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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
crystal skull is good and has a gnarly bottle u can reuse for any task that demands a clear skull with a hole bored in top

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I got K1. Also saw one called Three Olives so I took a pic. I'll post it in a bit if you want.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
If you're already out of vodka , you're an alcoholic. Embrace it . Get some takka or Kamchatka and save a few bux

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Drad_Bert posted:

If you're already out of vodka , you're an alcoholic. Embrace it . Get some takka or Kamchatka and save a few bux

i don't understand could you rephrase that in the form of babygotbacak

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Guy Fleegman posted:

Sobieski. Just do it.

etalian posted:

tito's vodka

these 2. like $14 for a fifth and is actually good

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i already bought K1. it's in the freezer.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ketel one, duh

grey goose tastes like industrial waste

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Just get some Stoli. It was good vodka back before they started upselling overpriced bullshit to retards.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
czars gold or russian standard

throw everything else in the trash

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
next time if u git a brita or w/e u can legit filter youre cheap rear end vodka like 3-4 times and it turns out grate. this way u can buy twice as much vokkas for half the price

really makes u think huh

onecircles
May 6, 2009
Next time buy everclear and add water to it and sell it to your friends for profit. Try adding flavors that will entice them. msg + grape.

or monopolowa

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwak37fcBUI&index=3&list=PL6615AEE4A5EF0EEC

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
i'd run away

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Guy Fleegman posted:

Sobieski. Just do it.

This man understands.

Nog
May 15, 2006

recommend going with 1800. for some reason, none of the liquor stores put in the same aisle as the rest of the vodka. it's a special kind too that is labelled silver tequila (special kind of potatoes i think), but if you try it out you will like it.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sobieski is really good yeah

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sobieski is like the Evan Williams of vodka

also its Polish so your money isn't supporting people who shoot down airliners

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

I just returned from Poland and brought back a bottle of that stuff.

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Apr 8, 2012

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all vodka is the same ie. crap

If you drink it and you arent a slav you're probably a poo poo person

Or if you work on these bad boys you can drink it

buckets of buckets fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Jul 20, 2014

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZy5S-jUIlw

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

ilikedirt posted:

next time if u git a brita or w/e u can legit filter youre cheap rear end vodka like 3-4 times and it turns out grate. this way u can buy twice as much vokkas for half the price

really makes u think huh

Seriously?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

John Kruk posted:

I just returned from Poland and brought back a bottle of that stuff.

it's good stuff yeah

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
nope

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
its your world thats losts.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

ive tried it and it works :sherug:

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
I drink Stoli

Straight out of the bottle

Room temperature

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
is kills youi

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Atma posted:

it all tastes like burning


That's where Sobieski is your friend. Velvety smooth. Grab a bottle, throw it in the freezer and thank me later.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Alberto Basalm posted:

evan williams

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

Is the correct answer, op.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Orkin Mang posted:

crystal skull is good and has a gnarly bottle u can reuse for any task that demands a clear skull with a hole bored in top

good thing this is a joke thread because that's real poo poo

unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008


Real: Sobieski or Most Wanted

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I enjoy vodka, and I enjoy people who scoff at people who enjoy vodka for various made up reasons. in reality they just dont like how it tastes

long island crew

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

get tito's or stoli 100 proof

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Get Siberian ice. It costs like $10 for 1.75 liters.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mix this poo poo w/ apple juice. It tastes amazing.

2nd option: Everclear

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Goons love code red.

Get cherry vodka and mountain dew.

Mix over ice, orgasm like the goon you are.

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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
karkov

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