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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Post more.

Make a post in A/T asking about letting internet strangers tell you what to do.
Make a post in SAMart offering your laptop for sale.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Go make and eat breakfast. Then take a shower. Get dressed. Go outside and try to make friends with the kids. Invite them back to your house. Teach them the wonders of alcohol. Lure them into your basement. Have a BBQ.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dubsy posted:

>embark on rape career

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Turn the arrow on the wall so it points up. This means you should go to heaven. Kill yourself.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
take boys hat and put in mailbox

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
open mailbox
put penis in mailbox
slam mailbox shut

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
stuff boy in mailbox

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:bravo:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

a cop posted:

Do an update today motherfucker

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mash posted:

If people insist, but if there's a drop in quality, blame it on me being up for 30 hours

i was perfectly happy waiting till tomorrow for an update. this is a lot of work and i'd rather you do it when you feel inspired than when you feel pressured.

just look at what happened to microwave. he used to do great CYA MSPaints and now everyone wants to gently caress his mom.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Show him your penis.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
ask to see the fathers penis

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
put your penis in his hand. put the gun in the hand. pull up your pants. cut off fathers face and wear it. follow girl into house.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
mods, rename thread aa trek

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
what is it? who cares. eat the girl. alive. just start chomping on her neck like you're a zombie.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
so you are doing a webcam show in front of a traumatized girl.

ok.

also, i agree with the butt beer spray. seems the appropriate place to take this.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
stick your penis in a beer bottle

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>mistreat the daughter. call CPS and laugh at them.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>look

(in other words, Mash, could you let us know what is going on cuz I am thoroughly lost at this point)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>you are Jack's inflamed sense of rejection

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

almightyerin posted:

>Piss straight into your face.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

almightyerin posted:

>Piss straight into your own face then run into the door.

we make a good team. ;)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:bravo:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Yes?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Not really sure what was going on but:

>call uber
>take uber to airport
>get on plane
>hijack plane

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mash posted:

:siren:I had the Goku outfits for the kids and some other poo poo left over so I made those as a "Bonus Round" or something. :siren:

Taking a break until Peter Jackson's Jeff Quest 2: Codename "Burger Fresh": The Official Game of the Movie.

Cool. Also, I forgot to do this last time:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

pixaal posted:

>Take Beer
>Drink Golden Shower

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>be really evil

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>string that guy up above you on the ceiling. Naked.
>connect him to an iv with just fluids
>get something that can open and close and put it around his penis
>wait till his belly is really distended and full
>glory in special golden shower

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>do everything everyone has suggested.
>never sleep
>just draw mspaints till u pass out from exhaustion

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>Is your refrigerator running?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>lay out some traps. find a good hiding spot.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>ask for his clothes

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>sit on desk and jack off

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

drilldo squirt posted:

Suck the dicks of all the men you see.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

:master:
:laffo:
:bravo:

Holy poo poo.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>Use the powers of the can-can to knock out the cops when they come out of the morgue.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SpazmasterX posted:

>Enter the suspicious officers from behind

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Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>puke up the pcp bag. open bag. eat contents of bag.

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