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Mr Nice is on his death bed. The sad truth is that fake ball pain is a very real made up affliction that affects almost no one. Whip Slagcheek is on the cusp of a severe myocardial infarction due to a lifetime of donut abuse. GiP will need to replace one or both of these fine moderators. All gender studies, philosophy, film, and rhetoric degree holders will be considered first. Please reply to the thread with your resume or any other pertinent information. We'll contact you shortly.
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I'm very enthusiastic about Star Trek and have written ducktales slash fic.
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I am also a level 59 half autist, and have strong opinions on the role of gender in both combat and forum moderation, though less strong views on the 13th amendment vis a vis should we "really" recognize it, or make it the new 19th amendment? Drinking Concorde grape Jewish thunderbird and smoking ash tray stingers from my moderators iron throne. Let the night of the long knives begin. 
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Jul 22, 2014 04:58
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Jul 22, 2014 04:59
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moderate my balls
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Jul 22, 2014 05:13
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gleep gloop posted:moderate my balls I need the ban hammer to crush them.
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Jul 22, 2014 05:23
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Who ever has the highest pft gets it
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Jul 22, 2014 05:31
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elite_garbage_man posted:Who ever has the highest pft gets it I'm exempted in all categories and therefore have a maximum score by being alive, and not taking your gay PFT.
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Jul 22, 2014 05:44
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elite_garbage_man posted:Who ever has the highest pft gets it more like highest cft score bitch
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Jul 22, 2014 05:46
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More like longest DICK
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Jul 22, 2014 05:57
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A better measurement would be dick volume
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Jul 22, 2014 06:02
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Which plays in your favor since yours is covered in warts and sores.
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Jul 22, 2014 06:07
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I'll do it I guess.
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Jul 22, 2014 06:27
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i have a dog and my balls work fine i also was guard which continues the proud gip tradition of moderators having as little possible experience in the actual military but honestly if anyone but shim becomes mod im gonna loving riot
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Jul 22, 2014 06:29
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Deathy McDeath posted:I'll do it I guess. Boo this man. We'll not prostrate ourselves at KKKolumbia's wait listed, sir! Besides aren't you still in are marines corpse looking for a CAR of gold? Or is that someone else? I'm only slinging mud as a joke. How you been man? Never hardly see you posting, young blood. What's crackling in the happening? Man keeping you down? poo poo done got real? Well keep that faith brother, we'll get what's owed when we come back through. As GiP mod I'll make sure we all get two white bitches, and a mule as war reparations.
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Jul 22, 2014 06:38
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We should contract out our mods to the lowest bidder.
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Jul 22, 2014 06:57
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I will be the skillkraft of moderators.
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Jul 22, 2014 07:18
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no mods no masters
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Jul 22, 2014 07:26
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We need a dependapotomod to make gip more like being enlisted IRL. Forum is knocked up again and spent the paycheck. Time to reenlist for 20
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Jul 22, 2014 07:30
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Slippery
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Jul 22, 2014 07:39
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As GIP mod I will utilize my vast wealth of leadership knowledge which I gained as an Air Force captain to ahhahahahahahahaha I can't finish.
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Jul 22, 2014 07:50
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Royofca for mod
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Jul 22, 2014 07:51
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Obama Africanus posted:Boo this man. I got out almost two years ago. I dont know why everyone assumes I'm still in. I've been in Tajikistan for the last six weeks and I'll be starting at Columbia in August. You're weird.
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elite_garbage_man posted:Which plays in your favor since yours is covered in warts and sores. Ribbed for your pleasure
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Deathy McDeath posted:I got out almost two years ago. I dont know why everyone assumes I'm still in. I've been in Tajikistan for the last six weeks and I'll be starting my inevitable drop out at Columbia and slow Phillip Seymour Hoffmanesque decline in August. Ftfy.
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Jul 22, 2014 09:15
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I vote for a dnd superstar
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Jul 22, 2014 09:16
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I want fire to moderate these forums. Then all we'd have to do to troll him would be to get high and watch the View and see what's getting him in a goddamn tissy today, and how it's how it's how he's felt his whole goddamn life guys come on this is real!!!!
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Jul 22, 2014 09:19
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whoever has the highest child kill count no POGS
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sforzacio posted:whoever has the highest child kill count aka bring back Aatrek
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Jul 22, 2014 10:02
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that one tranny vet from gbs who posts his selfies in like every thread even tangentially related to fitness
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Jul 22, 2014 10:34
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Mod everyone. Tiocfaidh ar la. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb9m2IU46Tc
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Larry Parrish posted:that one tranny vet from gbs who posts his selfies in like every thread even tangentially related to fitness go on
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Jul 22, 2014 12:23
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remember grover? well he's back in pog form.
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Jul 22, 2014 12:56
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SpongeBob and Shim are the obvious choices.
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Jul 22, 2014 13:21
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I have a shitposting detector I'd like to sell to the moderation team. It's a stick that vibrates if pointed at your monitor and posts of low quality are detected.
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Jul 22, 2014 13:25
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Shim is the IK we deserve.
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Jul 22, 2014 14:00
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We need a tranny mod for balance. Or another cop. Or both.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:We need a tranny mod for balance. its like you said the same thing twice
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Jul 22, 2014 15:32
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ASVAB scores should be taken into consideration as well.
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yo holly bloops how did you use the attention thread tag for this are you already a secret mod
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