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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I once tripped someone off a stage and he broke his arm.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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killyoureparents posted:

McDonalds is, Unironically, always hiring. Sending love and luck.

It's hard to find a job if your a cripple.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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THS posted:

theres a guy with one arm who works at my local walmart as a cashier

Great. I'm sure he's very happy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iggy Koopa posted:

yeah its gonna be really good plus im gonna have a room dedicated to actually being a kitchen instead of just one little room with everything in it

get hosed Iggy!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iggy Koopa posted:

that hurts dude

It takes a real person to be hurt.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iggy Koopa posted:

im a real person

sure you are.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Waltzing Along posted:

This makes me incredibly happy. I've been telling people for years to put their head in a toilet and flush. This is my canned response to "i have a cold/stuffed nose/headache."

You have enriched my life. How did you feel after?

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iggy Koopa posted:

i like to smoke weed :)

We all do.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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CommonTerry posted:

I live vicariously through the film Ernest Goes To Camp

That was a fun movie. I liked when the turtles bit the bad guys noses

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iggy Koopa posted:

its sad that ernest is dead

It is. Who will talk to Vern now?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I'll talk to jews too.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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killyoureparents posted:

Its really awesome and good that I get probied for saying the n-word but people can say Jews because suddenly they arent a race anymore

dear god you are stupid.

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