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It's sid, He loves loving his fat girlfriend.
would someone please wreck this clown, in this thread. Someone step up and be a bigshot and try brutally own him. You don't even have to succeed, but consider it part of your training.
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drilldo squirt i dont think youre the best at postin
drop the cute act and go buck wild. Do this right
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Jul 21, 2014 00:31
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i mean he sent me his photo like 6 months ago and i stupidly didnt save it but hes way more overweight than fiona even is, and wears glasses like some kind of loving nerd. wish i had saved the picture since he deleted the imgur link almost immediately after he posted it, unlike fiona whose picture is still on this forum because shes not a huge loving pussy unlike the op
good. Good!.keep it up.
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drilldo squirt you are the goddamn worst at postin
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Jul 21, 2014 00:33
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Drilldo Squirt sent the pic
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Jul 21, 2014 00:33
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In it, he's wearing glasses, like some kind of nerd
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Jul 21, 2014 00:34
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He's so fuckin lame, he needs help to see things
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Jul 21, 2014 00:37
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drilldo squirt you are a retard and not only is your low-effort "trolling" gimmick unfunny but it is also unoriginal, it takes quite a literal retard to gently caress up a shitposting gimmick that hard. you must be one of those dudes who self diagnoise themselves with aspergers and stop caring because "haha, yeah, i'm a sperg, on the internet".
now we're getting somewhere
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Jul 21, 2014 00:40
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"back in my day, kids, i used to pretend i have aspergers syndrome online until it just grew on me and i got full blown aspergers"
Dude is probably like an ugly, not sexy version of Elliott Rodger. Don't forget the glasses.
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Jul 21, 2014 00:42
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Imagine if Adam Lanza was too fat to get through the door of Sandy Hook Elementary, and also wore glasses. That's Drilldo Squirt.
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Jul 21, 2014 00:44
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drilldo squirt im gonna to blow your stupid brains out with a shotgun
Take notes, byob
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Jul 21, 2014 00:46
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Police Man: None of our precious children died today at Sandy Hook Elementary, because Drilldo Squirt got jammed in the door in his custom-made tactical armor. However, we doubt he would have succeeded even if he wasn't a fat gently caress, because he wears glasses.
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Jul 21, 2014 00:48
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drill is a bottom tier troll, hell, I'd say he's worse than raspy
[in thick syrupy Drilldo Squirt dummy voice] Ouch
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Jul 21, 2014 00:49
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i would grab your glasses and hold them way above your head (because you're probably short too, as well as fat) and you'd try to jump and grab them but i would just hold them too high for your fat body to jump and laugh at you
he would go on 4chan to cry about it, and then to fyad, to try and be accepted hahah
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Jul 21, 2014 00:53
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he would go on 4chan to cry about it, and then to fyad, to try and be accepted hahah
all this, while being autistic, do not forget
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Jul 21, 2014 00:54
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I gotta go now but when i return I'm sure the jackals of byob will have ripped drilldo squirt into a million pieces
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[Scene opens, DeadlyPie sits a his computer, $120 dollar corsair K-95 at his fingers, using high fluidity cherry mx-red buttons for maximum posting efficieny]
DP: I am a good poster!
DP IRL: I am sad, about my life.
[DP smiles, as people yell at him]
DP: I am very good, and skilled!
[DP checks his texts to see if his mom has responded to his request for food money]
DP: People like me!
DP IRL: *tears*
[DP reaches for a tissue, and there are none left, all gone from his near constant masturbation]
DP IRl: Ugh
[DP uses a used tissue to wipe his tears]
DP: Lol you guys are faggots.
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Jul 21, 2014 01:40
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bitch meet me irl, let's go t o the park and shoot some hoops, just a frinedly one v one, not, im going to dunk on your loving face so hard. im like mike and your his loving dweeb friend in this situation, with glasses.
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Jul 21, 2014 02:20
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byob needs antagonists
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dont worry about it, there isnt actually anything that could possibly be done to make him more terrible
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