you have to make fun of the specifics of their routine and how they dont do compound lifts enough which makes them dumb idiots whose rear end i could probably kick now for being mean to me in high school
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you really shouldnt worry about your posture.
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Dan Henderson walks around like Encino Man and he's the coolest dude to ever dad, so who cares
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woozy pawsies posted:you really shouldnt worry about your posture. but how am I supposed to be invited to the good parties
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Hey gurl, I don't know if you know but I know C++ and I could code a Mario clone in a week. What do you mean "What's C++?" Oh you're a filthy casual slapper, just my luck. Go sleep with those fratbros with the bad backs. *curls empty Coca-Cola bottle* Gonna feel that in the morning, go hard or go home!
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maffew buildings posted:fedora brimmed perch of virginity You have a way with words goon sir. Detroit_Dogg posted:My back is all sorts of hosed up but I'd go get shitfaced with fighters and nice drunk laides. Yes but they have fake tans, ughhh
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