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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I have a date tomorrow
 
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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
ps I hope you're driving like 40+ minutes for this non-date lmao.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

im 27 years old i know what mad is you retards
Hah! It was a fake post then. Nice.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

asylum years posted:

It's just best to be up front about all of your worries and faults; she'll appreciate your honesty and find it refreshing. What's more, she'll feel empathy for your suffering, and you can turn that into like a real cool mouthie or maybe an HJ. Short version, tell her you suffer from one of these things:

Dropsy
Thick Urine Syndrome
sexual nightmares
Dirt Belly
Lactose Hyper-Tolerance
Hepatitis F

p.s. You already know this person and she wants to have breakfast with you, so she already likes you. Just, like , enjoy your pancakes.
I thought you were quoting nada surf here for a second lol

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