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Salmiakki


drilldo squirt i dont think youre the best at postin

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dogcrash truther posted:

drop the cute act and go buck wild. Do this right

drilldo squirt you are the goddamn worst at postin

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt posted:

Counterpoint, you're gay.

this is half true

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i am he posted:

you suck, dude, i hate reading your posts. i like to read posts that make me smile or laugh, even if it's just on the inside. but your posts don't do that, they just make me bored, and upset that they are distracting people from writing posts that might make me do those things.

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt posted:

You're still going to hell bro, homosex is a sin.

im goin to hellven instead

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt probably doesnt even know how to put contacts in

Salmiakki


the only reason hes not constantly being punched is bc he wears glasses

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt can ask for an art request, but i will never draw him anything

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Iggy Koopa posted:

dril is a weird twitter dude

if drilldo squirt just posted @dril tweets it would be a lot more pleasant

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt posted:

bread has never been good. let it be known on here that i will never eat the poo poo food bread.

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt posted:

being in full control of tthe poo poo that shows up on my computer monitor makes me feel like a sort of twisted conductor. .. or perhaps, God.

Salmiakki


drilldo squirt is like velma from scooby doo, except not cute and interesting in any way

Salmiakki


i am taping a piece of paper on drilldo squirts back that says ''im a stupid nerd please kick me'' right now

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Salmiakki posted:

i am taping a piece of paper on drilldo squirts back that says ''im a stupid nerd please kick me'' right now

anyone can feel free to add more to the paper btw

Salmiakki


i am he posted:

just having a little fun drilldo, i love you dude

i am also having fun but instead of loving him i am disliking him

Salmiakki


wtf this thread is about drilldo squirt

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Mike Maddux posted:

somehow he got probated for 7 more minutes :confused"

his threads keep gettin gassed bc theyre bad

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drilldo squirt posted:

I should stop trying to be friends with sid is what your saying.

you should just stop trying in general

Salmiakki


i am the swinging guy. i am on a swing, about to jump and while jumping kicking drilldo squirt in the back, making him trip and causing his glasses to fall off

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drilldo squirt is the man, i am the cat

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Bo-Pepper posted:

nah you're a piece of poo poo who chews the same boring cud of a needlessly personal joke over and over again out of some ineffable desire to be worthless

Salmiakki


cows are actually useful, loved and very cute and pretty animals, unlike drilldo squirt, who is more like a parasitic fungus

Salmiakki


cordyceps squirt

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Salmiakki posted:

cordyceps squirt

i just realized how gross that sounds holy gently caress

Salmiakki


Check out this thread to find out which byob superstar gets owned.

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drilldo squirt posted:

I'm going with sid, I made some sweet fat jokes about his girlfriend.

its you, motherfucker

Salmiakki


DrSanchez posted:

this is the most devastating thing in the thread

if he doesnt stop soon im gonna draw a mean caricature of him......................

Salmiakki




drilldo squirt is a cordyceps infecting a baby

Salmiakki



holy poo poo hes been here since 2006

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GEExCEE posted:

drilldo squirt is a sad individual who spends their free time feeding off the negative attention of a forum full of internet strangers. and honestly there's harsher own than that reality

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Ramsus posted:

Look I think we can all agree that if you put a baby in the sun you're a murderer.

not only is drilldo squirt a bad poster, he is also a baby murderer now

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