Bigpeeler is not dead. Ask me how I know.

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Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

I met him today at a Harley Davidson dealership in St.Louis. He was sitting with a another biker dude outside drinking beer when I took this picture. I asked him if he had heard that he had died. He laughed and said that he had heard the rumor and said that he still floats around the Forums. Then he and the dude in the beard started chasing me across the parking lot screaming, "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR GOLDEN MANBABIES!". Scared the hell out of me. He's actually a nice guy. Very tall. He's not very fast though. Nor is he dead.

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:25

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

black1abel posted:

he drank so much monster energy drink that he pissed out solid strands of bloody protein gelatin

Jeezus. True story or legend? Ouch.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 06:19

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

black1abel posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1988418

you decide

Now my pecker hurts just from reading that.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 06:42

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

why did he get permabanned

Why did Jesus get crucified? Hmm? Makes you wonder,right?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 03:39

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

parthenocarpy posted:

Hahaha I just got this in my PM:

You have either poo poo for memory or are a chronic lying idiot, probably the latter with your stupid bs stories. Someone else sent you the doll, since that was the project -- one goon got it, took pictures (not hold on to it for several months), and sent it to the next one. Instead of following these simple instructions, all you did was post excuses about being in a hospital and that we should be patient, the pictures would be coming any moment. And bullshit you threw the doll out, I got it back from you and you even signed it. Ten years later you don't owe me a blowup doll, you owe me pictures of YOU with a blowup doll. LOL. / parthenocarpy

The question is: Did it smell like cat piss?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 06:13

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:25

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

Philthy posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 06:21

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