Iggy Koopa posted:

The Green Calx posted:

1. jupiter
2. O
3. tsunami
4. false
5.
6. trunk
7. true
8. everest
9. the sun
10. true
11. helium
12. spiders
13.
14. lava
15. true
16. skull
17. acid
18. false wtf
19.
20. albert einstein

alnilam posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
X
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
O as in o yeah
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
Tsunami
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
False they do eat some plant matter thoughb just ask my dog
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
X
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
X
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Yup
8. The highest mountain on earth is?
X
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
X
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
x
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Helium, or i am he
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Spyder
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
6.9
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Labba
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
True
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
X
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
X
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
False
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
X
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
Einstein for the photoelectric effect

Iggy Koopa posted:

so k2 is actually the tallest mountain ?

alnilam posted:

Ha! Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is on my actual computer which is closer than the sun

GEExCEE posted:

pig slut lisa posted:

pig slut lisa posted:

are we gonna shower together cause if so, mission accopmlished

Funnypost Collabo posted:

1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Nibiru but you can't see it yet. It doesn't exist dum dum.

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
Oxys, which get you high by flooding your brain with unprecedented levels of pure oxygen. drug abuse isn't funny, guy.

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
A squirter don't exist in real life only porn

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
A lot of doggs are down with the herb., misspelled "dog," and what herb? basil? No.

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Not sure what comes after Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Human heart, you dum dum

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Barnacle penis

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Drugs n' Alcohol doesn't

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
The Coast Mountains particularly where they run through Humboldt.

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Lena Dunham is really down to earth Jessica Alba, dum dum.

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The poisonous ones are really cold and heartless.

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Man

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Any well-endowed female mammal.

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
2O no 7

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Mag-Metal

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
False, Greek men excrete it from their armpits.

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Domepiece

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
"Compound" is synonymous with "base"

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
If the Zebra was so fast it wouldn't always come in last, alphabetically.

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
Rude question and I'm not up to snuff on shark mating rituals. just answer the drat question it's for science god


20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
I'm sure Charlie Chaplain was getting physical quite often in the 20s, so that's my guess.

I Dunno posted:

answered before reading the thread, guess I should've made a joke reply?

I Dunno posted:

Ectral posted:

i fail the test and drop out of angry fish school.

Double Goku posted:

for those of you playing along here is the answers:

ketmaine
ketamine
bridge troll
bong rip
albert einstein
pluto the dog
ketamine
ketamine
ketamine
ketamine
LSD-25
a bigger, fatter bong rip
skateboard apparel company "Hook Ups"
14
ketamine
sid "nathgan roadkinght" delcisious vicisous
emptyquoting
pearl harbor
a bong rip so fat god herself could not inhale without coughing
twerking baboon