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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lifehack: instead of getting a roommate just have sex with someone regularly and then you can live in their house while they pay all the bills. This only works for sluts though so goon mileage may vary
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:00 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:my fat Jew roommate is a habitual liar and is retarded and wants people to like her so much she alienates everyone and she has massive titties Can u install a toilet cam in her bathroom and post the link here kthx
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:01 |
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i save bacon grease but i always use it when i make stews or lentils i had a roommate that literally never did dishes, left for two weeks to go out of town, and came back to a sink full of brown water and maggots. he then asked me when i was going to do dishes its okay though, i cock blocked him and then hosed a girl he had the hots for and told her to make as much noise as possible.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:03 |
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Entire closet filled with plastic grocery bags that can't be thrown out because we might want to use them some day / waste is destroying the planet.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:04 |
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re-using bacon grease in cornbread is a good and I won't hear otherwise
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:06 |
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I had a roommate who played Tribes II all the time and had cheesy PC speakers and I was like "Goddamn dude are you playing Tribes II too loud again?" And he was. He loving was playing Tribes II too loudly for my preference that fucker.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:11 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Yes. Dude what the gently caress. Does your sister live in Arizona? No
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:33 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:its okay though, i cock blocked him and then hosed a girl he had the hots for and told her to make as much noise as possible.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:39 |
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Well it's good to know that there are multiple Jews with M names that are ruining people's lives
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:44 |
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One roommate tried to grow his own kambucha in an empty Jack Daniels bottle but it died and he just left ut on his desk and it started to fester. This was in college, and he and I were in the same biology class. We were dissecting a cows heart and he was collecting all the fat in order to make soap in the dorm room. I told him no.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:12 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:My favourite housemate mostly spent his life in his room painting little tiny elves but when he did venture out it was to tell us all about he was a god and one time we invited us to the pub to be nice and he came out in big brown robes which he said were his Jedi robes so we stopped asking him out and also he was stalking a Jewish girl. Wouldn't it be nice if the Jewish girl he was stalking was one of those mentioned in this thread as wanting to be liked?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:02 |
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I dated a Jewish girl once, she was Sicilian and let me raw dog her like no one's business and I wish the same for the OP and all of you (even the lady posters itt) because that was hot as hell.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:I dated a Jewish girl once, she was Sicilian and let me raw dog her like no one's business and I wish the same for the OP and all of you (even the lady posters itt) because that was hot as hell. My roommate looks like she has FAS but her jugs are massive
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:32 |
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Big Beef City posted:lmao if you need room mates.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:36 |
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My mom used to save cooking grease in Snapple bottles. And leave them in the fridge.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:36 |
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What's the point of having roommates if you can't rawdog them?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:38 |
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never had roommates instead i moved in with my gf and we're constantly having sex and nobody leaves nasty grease around it owns i recommend it
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:39 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:My roommate looks like she has FAS but her jugs are massive oy a regular dybbuk to be schtupped from behind
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:42 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:my fat Jew roommate is a habitual liar and is retarded and wants people to like her so much she alienates everyone and she has massive titties miranda holstein
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 19:06 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lifehack: instead of getting a roommate just have sex with someone regularly and then you can live in their house while they pay all the bills. see this is why ladies don't get equal pay, we know all their drinks, dinners and rents are free
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 19:06 |
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hah. roommates. what a crazy thing
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:12 |
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Lol if you poor grease down the sink. Lol.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:24 |
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my roommate tried to evict me even though i'm a co-tenant and on the lease and i asked her why she wanted to evict me and she said "if you dont know already you won't understand if i tell you" i'm still here 6 months later and she's trying to evict me again and won't tell me why
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:26 |
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get out before she kills you in your sleep
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:27 |
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yeah i'm moving at the end of this month i told her and then i got the latest eviction notice she wrote herself on my bedroom door
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:28 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:my fat Jew roommate is a habitual liar and is retarded and wants people to like her so much she alienates everyone and she has massive titties massive tities cant alienate.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:30 |
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Me. Wash a dish. Lol. As if.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:34 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lifehack: instead of getting a roommate just have sex with someone regularly and then you can live in their house while they pay all the bills. this is actually great advice please provide more whorebservations.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:51 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:yeah i'm moving at the end of this month what the actual gently caress give that bitch to the zoo
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 22:44 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:my roommate tried to evict me even though i'm a co-tenant and on the lease and i asked her why she wanted to evict me and she said "if you dont know already you won't understand if i tell you" youre a man and shes a woman pretty self explanatory you misogynist scum
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:02 |
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I like that he stayed with her for 6+ months after she literally told him she hated him and couldn't stand living with him. Regardless of who's fault it was, what a goon-rear end way of doing things. "Oh the person I live with is crazy and hates everything about me. Well better keep paying rent here and just sighing as she verbally abuses me."
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:08 |
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Big Beef City posted:I like that he stayed with her for 6+ months after she literally told him she hated him and couldn't stand living with him. haha yeah just like people in abusive relationships what loving idiots
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:10 |
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the pyf pet peeves thread has become a forum
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:11 |
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Big Beef City posted:I like that he stayed with her for 6+ months after she literally told him she hated him and couldn't stand living with him. Lmao yeah that guy should have just uprooted his whole life because some loving spergy hambeast roommate taped a note to his door.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:20 |
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Yes, he should have.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:21 |
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Bring my fish back OWNED this thread when it was "pyf horrible roommate story," maybe I'll dig up some highlights. Like when her roommate's bf cooked a great dinner for his first meeting with her parents, and the first thing her mom did was hide under the table for an hour sobbing and screaming for wine.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:27 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:My roommate looks like she has FAS but her jugs are massive sounds like you want to gently caress your roommate
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:31 |
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- don't put a new roll of tp on the tp holder - dishes in the sink despite empty dishwasher right underneath - using a kitchen washcloth to wipe/clean something and just throwing in the sink without rinsing it to become a horrible solid mess - shave face without using water and leave the bathroom sink covered in stubble - leave takeout food containers open on the kitchen bench overnight - shower once a week/fortnight and generally smell pretty bad seriously goons, please shower daily and wear clean clothes
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:35 |
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I shower at least twice per fortnight, mlady
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:40 |
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How can people not like showering? I'm a lazy slob in basically every other way, but a 20 minute shower in scalding hot water is amazing.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:45 |