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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Need help with groom's speech
 
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Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp
Walk up to the mic smiling maybe throwing out a few waves. Look out to the audience of your collective friends and family and get a little nervous. Look back to your bride and stare a bit in confusion making sure to lose all traces of a smile from your face. Your gaze slowly traces down to the ring on your finger then back up to the audience. As the existential horror of the mistake you've made dawns on you just stare down at the floor. Make sure all expression is gone from your face and try to look as a man that has just realized his absolute defeat.

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