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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Make e/n thread.
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Waltzing Along posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3652031&pagenumber=1#lastpost lol also voted 5
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Jul 20, 2014 18:54
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Post more. Make a post in A/T asking about letting internet strangers tell you what to do. Make a post in SAMart offering your laptop for sale.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Make e/n thread. Make the guy do whatever it is that's happening in Ron Paul Hype Man's signature. I dunno what the gently caress that guy is doing, like riding a shovel while being towed by something or firing a gun or whatever what's happening with that? I hope Ron Paul Hype Man sees this post and tells me what that dude is doing because IDK
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Jul 20, 2014 18:54
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Go make and eat breakfast. Then take a shower. Get dressed. Go outside and try to make friends with the kids. Invite them back to your house. Teach them the wonders of alcohol. Lure them into your basement. Have a BBQ.
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Jul 20, 2014 18:58
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>embark on rap career
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Jul 20, 2014 18:59
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Dubsy posted:>embark on rape career
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Jul 20, 2014 19:00
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>change your clothes or at least get on some new socks. I don't even want to think about how fresh those socks are.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:02
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Call all your exes.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:05
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>Tear off your genitals and draw goku pants on the wall in your own blood
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Jul 20, 2014 19:08
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> never post in your e/n thread ever again
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Jul 20, 2014 19:08
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Machai posted:> never post in your e/n thread ever again  Dongattack posted:>fart ffffft  Hmmm. When did I eat coconuts? butplug accident posted:self-diagnose with aspergers or similar using an online test so you can justify all the anti-social choices you've made in life Arkanomen posted:>change your clothes or at least get on some new socks. Changing into your regular attire, you realized something all along. You have a disorder, and it's not your fault.  Now what?
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Jul 20, 2014 19:17
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all dressed up. Go into the kitchen, have shot of vodka.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:21
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Turn the arrow on the wall so it points up. This means you should go to heaven. Kill yourself.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:22
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>get the mail
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Jul 20, 2014 19:23
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> call gay ex in portrait
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Jul 20, 2014 19:32
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>smell pants for residual fart vapors, if detected, smell all pants. >contemplate pants smelliness levels
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Jul 20, 2014 19:45
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>Reflect on your pendant and drink in the power radiating from it.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:48
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nisroc posted:all dressed up. Go into the kitchen, have shot of vodka. whoflungpoop posted:> call gay ex in portrait Who needs a kitchen when your liquor shelf is right next to the front door?  You dial up Jerry on your cell phone.  "Hey...ba~by. Didja missh me?!" The words stumble out of your mouth. You have no control. "I thought I told you to stop calling me here? I've moved on, so should you." "But...I lovesh you..." "It's over." *beeeeeeep*  In your drunken stupor, you wander outside. The doo-dad on your mailbox is up. The children notice you. 
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Jul 20, 2014 20:06
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>drop pants
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Jul 20, 2014 20:08
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>summon Jeff (Geoff) crew for a HUGE party!
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Jul 20, 2014 20:08
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> challenge the children to a game of jump rope
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Jul 20, 2014 20:10
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>Post in JEFF QUEST thread
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Jul 20, 2014 20:13
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take boys hat and put in mailbox
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Jul 20, 2014 20:13
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Dubsy posted:>drop pants The belt came undone, the zipper went down. A smartphone was already in the boys hand, his fingers pressing 911.  Demon of the East posted:> challenge the children to a game of jump rope You pull out your favourite jump rope from your secret hiding spot. 
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Jul 20, 2014 20:19
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>offer candy
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Jul 20, 2014 20:21
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> Indiana Jones style whip the phone from the boy's hand
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Jul 20, 2014 20:23
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>stop pretending that you are thin
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Jul 20, 2014 20:25
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>find MH370
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Jul 20, 2014 20:32
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open mailbox put penis in mailbox slam mailbox shut
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Jul 20, 2014 20:35
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Waltzing Along posted:open mailbox >send "the package"
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Jul 20, 2014 20:36
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> call up aatrek and brag about what you're doing
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Jul 20, 2014 20:39
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>measure penis size to fart stench ratio
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Jul 20, 2014 20:39
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start jumping (op, you better make a gif)
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Jul 20, 2014 20:45
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vyst posted:>offer candy The chocolate bar you pulled out of your rear end in a top hat might be a little warm and soft, but it's still good. The boy doesn't seem to want it.  Demon of the East posted:> Indiana Jones style whip the phone from the boy's hand Good thing the candy was an elaborate ruse to drop the boys guard! His (presumably) sister runs off, screaming for her mother!  Waltzing Along posted:open mailbox The boys head hits the ground with a sickening crack. Crimson fluids start to pour out of his head. His phone is in pieces, and his hat is yours. He is defeated. Now, for the mailbox. 
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Jul 20, 2014 20:47
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Jul 20, 2014 20:50
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Waltzing Along posted:stuff boy in mailbox The snapping of bone and tearing of flesh is a familiar sound to you, but you don't know why. It's not like you've ever killed anyone before now...is it?  With the child ready to be mailed, you cross the street, in search of the girl. (End of Day 1)
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