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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

It's a position open to gentiles only. We can't let a psychotic son of abraham run poo poo round here.

This is why you lost the war.

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Oh yeah this looks like a good thread.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Hello forums user Miltank, welcome to GiP, I see you've made the journey over from D'n'D. You see, we need a new mod, maybe you're the man/woman/trans for the job?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The bar is pretty low. Just don't be grover.

gently caress you, grover.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
we need someone who is/was a brigade commander or higher to fully recreate some pants-on-head policies.

i mean, whip is doing the best he can to fill that special hole, but there's only so many times he can watch patton to try to get it.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
We need Ozma

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There's a body fat standard here.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fucitol posted:

we need someone who is/was a brigade commander or higher to fully recreate some pants-on-head policies.

i mean, whip is doing the best he can to fill that special hole, but there's only so many times he can watch patton to try to get it.

Oh I could drop some "one of you shits/everyone wears diapers justice" but the hell with modding.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

There's a body fat standard here.

Then why is Whip a mod?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Whips a lot of things but sadly isn't fat.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
My bad. I just figured cop + donuts = fat. I retract my previous statement. Carry on.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Whip's a bitch, a human being, a coward, a pussy, a retard, a polack, and a big gay baby, but isn't fat.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

Whip's a bitch, a human being, a coward, a pussy, a retard, a polack, and a big gay baby, but isn't fat.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
At least he's got Ozma.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Godholio posted:

At least he's got Ozma.

No that's vas.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There's enough to go around.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Godholio posted:

At least he's got Ozma.

Whips loving Ozma? Ohh dramaaa!

:newlol:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Untagged posted:

Whips loving Ozma? Ohh dramaaa!

:newlol:

no vas is loving whip

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
They were all in love with Dianne

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Can I gently caress whip too?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Commoners posted:

Can I gently caress whip too?

stick your dick in a donut an wave it in front of him and see what happens #byedick

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

They were all in love with Dianne

There are a few people in here I wish would go tumbling down a mountain.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Obama Africanus posted:

They were all in love with Dianne

They were drinking from the fountain

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Cole posted:

stick your dick in a donut an wave it in front of him and see what happens #byedick

Speaking from experience?

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
I asked if I could gently caress him, not contribute to his eating disorder.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
And Cole gets Whip'd again!

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
lol wut

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Lazy Reservist posted:

And Cole gets Whip'd again!

and nothing of value was lost

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Commoners posted:

Can I gently caress whip too?

It depends, are you a budget shutdown, a sassy black lady in charge of inputting federal pension data, or a malfunctioning Segway?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cole posted:

stick your dick in a donut an wave it in front of him and see what happens #byedick

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Always makes me laugh

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Booblord Zagats posted:

If Shim ain't your first pick for GiP mod you probably just shouldn't post

I pretty much only get on SA for Shim and 50FA posts.

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay
cole 4 mod

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea, but have Whip continue the policy of 6 hour prohibitions for everytime Cole posts anything/anywhere.

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay

beanieson posted:

Yea, but have Whip continue the policy of 6 hour prohibitions for everytime Cole posts anything/anywhere.

I can see it now, He posts a reason he probated someone, and gets probated for posting said reasoning.


Cole's Resume

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Anansi The Spider posted:

I can see it now, He posts a reason he probated someone, and gets probated for posting said reasoning.


Cole's Resume



OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Getting a probation from whip is like getting your sweet family crest and sword at the BX gypsy bazaar. You'll probably get a surprisingly enthusiastic hand beezy from a middle aged Korean woman who's got the hands of long shoreman, and you get your identity stolen. Enjoy renting the furniture for the bi weekly suicide apartment / crack den you're forced to sell stolen rims and brick weed out of, young Veteran.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Tks u 4 ur services ur all an heroes.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Obama Africanus posted:

Getting a probation from whip is like getting your sweet family crest and sword at the BX gypsy bazaar. You'll probably get a surprisingly enthusiastic hand beezy from a middle aged Korean woman who's got the hands of long shoreman, and you get your identity stolen. Enjoy renting the furniture for the bi weekly suicide apartment / crack den you're forced to sell stolen rims and brick weed out of, young Veteran.

Not gonna lie. I bought a shield from some Irish dude outside the PX back as a young troop. I still have the fucker in my garage somewhere. I can't believe I paid like 400 dollars for a 40 dollar shield.

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I can't believe you think it was worth 40 dollars.

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