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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
drat straight they haven't.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
ALERT THE PRESSES:

Clint Hurdle has actually once asked someone not to :bunt:

E: And it worked!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Travis Snider :woop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzbomb :hellyeah:

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Go O's. gently caress A's.

holylemon
May 24, 2004

Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?

Fun Shoe
Manny Machado's reception in Oakland is even better than I'd hoped.

The best sign is a toss-up between "Machado injury watch: Hurt feelings" and "Don't tag me, bro!"

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

goobernoodles posted:

Go O's. gently caress A's.

What about the M's and B's?

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


If you're gonna fumble like Cespedes does you'd better be able to make those cannon throws. Holy poo poo.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

Lord Yod posted:

If you're gonna fumble like Cespedes does you'd better be able to make those cannon throws. Holy poo poo.

Did he do it again?

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


Completely bumbled a catch, got the assist at 2nd.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
And CarGo gets the coveted platinum sombrero.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Raise it #50 :yarr:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

And CarGo gets the coveted platinum sombrero.

Too bad the Nats didn't tie it, otherwise we could have seen if he would get the horn.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
You're thinking of Carlos Gomez. I'm talking about Carlos Gonzalez of the Rockies.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Edwin Jackson sucks

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Edwin Jackson sucks

There's a reason he has been traded a billion times.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Cards got one they need with Grienke and Kershaw going Saturday and Sunday.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Welp, looks like I'm a Cards fan for the next two days. :getin:


Dinosaurs! posted:

I'm at the Nats-Brew Crew game and, as usual at a DC sporting event, the jumbotron goes dark when a controversial play happens and no one has any idea of what the correct call is (while everyone watching TV has seen the play 12 times).

What the hell happened in the bottom of the 1st? Something to do with interference?

Here's the replay. Honestly I can't figure it out either.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
ORIOLES DOING A THING.

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


GODDAMNIT SHARK

e: catcher dinger best dinger

Lord Yod fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 19, 2014

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

What about the M's and B's?

Go M's forever.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
A good 90% of the D-Backs' hits are BABIP as gently caress. :mad:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
It's the 6th inning and that was the first put-out from a Cubs outfielder.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
gently caress a rat tail.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
GET hosed OAKLAND AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MANNY SAYS gently caress ALL YALL

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

goobernoodles posted:

GET hosed OAKLAND AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MANNY SAYS gently caress ALL YALL

Yeah that was nice.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooohhh....

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I would like to take this time to politely say gently caress Manny Machado.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
considering that was a routine groundball to SS, that was a really good play by Aybar

(he was heading to 2nd to cover for a stolen base attempt)

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


Ammat The Ankh posted:

I would like to take this time to politely say gently caress Manny Machado.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Haters gonna hate.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I would like to take this time to politely say gently caress Manny Machado.

*throws bat at you

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
So I guess the A's are throwing at the O's.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

goobernoodles posted:

So I guess the A's are throwing at the O's.

Nah that got away from Cook is all. You can see he was pissed that he hosed it up.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

armoredgorilla posted:

Nah that got away from Cook is all. You can see he was pissed that he hosed it up.
Welp, I'm dumb.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Prado just got tossed. :laugh:

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Nice catch.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I hate Justin Smoak so much

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Benne posted:

I hate Justin Smoak so much
He seems like a nice guy who sucks at beisbol.

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


Josh Donaldson :allears:

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Uh... hmm.

Okay then.

:smithicide:

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