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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

yo holly bloops how did you use the attention thread tag for this

are you already a secret mod
because the bad one is the blinking one

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TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
I elect Smoke Crack, he won't deliver since he's a bitch.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

If elected moderator, I will blow up the moon.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Honestly, I'd be a mod just to probate Cole a lot. I also am super curious to read all the reports GiP generates.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Rotating mods, like every week or so. Just long enough to have some fun, but not too long to be a pain in the dick. Everybody gets a turn!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



holocaust bloopers posted:

Honestly, I'd be a mod just to probate Cole a lot. I also am super curious to read all the reports GiP generates.

There's really not much at all. Only one to two a week at most, and most of those are you guys reporting things for whatever reason.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
As mod I'll name names when people report dumb poo poo, by putting their dumb report in their probation and publicly shaming their stupidity.

I promise.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 22, 2014

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Make the mod rotate once a week based on elections and he can only do six hour bans

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

the only interest i have is in loving your back pussy.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

Honestly, I'd be a mod just to probate Cole a lot. I also am super curious to read all the reports GiP generates.

You've got my vote.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

SPACE HOMOS posted:

the only interest i have is in loving your back pussy.

I'm also going to add this as a campaign plank. I'm here for the backpussy.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I won't moderate, but I will ensure Comedy & Order.

:doink:

Which coincidentally was my script pitch to Dick Wolf, but we wound up doing coke and butt loving Rene Balcer to collect on some debts he owed from playing the ponies with his old pal "OTA betting parlours."

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama Africanus posted:

I won't moderate, but I will ensure Comedy & Order.

:doink:

Which coincidentally was my script pitch to Dick Wolf, but we wound up doing coke and butt loving Rene Balcer to collect on some debts he owed from playing the ponies with his old pal "OTA betting parlours."

I thought your script for Dick Wolf was just your idea for a porno where a wolf made out of dicks assaulted Mariska Hargitay for two hours while Ice T talked about joining the Air Force to fly tankers

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

If made moderator I would ensure all posts in every thread only pertain to best practice policies, DoD Instructions (and the applicable branch versions,) who has the best Chief of Staff, and mentoring our fellow Airmen/Marines/Sailors/Soldiers/DoD Civilians. We will have a mandatory hot wash at the end of the week where everyone will secretly hate me and disagree with everything I say but will nod their heads in agreement for fear of reprisal.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
As a mod I will only probate people when the forums are down. Because that is fair.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Whoever the gently caress the next mod is needs to burn everything to loving ashes

it's the only way to make sure.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm such a civilian that Grover has legitimately been closer to actual combat than me. In addition, I go to school with a former finance marine and slap him on a daily basis. You may thank me with my dictatorship.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I would be a mod just for the chance of having a really, really fun meltdown where I probate everyone for 6 hours and post screens of the mod forum because someone was mean to me

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Whoever gets it needs to use the OPSEC WIZARD account

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Sorry guys, there will be no new mod. I'm actually closing GiP.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Yay!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Sorry guys, there will be no new mod. I'm actually closing GiP.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Pick me

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

You've got my vote.

Did I rape your mom or something

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Sorry guys, there will be no new mod. I'm actually closing GiP.

Does this mean we have to invade gibbis

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Snowdens Secret posted:

Does this mean we have to invade gibbis

D&D.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Like Germany invading Poland.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
but we're getting kicked out by a pollack?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Which human being here has spent the most time meat gazing? It should be them.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

maffew buildings posted:

Which human being here has spent the most time meat gazing? It should be them.

Nostalgia4infinity.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

maffew buildings posted:

Which human being here has spent the most time meat gazing? It should be them.

Cole?

👳👳👳👳👳👳👳👳

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
😄😘😳😃😚😁😀😗😔😊😙😌☺️😜😒😉😝😞😍😛😣😢😓😤😂😩😖😭😫😆😪😨😋😥😱😷😰😠😎😅😡😴😵😮😏😲😬😑😟😐👲😦😕👳😧😯👮😈😶👷👿😇💂👶👱😼👦👼🙀👧👸😿👨😺😹👩😸😾👴😻👹👵😽👺🙈🙉🙊💀👽💩👌👊👌👊👎👊👐👊

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

sforzacio posted:

whoever has the highest child kill count
no POGS

I know a guy who punched his own baby to death. Based on precedent, serving prison time doesn't impact a person's eligibility. I nominate him.

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Godholio posted:

I know a guy who punched his own baby to death. Based on precedent, serving prison time doesn't impact a person's eligibility. I nominate him.

Sounds like mod material. Get him an account.

Fart Cannon
Oct 12, 2008

College Slice

sforzacio posted:

whoever has the highest child kill count
no POGS

I killed two servers on deployment, can anyone beat that?

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
my sanity

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Obama Africanus posted:

Cole?

👳👳👳👳👳👳👳👳

I forgot the "gently caress Cole" caveat, but gently caress Cole

Cole I don't even know you dawg but you done did it bruh.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Commoners posted:

Sounds like mod material. Get him an account.

He said punched, not molested.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

make cole mod

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Fart Cannon posted:

I killed two servers on deployment, can anyone beat that?

I participated in the wastage of somewhere around 200-500 million dollars. Maybe more I don't know exact numbers but it was at least 4 broken TB-29 arrays and the deployment system getting broken, when it was still experimental so who knows the real numbers.

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