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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
rapelay

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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
I have played mario party over the internet, it is awful.

just like in real life.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i have no idea what mumble channel or how to get in the same lobby as you guys

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i'm awful

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

or maybe not!

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
the only weapon i know how to use is the shotgun because it was like i was playing scout in tf2

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
why is the default gun so garbage? the gauntlet is all around a better weapon that it.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
this game is stupid fast and hard

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
no one is playing

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i want to get owned in unreal

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
what is the server

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i don't have previleges to enter fps in mumble so screw you guys

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Kazvall posted:

Confession: I stole a DS with alttp from an open car at a children's cancer walk. Child probably died of a broken heart. Also, cancer.

E: you decide if I'm serious or not

you're a goon so i wouldn't put you above stealing toys from dying children

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
drop the hammer zen, i want to see imp blood

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
ut is dead?

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
us changing the core gameplay away from the sole reason people played our game for is not reason enough to poo pooo okay?

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Falsum posted:

I dunno, but I think we should switch things up. We've played a lot of oldschool FPS, so maybe an RTS next week.

starcraft so i can finally win

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
weapon loadouts completely negate any map dynamics that ever existed.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
how many goddamn quakes do i have to download

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Falsum posted:

Sounds good, I'll join in a few minutes.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

zen death robot posted:

I should I put the UT2K4 server on the master server list?

i'm okay with killing pubbies.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
that feel when you double kill two players who are much, much better than you are

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
the server needs: to speed up map vote time limit

team scramble

a website thing that tells you when people are on the server.


order of importance here.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Kazvall posted:

You must feel the dodge. Somewhere in your brain it knows the shot is coming. You must listen hard and pay attention. Then the double dodge will happen and Mark Summers will come out to celebrate by covering you in GAK.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i got decent at tf2 after getting owned for dozens of hours, maybe the same thing will happen in ut.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Kazvall posted:

my friend is trying to get me to play cs:go with him, should I do it imps?

imagine the feel of speed in classic shooters but instead you are slowly inching across the map hunting for pixel sized heads to shoot

do it

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

qnqnx posted:

CSGO: A point and click adventure, with a timer

the awp is a weapon that takes skill

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
ututututu???

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i like ut a lot and wish i had played it ten years ago but i was a babby back then so welp

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i can't seem to get on the server

do i need to enter a cd key?

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Wormskull posted:

You need cpma.

i have it

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Gimbal lock posted:

Guys, this is embarrassing, but I've got a problem and you're the only people that I can trust with this one: I can't mouse in FPS' anymore.

In the past I was known to use a mouse left-handed for the longest of times; partly because I'm left-handed, and partly to gently caress with people who'd want to start using my computer at work. Backseat computing happens a lot where I work and people sometimes get antsy to take control. It's a weird thing with our work culture, don't ask. Once upon a time, during the boom of the last console generation, I had stopped playing competitive shooters on the pc. Past UT2004, most FPS' that had become Bioshocky consolized affairs that focused on things other than aiming skill. For these shooters, controllers became adequate. Additionally, during these past years, I've picked up using almost exclusively a trackball or wacom tablet at home, and I've changed my mouse to mostly right-handed at work. Though, I do still occasionally swap it back to left-handed. These temporary swaps are to prevent injury, you see.

So anyways, now I'm completely hosed. I can use a mouse or trackball in both hands just fine, but I now can't aim for poo poo with a mouse anymore. It has become completely alien to either hand for different reasons. I sorta want to play some UT2004 again but I'm completely awful. Will I ever no-scope at the zenith of a jumppad bounce ever again? Have these controllers become my vibrating shackles?

you're old and therefore bad at video games

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Kazvall posted:

Let's go back to some ut2k4 on saturday since we have not been playing as much during the week. Objections?

i get my mic on saturday so maybe i can show everyone my gay voice.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
it's saturday night and i'm ready for ut

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i too have EYE

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
it's Unreal time

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i have downloaed this gam

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

SeXReX posted:

dang I wasn't expecting such a fast response hopping on now

i got wrecked and the sex was bad too

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
some rear end in a top hat made a 10+ chain against us and then we told him to gtfo

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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i find tetris attack style games to be easier even though it's literally the same exact thing.

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