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Player: 1. Name: Gonny McGoon Height: 400 kilos Weight: 168 cm Age: 23 Appearance: Goony. Status: On the verge of dying Wealth: Parents are rich white Race Nazi PUA MRA arian Residence: Dad's basement Natural Element: cheetos Superpower: Farting Preferred Magic: The gathering Deity: GOD IS DEAD Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): -story about being a fat loser fused to his bed goes here-
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Fucker posted:Please flesh out the backstory. Until then, CHARACTER REJECTED  Player: 1. Name: Gonny McGoon Height: 400 kilos Weight: 168 cm Age: 23 Appearance: Goony. Status: On the verge of dying Wealth: Parents are rich white Race Nazi PUA MRA arian Residence: Dad's basement Natural Element: cheetos Superpower: Farting Preferred Magic: The gathering Deity: GOD IS DEAD Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): Gonny McGoon was born one day. He cried. He pooped. Dad and mom took care of him. He cried and pooped more. He grew up to be a happy kid. He discovered the internet. He discovered mountain dew and cheetos he ate and he ate and discovred porn and other people who liked it then they taught him that women were evil and he needed to teech them lesson he grew more but now fat he cried cuz no one liked him so he eat and eat and eat and then one day hee became so fat that he never moved ever again then he fused to his bed so now he and his bed are one mighty man that will get some pussy one day but the females are vapid cunts than only like jocks and not his fedora and nice guy manners. then he farted and he discovered power and now he will get pussy but female stll vapid oval office so he will get animu pillow t be waifu.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:04
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Fucker posted:Look. I really appreciate the effort. But you cannot weigh 168 cm and have a kilogram based height. It's just not possible. CHARACTER REJECTED  ok
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Jul 21, 2014 19:56
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