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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Probably not, but I'm not what you'd call "prone"

You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

I don't know I've never fuckin been there before. I'll keep you appraised of the sitch tho.

Phone post during your date OP.

What's the slam whale quotient on your date by the way? We talking over 200 pounds?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Probably closer to 100

So no boobs then. Is your date over 18?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

King of Internet posted:

BREAKFAST DATE A HAHHAHHAHAHAHA YOU ASSHOLES CAN'T HOLD IT OVER ME ANY MORE gently caress YOU PUDDY

qft

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

actually she is secretly a 1000 year old vampire alien priestess inhabiting the body of a 10 year old

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

actually it was a date, lmao

Did you feel her up?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SHISHKABOB posted:

I wan to make love to her

Did u also have sex on this first date? Or just kissing?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made

Invites you into walk in freezer.

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