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nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Went to 1.FCN gegen Valencia last Saturday...holy poo poo, Nürnberg is amazing now. I don't think I've ever seen that kind of ball movement and ability on offense before with this team. :vince:

We'll be back in 1.Bundesliga at the conclusion of this season, mark my words.

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nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Late to the :toxx: party.

Nürnberg advances to 1.Bundesliga at the conclusion of the season. I'll take a ban if this doesn't happen.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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frankenfreak posted:

gently caress it, I'll toxx as well. Taking my inspiration from Katana Gomai, probate me for one week every time Greuther beat us and ban me if they finish the season ahead of us. :toxx:

Don't worry man...we're in this together. :rip:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Lazlow posted:

Here for this, proper psyched. Didn't expect the cup winners to be here, but still glad to see Ribery, Alaba, Badstuber (!!), Shaq, and even these two new signings I hear are all the rage (Lev & Dobsky, I think, I dunno, I think they're faves of Mackintosh's)

e: Hoping this is as good as the last MLS All "star" match I saw (fun begins at 0:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?8MERytPpXfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MERytPpXfc

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Looking forward to 1.FCN gegen Fürth tonight. Got my gently caress Fü shawl primed.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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feeling might optimistic about my toxx now :suicide:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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ephex posted:

At least we somehow dodged the bullet of more dickpix itt

don't count your chickens, son. :chord:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Welp, had a lovely trying weekend at Chiemsee Summer Fest, glad to see I didn't miss anything. Good job, Nürnberg!

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Tied for first in the tipping table. :whatup:

This will last (no it won't)

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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congrats to hopterque for the 15 pt. CL tipps...spot on, man. :thumbsup:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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frankenfreak posted:

I don't who these eleven men in the red shirts are, but at least they know how to play football, so I won't ask what they did with our players.

I hope you're referring to their ability to throw a game. I wouldn't even consider it to be "convincingly". Disgusting bullshit. Hey ephex, Nürnberg was embarrassingly bad again...should I just post the cockpics here or just email them to you?

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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frankenfreak posted:

I never said it was good, but not as comically inept as in the first half. Sure, Karlsruhe helped them by not really giving a poo poo anymore, but baby steps, man, baby steps.

The ineptitude didn't end at the first half, though. The entire game was a laughable parade of suck. We have last year's second league top scorer yet can't figure out how to get him the ball in the clear. Our defense is hilariously lovely and once a team gets within ten meters of the box we have to rely on luck. #justnürnbergproblems

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Nov 20, 2007

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frankenfreak posted:

I'm not even denying this. All I'm saying is that there was a noticeable difference between a bad team that at least has a basic idea of how to play football and whatever happened on the pitch in the first half.

Now let's watch Drmic win this thing for Leverkusen and reminisce about better days,

I don't have the same capacity for self-loathing that you do, apparently...fuckin' Drmic. :saddowns:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Healbot posted:

That's basically every Club fan in the Nürnberg region.

Not every.

Goddamn, der Glubb ist ein Depp. :suicide:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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hopterque posted:

I missed almost all of the european games this week because I'm dumb as hell, poo poo.

e: I actually missed like two full weeks and I'm not even sure what happened.
It's ok I'm gonna make the comeback of the century.

oh, I noticed. I noticed plenty.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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System Metternich posted:

Don't get your hopes up too high, I've got something special in store* :coal:

*i.e. tipping whatever bullshit scores that cross my mind, like always :v:

same

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Healbot MOVE.

Also hi5 FF Vagina Is Meal is finally gone.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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good job setting your tipps for this week, idiot

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Nov 20, 2007

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System Metternich posted:

lol this matchday was so poo poo that we've got a kicktipp average of mighty 6,4 points

yep, back in 1st after missing a week and dropping to 5th. Also Der Club has won two in a row. It's been a good week. :unsmith:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Dancing Müller is a necessity..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnKQVXtFfo

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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that's pretty hilarious. Dante must have poo poo himself.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Wow Honjsteak I just saw that you picked Leverkusen, Dortmond and Bayern to be places 16-18 at the end of the season. :laffo:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Healbot posted:

1 out of 3 ain't bad.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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watched my first Bayern game of the season last night at the local Bayern stammtisch. The guy that runs it was so pissed at the result that he declared drinks on him for the evening. So, thanks Bayern!

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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ephex posted:

American spotted lol



lol

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Healbot posted:



Sky News explaining why Reus was wearing the Robin mask.

:iiaca: :staredog:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Getting closer and closer to failing my toxx. Nürnberg is going to be financially supporting my favorite forum! Thanks, Bader!

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Dunban posted:

I think this was the worst Tippkick weekend ever. No one got more than 9 points.

I'll take my 8.

Also mod of this general area go ahead and toxx my rear end as per the OP because der Club ist ein Depp von der Arschloch auf Satan. :suicide:

Portland Timbers, bitches.











j/k

e: also I love how Hotzenplatz has 5 wins yet is close to last place. If you didn't play the entire season, you should have....if you just started getting lucky, buy a loving lottery ticket.

nippythefish fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 23, 2015

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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ephex posted:

At least you dont support Sechzig :D

I couldn't imagine how horrible that would be.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Welp, definitely taking a toxx ban at the conclusion of the season...still rootin' for ya, Frankenfreak. Hopes are pretty much dried up now, however.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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yet another club transplant that thrives after leaving Nürnberg.

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Nov 20, 2007

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Dunban posted:

Robben is out for the rest of the season, Lewandowski has a concussion, a broken nasal bone and a broken upper jaw

:smithicide:

there goes all hope for the top goal scorer bonus points :gonk:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Torrannor posted:

good news for Nürnberg.

This isn't a thing that happens. :moments:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Anderson Silva desensitized me.

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Nov 20, 2007

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General Probe posted:

Loved the ambitious prediction from this week's kicktipps that Dortmund were going to beat Hertha 20-0.

He still got 2 points off of it, too.

nippythefish fucked around with this message at 08:34 on May 12, 2015

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Dunban posted:

A formerly well-known German keeping a low profile in South America? That's a new one.

:vince:

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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Katana Gomai posted:

ugh you have to specify which Boateng. At first I thought it was Jerome apologizing for being a fail defender

this will never happen

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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please get it over with god

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nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

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hey no I was serious about getting the toxx over with if one of you guys with plat could PM a mod and get it over with I'd really appreciate it.

also, congratulations to Myron for winning the kicktipp. :bravo:

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