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Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

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Salmiakki



welcome back arnie

Captain No-mates


Arnold of Soissons posted:

every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

smae

a misanthrope
Probation
Can't post for 3877 days!

Arnold of Soissons posted:

every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

good, death is prtty chill

Saranya




Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Lol, OP, I've always been dying.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Also, this thread is ripe for a WMS "I can't wait to kill myself" post.

Salmiakki



a misanthrope
Probation
Can't post for 3877 days!

just relax and let it happen (you have no choice)

LappyDore64

by XyloJW

Saranya posted:

Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead.

a misanthrope
Probation
Can't post for 3877 days!

Saranya




cool biRd pics

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

can i make it happn faster

Looke

To me, to you.
To me, to you.
To me, to you.

OH DEAR OH DEAR


 
 

 
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do not cry for me as i have lived a good life

pig slut lisa

irl is good



as soon as you're born you start dying
so you might as well have a good time
oh yeah
sheep go to heaven
goats go to hell

tao of lmao

arn, are you ok, bud?

A Bad King


I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

ass

Air Julio posted:

arn, are you ok, bud?

no, wu tang clan has seriously affected his mentality

ass

Angry Fish posted:

I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

lmfao, you're too optimistic

A Bad King


Mike Maddux posted:

lmfao, you're too optimistic

you're right. entropy cannot be overcome, yet like many I walk through my mortality with horse blinders on oblivious to any fact that might dash my absurd hopes.

cute anime girl


Stickies his own thread.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


arnie seeks immortality through an accretion of stickied threads

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Chill yourself with the loving touch of death. Do it somewhere hidden so your body temp is at its most chill when you are found.

cuntman.net


i wont die alone. im going to take all of you with me

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


Salmiakki



cuntman.net



hahaha

a misanthrope
Probation
Can't post for 3877 days!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot


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Salmiakki



HEEEEEERES BYOB

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

bwatts


i'm going to live forever

my new dog

butt of tut


      

Angry Fish posted:

I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

mhm yep this is my poo poo. im gonna do this

Guillermus




lmbo this but as byobanner

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

totes a sparkly vampire

hemale in pain


i'm holding my breath op gently caress U

hemale in pain


sorry that was rude but i'm very sensitive about my impending doom

cruft


hemale in pain posted:

sorry that was rude but i'm very sensitive about my impending doom

Well at least you know you're going to die horny.

Pizzatime


When I started downloading The Internet in 1996 with my 32k modem everybody told me I would die long before the download was finished. Since then, technological advances have led to my download speed infinitifying which has in turn granted me immortality.

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Slaapaav

RAPE IS TOTALLY COOL IF USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT

Pizzatime posted:

When I started downloading The Internet in 1996 with my 32k modem everybody told me I would die long before the download was finished. Since then, technological advances have led to my download speed infinitifying which has in turn granted me immortality.

thats pretty neat pizzatime

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