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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

We just had a kid so I don't want his first real life experience to be sitting in front of a boring-rear end PPV.

That and Ambrose would probably turn him into a smoker.

Congrats!!

Since he'll probably make you wake up at 2 in the morning you can make him watch the entirety of the G1 instead.

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Le Saboteur posted:

I feel like they're going to at least try to go all out with this PPV as this is the re subscription month for tons of people using the WWE Network.

Hahahahahahahaha, wouldn't they have already been working on that? Like, making sure the card was as exciting and interesting as possible?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

rotinaj posted:

Hahahahahahahaha, wouldn't they have already been working on that? Like, making sure the card was as exciting and interesting as possible?

Everything other than the main sounds pretty solid on paper but who knows!

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I thought that the first week subscriptions weren't up until after Summerslam. Expect a hard sell of Night of Champions more than anything, I guess.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Le Saboteur posted:

Everything other than the main sounds pretty solid on paper but who knows!

You just said Naomi vs Cameron looks pretty solid, think about what you just typed.

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/490966653543657472

quote:

BREAKING: #WWEBattleground Kickoff will see another match as @WWEAdamRose faces @WWEFandango! http://wwe.me/zn8Ps pic.twitter.com/lUjQqFwGpF

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I thought that the first week subscriptions weren't up until after Summerslam. Expect a hard sell of Night of Champions more than anything, I guess.

The last month for first weekers was July. August is the start of the next cycle.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Hahhahaha Sandow's the only one without a match

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

You just said Naomi vs Cameron looks pretty solid, think about what you just typed.

Aren't they pre-show?

But yeah, he's not that wrong. There's lot of good stuff on paper for this card. The pre-show match is gonna be the anti-WeeLC, and battle royals are battle royals, but overall, this is a pretty good card to look at now.

Not a 5 out of 5, but easily a 3.5 out of 5.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

You just said Naomi vs Cameron looks pretty solid, think about what you just typed.

I have never counted kick off show matches as anything really.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

This is lovely but the alternative is Naomi/Cameron going like fifteen minutes so I'll take it.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



And just like that, staying up till 4am just got a lot harder.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Jesus Christ I want to punch Adam Rose so hard

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007


But...but there's more of a build up, such as there is, for Sandow vs Rose goddammit :bang:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Valeyard posted:

Jesus Christ I want to punch Adam Rose so hard

How about you just have some refreshing Minute Maid Fruit Punch with Adam Rose in his next segment on Raw?!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Roman Reigns posted:

But...but there's more of a build up, such as there is, for Sandow vs Rose goddammit :bang:

They couldn't think of anyone related to Tampa bay important enough to spoof

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
can't wait to see the Usos fight the Wyatts for the 800th time. and cameron/naomi. and the jobber title battle royale. and swagger/rusev, that should be a real barnburner.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Why not orton and kane beat up the other two, then pull a FINGER POKE OF DOOM?

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Omally posted:

can't wait to see the Usos fight the Wyatts for the 800th time. and cameron/naomi. and the jobber title battle royale. and swagger/rusev, that should be a real barnburner.

If you can't enjoy a hoss-off early in a PPV, there's nothing I can do to help you. Especially one with :911: vs :ussr:.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Le Saboteur posted:

The last month for first weekers was July. August is the start of the next cycle.

Yeah, but the Network bills you on the day of the month you subscribed, not at the first of the month. So I think they would end up being billed the week after Summerslam.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Le Saboteur posted:

Everything other than the main sounds pretty solid on paper but who knows!

The matches sound solid, the build hasn't exactly been.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

thelazyblank posted:

If you can't enjoy a hoss-off early in a PPV, there's nothing I can do to help you. Especially one with :911: vs :ussr:.

my only hope for that match is Swagger severely injuring Rusev

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Two racists enter, only one leaves without a concussion.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

gently caress adam rose

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i hope the battle royal comes down to sheamus and axel and they do a homage to their famous sms match

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

ayn rand hand job posted:

They couldn't think of anyone related to Tampa bay important enough to spoof

Warren Sapp is hard for a white guy to pull off

Asmodai_00 posted:

gently caress adam rose

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Asmodai_00 posted:

gently caress adam rose

A sentiment we can all get behind.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Asmodai_00 posted:

gently caress adam rose

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Can't wait for new IC champ, BO DALLAS

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I want to cancel my Network sub but I want to support Vince, I am a sucker

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Hipster dilemma: Stay at Pitchfork fest to watch Grimes and Hudson Mohawk or leave after Real Estate and catch Battleground when it starts?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Strawberry Panda posted:

Hipster dilemma: Stay at Pitchfork fest to watch Grimes and Hudson Mohawk or leave after Real Estate and catch Battleground when it starts?

if those first group of words meant anything to me i would suggest doing that

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

You can always catch up with Battleground on the Network

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Strawberry Panda posted:

Hipster dilemma: Stay at Pitchfork fest to watch Grimes and Hudson Mohawk or leave after Real Estate and catch Battleground when it starts?

Between live fun and watching something on TV, always go with the live fun stuff.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Can't wait for new IC champ, BO DALLAS

It's what's best for my business.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Asmodai_00 posted:

gently caress adam rose

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I'll see how tired I am and when I run out of beer tickets I guess. I got here early and saw Speedy Ortiz, Perfect Pussy, Deafheaven, and Earl Sweatshirt all in a row so I'm pretty pooped. Plus for PPVs my friend John and I get together, order pizza and get tanked so it's something I look forward to every month. He might take work off tomorrow so we can start it later, then I can have my cake and eat it too!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


No Rhodes Bros vs Shield, no buys. :colbert:

EDIT: Awful lot of lemons in this thread. Ya'll should try becoming rosebuds.

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jul 20, 2014

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Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
No stardust no buys... gently caress i'm still paying for the Network. Guess I'll watch

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