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The only time I feel like dating is when I'm liquored. I met this amazing French girl last year after drinking for a few days, but then I hung out with her sober a few times and it sucked because I'm a huge misanthrope. Edit/fake edit: what I'm saying is don't bother leaving the house b/c it's way overrated
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:38 |
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I think you should kill yourself too
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:28 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm not normal drat your deathcries are gonna sound hilarious though
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:30 |
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Somebody getting interrupted while trying to kill themselves with helium asphyxiation would indeed make for a pretty funny bit
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:31 |
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you gotta say something like "oompa loompa doompa dee dee, mom close the door so I can set my soul free"
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:33 |
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sex is a terrible and disgusting lie and i for one have never recovered even after smashing my weiner with a hammer
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:34 |
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In Drywall posted:sex is a terrible and disgusting lie and i for one have never recovered even after smashing my weiner with a hammer Actually sex is pretty great
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:36 |
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In Drywall posted:sex is a terrible and disgusting lie and i for one have never recovered even after smashing my weiner with a hammer More sex for the rest of us then!
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:40 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually sex is pretty great wow u r very deluded
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:44 |
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Kimmalah posted:More sex for the rest of us then! good luck you disgusting ape
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:45 |
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I am wearing this tshirt tonight
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:45 |
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Also my lucky red underwear
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:45 |
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is it a pajama party????
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:48 |
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best of luck on yr date remember the great words of the genie (in bee form) "just beeeeeeee yourself"
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:49 |
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Masturbate -right- before the date. She'll pick up the pheremones and will for sure make out w/you.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:54 |
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In Drywall posted:good luck you disgusting ape Why thank you
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:56 |
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going to breakfast is something 'friends' do. sorry bro
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:59 |
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www posted:going to breakfast is something 'friends' do. Read the thread dumbass it's dinner
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:20 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Read the thread dumbass it's dinner Cool I did that too Didn't get anything out of it lol suckaaaaa
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:49 |
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I have a date tomorrow i'm going to social security to replace my card, also what is a date exactly
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:20 |
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cis white male posted:I have a date tomorrow i'm going to social security to replace my card, also what is a date exactly don't forget to neg hard
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:31 |
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my gf of almost 3 years and i broke up two days ago good luck with your date it will all end in misery
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:35 |
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Vhak lord of hate posted:my gf of almost 3 years and i broke up two days ago good luck with your date it will all end in misery We all end up dead why not make out a lil b4 then
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:40 |
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Vhak lord of hate posted:my gf of almost 3 years and i broke up two days ago good luck with your date it will all end in misery Don't worry, she's probably already getting plowed by another dude.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:40 |
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Btw I love your avatar so I am sad for you
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:40 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:We all end up dead why not make out a lil b4 then i like your atitude op ur alright
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:40 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:We all end up dead why not make out a lil b4 then Pretty sure that's what MJ said to the Home Alone kid
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:42 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Pretty sure that's what MJ said to the Home Alone kid with the corollary of "w/people u wanna make out with"
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:51 |
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I'm on date number two guys hell yes
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# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:38 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm on date number two guys hell yes Make sure that during your second date you constantly think about how many dudes she's not evening dating that she's slept with since the last time you saw her
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# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:42 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm on date number two guys hell yes Yes, maybe you'll get a sweet rear end out hug this time.
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