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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Pop

And now I must kill you.

Everybody's gotta die sometime.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

HalPhilipWalker posted:

We're talking about USA not India.

I don't care about which of your daughters it was

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Juanito posted:

ketchup or catsup

srsly wtf

ketchup.
Do you honestly know someone who calls it catsup?

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

ketchup.
Do you honestly know someone who calls it catsup?

your mom just used catsup in her facebook update.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

um its called duality, and its the nature of reality

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Juanito posted:

1% or peasants
I may not be in "the 1 percent"......but i sure as poo poo ain't in the like the bottom 98 percent either.

in other words, i don't understand how this "99%" group was formed. There is a big flippin difference between me and some piece of poo poo street urchin. just saying.

like, i am much more comfortable in the company of the TOP 1% than I am in the company of the BOTTOM 1%. I honestly want nothing to do with the vast majority of americans, so i really wish they would stop grouping me with them.

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CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

I may not be in "the 1 percent"......but i sure as poo poo ain't in the like the bottom 98 percent either.

in other words, i don't understand how this "99%" group was formed. There is a big flippin difference between me and some piece of poo poo street urchin. just saying.

like, i am much more comfortable in the company of the TOP 1% than I am in the company of the BOTTOM 1%. I honestly want nothing to do with the vast majority of americans, so i really wish they would stop grouping me with them.

not really

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the tippy top %1 are weirdo aliens

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

paranoid randroid posted:

the tippy top %1 are weirdo aliens

you would like the movie "society"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

paranoid randroid posted:

the tippy top %1 are weirdo aliens

I've hung out with the 1% AMA

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you would like the movie "society"


Ugh wtf

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Juanito posted:

your mom just used catsup in her facebook update.

she's a librarian. I don't believe that for a second.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you would like the movie "society"


i think i might have seen it while drunk one night.

if im thinking of the right movie then i cannot recommend watching it drunk

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

she's a librarian. I don't believe that for a second.

there are things you don't know










son

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
america is all about a lack of self-regulation, the true libertarian paradise

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
my butthole is an american melting pot all kinds of dudes cum is up in there

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

redshirt posted:

I've hung out with the 1% AMA

What does Rothschild semen taste like?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SirEvelynTremble posted:

What does Rothschild semen taste like?

Don't know.

But the food bill was always impressive - like tens of thousands of dollars for lunch.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

alan parker4 weeks ago

All religions deserve to be mocked because indoctrination can be a form of child cruelty.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

redshirt posted:

Don't know.

But the food bill was always impressive - like tens of thousands of dollars for lunch.
lol you were hanging out with rappers. people who are actually old money 1% illuminati wealthy aren't all new money tacky like being all ostentatious at lunch haha.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Juanito posted:

there are things you don't know










son

now I know you're lying. My mother has only hosed my father. Poor woman.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lol you were hanging out with rappers. people who are actually old money 1% illuminati wealthy aren't all new money tacky like being all ostentatious at lunch haha.

Big events bro

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
old money 1% are the kind of dudes that eat a bologna sandwich off flatware that costs more than you make in a year and has been in the family for 95 years

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Bohemian Grove poo poo? Get on!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

old money 1% are the kind of dudes that eat a bologna sandwich off flatware that costs more than you make in a year and has been in the family for 95 years

the best bit about the american billionaires list is something like 2% of it is non-white dudes and Oprah is the entire 2%

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
growing up in industrial northern new jersey, i never knew any really rich people, but then i went to an elite private university in new england with a lot of old money WASP types.

and i didn't even realize it till i visited my buddies vacation house on nantucket island. like, they all acted pretty normal and down to earth. if anything, a little embarassed about it (probably because the jews have brainwashed american WASPS to being guilty for having money). the snotty ones were JAPs from nyc or california new money.

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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Morkyz posted:

Self hating liberal maggots or jingoistic fucks?

54% of millenials live at home, and the housing market is free falling.

lol

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the one subject americans agree on is that tipping isn't just compulsory, its for suckers

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

growing up in industrial northern new jersey, i never knew any really rich people, but then i went to an elite private university in new england with a lot of old money WASP types.

and i didn't even realize it till i visited my buddies vacation house on nantucket island. like, they all acted pretty normal and down to earth. if anything, a little embarassed about it (probably because the jews have brainwashed american WASPS to being guilty for having money). the snotty ones were JAPs from nyc or california new money.

Not even close.


FYI we must kill the rich.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

redshirt posted:

FYI we must kill the rich.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
idiots you shear the sheep, not skin it. gently caress piss.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

paranoid randroid posted:

idiots you shear the sheep, not skin it. gently caress piss.

but they are the job makers

"lays off 18,000"

immediates applies for the same amount of hb-number visas to get the talent back, at 1/5 the wages,

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




paranoid randroid posted:

idiots you shear the sheep, not skin it. gently caress piss.

Tell us more about your fantasy to shave wrinkly old rich guys.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this is kinkshaming and i am not about to stand fo rit

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
the contitution is based on Self governance by individuals. We got people who believe in the constitution since its technically the highest law in the land. Then you got people who think its just an old piece of paper that doesn't apply to modern times/reality. that's why you get one or the other.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

dontcareaboutname posted:

the contitution is based on Self governance by individuals. We got people who believe in the constitution since its technically the highest law in the land. Then you got people who think its just an old piece of paper that doesn't apply to modern times/reality. that's why you get one or the other.

George Washington was a bad presedient, because he thought he was supposed to be king, and told everyone else to do his job.

best president ever.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SpeedGem posted:

George Washington was a bad presedient, because he thought he was supposed to be king, and told everyone else to do his job.

best president ever.

what the hell are you idiots talking about?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
I just want to be allowed to drive a tank to work and buy whatever guns i want, so i support the constitution.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
This bait thread is working out great for the OP. This is going to be a long one.

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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

dontcareaboutname posted:

I just want to be allowed to drive a tank to work and buy whatever guns i want, so i support the constitution.

you can buy a tank anytime you want to, but it has to be yard art.

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