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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010



Chris Jericho takes on

Other things will happen as well.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I don't like the way Harper's eyeballing that honey baked ham.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

drat YOU TO HELL! :argh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
He's clearly ogling a coconut cream pie Bray just pulled fresh from whatever the hillbilly equivalent of an oven is.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Writer Cath posted:

He's clearly ogling a coconut cream pie Bray just pulled fresh from whatever the hillbilly equivalent of an oven is.

The engine block of a 1970s Chevy pickup truck?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Writer Cath posted:

He's clearly ogling a coconut cream pie Bray just pulled fresh from whatever the hillbilly equivalent of an oven is.



Insert John Cena joke here.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

BigRed0427 posted:

drat YOU TO HELL! :argh:

I've managed to close two Smackdown threads now!

OH GOD HELP ME BROCK JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Just wanna say, I love the new Smackdown theme.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

BigRed0427 posted:

Just wanna say, I love the new Smackdown theme.

I really miss Born To Run, but this one is okay.

Opening with Ambrose :getin:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
John Cena & Roman Reigns: terrible friends

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'll never get tired of hearing Dean Ambrose talking about murdering people.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
To be fair, with you he was a babbling out of control lunatic.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

To be fair, with you he was a babbling out of control lunatic.

He says it like it's a bad thing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just in time to hear Seth Rollins tell Dean Ambrose he's destined for an insane asylum :allears:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

HE TWEAKED IT MAGGLE!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dean is Seth's Daddy?

:stare:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
DEMONKANE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Dean is Seth's Daddy?

:stare:

No no no no.... Triple H is Seth's Daddy. Kane is his uncle.

Orton is his douchebag older brother.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Kane hanging in the back the entire time.

"So can I summon fire now? Okay."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

No no no no.... Triple H is Seth's Daddy. Kane is his uncle.

Orton is his douchebag older brother.

So Randy and Seth are going to recreate the cover of Step Brothers soon, right?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

No no no no.... Triple H is Seth's Daddy. Kane is his uncle.

Orton is his douchebag older brother.

Bray is the awkward cousin they don't like to talk about.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
drat that Authority, stacking the decks by using THE DEMON KANE!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Battleground isnt that huge Dolph.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DingoSlasher posted:

drat that Authority, stacking the decks by using THE DEMON KANE!

Err... again.

When your monolithic authoritarian organization only has three active wrestlers, poo poo gets repetitive fast.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MY AUNT FLO RIDA IS GONNA BE AT WRESTLE SHOW

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Err... again.

When your monolithic authoritarian organization only has three active wrestlers, poo poo gets repetitive fast.

Triple H: Well Kane, we used to have a lot of other enforcers, but Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose brutally murdered all of them. So it looks like it is up to you to.... take on Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose!
Kane: :shrug:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Miz's new entrance is absolutely perfect.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I didn't know this was a tag match at first and thought this meant Fandango face turn.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Miz was born to be a douchebag heel.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Triple H: Well Kane, we used to have a lot of other enforcers, but Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose brutally murdered all of them. So it looks like it is up to you to.... take on Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose!
Kane: :shrug:

Kane: Can't you just clone a few more Rollinses and give them new gimmicks?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

Triple H: Well Kane, we used to have a lot of other enforcers, but Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose brutally murdered all of them. So it looks like it is up to you to.... take on Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose!
Kane: :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Kane: Can't you just clone a few more Rollinses and give them new gimmicks?

Triple H: Yes, I could.
Kane: Fair enough!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
JTG would save us from Miz if he were here.

He was adamant about the destruction of Hollywood.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Writer Cath posted:

Err... again.

When your monolithic authoritarian organization only has three active wrestlers, poo poo gets repetitive fast.

Yeah, who ever liked the Four Horsemen anyway, it was just the same four guys over and over again!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Try not to get seduced by Fandango's swaying hips Dolph.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Sanguinia posted:

Yeah, who ever liked the Four Horsemen anyway, it was just the same four guys over and over again!

Which Horseman is Kane? Mongo? Kane's Mongo, right?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Magglemaker

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

DingoSlasher posted:

Try not to get seduced by Fandango's swaying hips Dolph.

But it's just. So. Hard. To. Look. Away :stwoon:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Triple H: Yes, I could.
Kane: Fair enough!

Dr. Science: Well, this was a faulty batch. You now have twenty Jimmy Jacobses instead.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Dip trip, Miz Fandango.

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