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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Player: DO YOU WANT COFFEE
Name: Sanka
Height: 5 inches
Weight: a few ounces
Age: front shelf at your 1993 grocer
Appearance:
Status: convenient
Wealth: $54 billion
Race: im coffee lol I don't have a race
Residence: SLAVE PLANTATION AKA FAIR TRADE
Natural Element: brown
Superpower: caffeine
Preferred Magic: turn water into brown swill
Deity: "coffee has no deity you fool"
Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): i'm frozen instant coffee what kinda loving backstory do you expect

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Ruby got Railed posted:

nice honeypot thread OP, as soon as I posted my dude this came up and Ive seen it like 20 tiems in the last 15 min



lowtax works for the Vatican

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