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Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!
Hi so I'm making this dumb game called Wyv and Keep, where you play as a pair of treasure hunters that solve a bunch of puzzles that are between them and a pile of treasure.

It looks like this:



We're getting ready to release it on Steam in the next couple of weeks, because we managed to somehow convince a bunch of people that our tripe was good enough to be sold alongside quality entertainment products such as Secret of the Magic Crystals and Farming Simulator, and so I've been hard at work playing warhammer trying to make the online multiplayer actually work properly and not be an embarrassing joke, because there's nothing quite like having 3 million people witness your failure at programming a videogame.


So anyway I need people to help break my lovely code. If you post in this thread I'll PM (or email) you a Steam code for Wyv and Keep, as long as you promise to post here and tell me why it sucks.
Or don't promise, whatever, i'll give you one anyway.

edit: game's released, no more freebies sorry goons. Thanks for helping!

Texmo fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 9, 2014

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Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!
I've had your game for a while on Desura! I like the gimmick and it is pretty fun but it kind of gets pretty hard if one is an idiot like I am.

Will the Desura version get steam keys eventually? Just curious.

MMF Freeway
Sep 15, 2010

Later!
Ok, gimme one.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I like bad and broken games so I will play this maybe bad and apparently broken game for you.

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

Luisfe posted:

Will the Desura version get steam keys eventually? Just curious.

Yeah we're planning on having Steam parity for anyone who already owns it from somewhere else, so long as we can figure out how to actually give people a key.

edit: sent to everyone above

glomkettle
Sep 24, 2013

Can I still play this game and call it bad if I don't have PMs?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Yeah, let's do this poo poo.

Pseudoscorpion
Jul 26, 2011


Oh gimme please.

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

glomkettle posted:

Can I still play this game and call it bad if I don't have PMs?

Yeah but you'll have to figure out how I can give you a key without posting one here and having some lurker grab it before your eyes.
Some sort of electronic mail might work but I don't know of anything like that

Drakonis
Dec 18, 2011

"That will go down among my worst boners."
This looks like the kind of puzzle game i'd really dig, I'll take one and gladly break your lovely code.

Ryuga Death
May 14, 2008

There's gotta be one more bell to crack
Fun Shoe
It looks like it could be fun, I'll try to break it or something.

glomkettle
Sep 24, 2013

Texmo posted:

Yeah but you'll have to figure out how I can give you a key without posting one here and having some lurker grab it before your eyes.
Some sort of electronic mail might work but I don't know of anything like that

butts

glomkettle fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jul 19, 2014

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


I'm fat so I'll sit on it to see if it holds.

general chaos
May 20, 2001
The intro features a biplane, so I'm sold already.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005
I will test your game and share impressions/bugs! Does it have couch co-op?

Ryuga Death
May 14, 2008

There's gotta be one more bell to crack
Fun Shoe
Thanks! That was quick. Downloading now.

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

ok sent, get that poo poo out of your post before your inbox is clogged up with penis pills

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

I will test your game and share impressions/bugs! Does it have couch co-op?

yeah; either single-keyboard (best with re-binding P1's keys to Up Down Left Right) or two xbox controllers

Auberginetuna
Dec 29, 2012

On my brunch break
Hey, anything to help out with independent enterprises!
Dont have plat, so email is sirrubysaythesecond@gmail.com

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
I have PMs. Would like to test it out.

Crimbo Hardstyle
Apr 23, 2006

HISS
I like the way your game looks and I have PMs, and I'll be sure to tell you if I hate it after I've played it.

nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy
It looks like something I'd play. Sure, I'll take a key.

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.


hook it up! sounds like an interesting concept and the art is nice.

blakelmenakle
Sep 1, 2007
AHEM! There's sand on my boots!
Seems like the kind of game I would be into, would love to break it into itty pieces!

Also don't have plat but thanks!!

nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy

Why is this image not in the OP?

e: Also for whatever reason steam is telling me that the product code is a duplicate?

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
Sure, it looks fun, thanks for the offer.

BrettJustin@Hotmail.com

Justin_Brett fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jul 19, 2014

Whiirrr
Feb 14, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'd love to play a game that breaks all the time! :D

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

nftyw posted:


Why is this image not in the OP?

e: Also for whatever reason steam is telling me that the product code is a duplicate?

1: Because I am a dumbass and broke the map editor and don't want to fix it until I can add steam workshop and stuff into it, and that website really does need an update doesn't it?

2: Because I am a dumbass and probably sent you the same code as I sent to someone else so hang on

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Sure, I'll give it a shot.

Mr. Trampoline
May 16, 2010
Super broken games need some love too. I'll give it a shot!

glomkettle
Sep 24, 2013

Texmo posted:

ok sent, get that poo poo out of your post before your inbox is clogged up with penis pills

Thanks for the code, will play it and post feedback.

I'm only slightly disappointed by the lack of penis pill emails.

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

glomkettle posted:

I'm only slightly disappointed by the lack of penis pill emails.

will get on that asap

Sayara
May 10, 2009
Sure, why the hell not

Sayara fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 19, 2014

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!
Running out of keys pretty fast here, and Steamworks is taking it's sweet time to generate more. There's like ten left, so anyone posts after that may have to wait a few hours or something.
nevermind, they're ready now

Texmo fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jul 19, 2014

exser
Aug 18, 2003

I'll give it a shot!

dragoat
Mar 21, 2012

YOU STOP THAT

glomkettle posted:

Thanks for the code, will play it and post feedback.

I'm only slightly disappointed by the lack of penis pill emails.

post it again and I'll sign you up for some e-newsletters

also I'll have a key, I tend to not be too harsh haha sike nerd

dragoat fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jul 19, 2014

SNAKEZONE
Jul 2, 2003

But what if I don't want to ride the snake?
I'll try this out, AND be abusive to you about it!

DOUBLE CLICK HERE
Feb 5, 2005
WA3
yea hit me

deathrat
May 25, 2010
I'd love to give it a try.

email is deathrat43@gmail.com

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nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy
This game is cute and has some nice animations.



I am not a very wise man and am indeed a fool though since I can't get through this stage, and it's like the fourth one? Posting this in the hopes that I grow a brain right afterwards and solve it.

e: I did it! I got two poop awards :3:

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