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Fibby Boy posted:I thought he was maskless because it was hard to breath in it so he just decided not to wear it anymore? Swear I've seen that reason before somewhere. I think that was the first time he unmasked. Then he came back with the mask to make Cena embrace the hate. Then he took it off again and became corporate kane. And now he has it back and is The Demon Kane. Kane's entire continuity in WWE is so amazingly stupid.
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Scruffy the janitor posted:I think that was the first time he unmasked. Then he came back with the mask to make Cena embrace the hate. Then he took it off again and became corporate kane. And now he has it back and is The Demon Kane. It's no more bizarre than any iconic slasher movie villain's, actually. Freddy, Jason? Just as weird and nonsensical. edit: Stupid typo.
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Funnily enough, the closest it came to making sense was that book someone wrote about it. As a bonus it had Kane randomly beating up Snitsky in a fight club.
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NienNunb posted:Patterson and Brisco? He means the 7 foot tall 400 lb Red White and Blue fighting spirit, MR AMERICA.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:45
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I never knew the nations theme once had lyrics and was terrible: http://youtu.be/RPYrHsO_-H0
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JT Smiley posted:I never knew the nations theme once had lyrics and was terrible: http://youtu.be/RPYrHsO_-H0 I didn't know they had a studio version of that, I just remember them doing it live on the way to the ring that one time
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I think JC and Wolfie's last appearance was the Legion of Doom murdering them. About as good a way to go as any.
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Unironically hoping for Bood Runs Cold II.
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Apple Craft posted:I like the idea of a Johnny Cage Miz, too. But you guys realize that we are just asking for some stupid poo poo to happen like the return of Glacier or something, right? This is wrasslin', remember. Yo get out of this thread if you don't like Glacier. He was and always will be the poo poo. DeathChicken posted:You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm only sad Mortis is dead. Taken too soon from this world.  Scruffy the janitor posted:I think that was the first time he unmasked. Then he came back with the mask to make Cena embrace the hate. Then he took it off again and became corporate kane. And now he has it back and is The Demon Kane. Ah that makes sense then.
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Here's a history of Kane and Undertaker all the way through 2011. http://4thletter.net/2012/02/the-flowcharts-of-destruction-undertaker-and-kane-explained/
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Apple Craft posted:I like the idea of a Johnny Cage Miz, too. But you guys realize that we are just asking for some stupid poo poo to happen like the return of Glacier or something, right? This is wrasslin', remember. Glacier's already back, bro 
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So isn't the internet rumour trifecta complete now undead undertaker return kanes mask reformed nation
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Sockser posted:Glacier's already back, bro gently caress, this picture literally hurts my eyes. What the hell is the lighting there?
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Luneshot posted:gently caress, this picture literally hurts my eyes. What the hell is the lighting there? its dark, but theres some like blue lights shining on the wrestlers.
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The Croc posted:So isn't the internet rumour trifecta complete now Still missing the hobo army
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So does Otunga join the New Nation as their Clarence Mason?
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Sockser posted:Glacier's already back, bro Konnorpion and Vik-zero. The deadliest of enemies. But slaves under my power.
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Perigryn posted:Still missing the hobo army I hear Yokozuna's gonna join the Hart Foundation any time now.
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Suben posted:So does Otunga join the New Nation as their Clarence Mason?
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Sockser posted:Glacier's already back, bro I didn't know Glacier was one of the Pitbulls!
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Minidust posted:What is Otunga's status right now anyway? Last I recall, he was in this weird spot where he had evolved into a pretty good non-wrestling character, while having too good of a physique to really stay in that role and have it make sense. Creative deadzone? Injuries? Just keeping him on the payroll for celebrity/harvard connections? I'm pretty sure it was reported that he's doing actual legal work for the WWE now.
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Sockser posted:Glacier's already back, bro Don't you dare associate the good name of Glacier with these idiots.
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Suben posted:So does Otunga join the New Nation as their Clarence Mason? Isn't Woods the Mason? I want to know who the D-Lo is. Just Teddy's luck that he was released right before this.
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Sockser posted:Glacier's already back, bro If it was still the attitude era I could totally see Undertaker debuting these two. Like he'd come out to give a promo about how even dead men must rest but in his place two would rise or something. Druids come out, Taker gets into the coffin, coffin is lowered into a grave, and the druids bury Taker. After that the arena goes silent for a moment before "lightning" strikes the grave, two coffins are raised from the grave, out pops these guys from the coffins, music hit. Corny as all hell and it'd totally fit into the attitude era.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Isn't Woods the Mason? I want to know who the D-Lo is. JTG came so close to maintaining his employment streak. Why did he have to pick up his phone?
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Sky Shadowing posted:Someone that if you hurt his friends, then you hurt his pride. Someone that's gotta be a man, and can't let it slide. Only through the power of Hulkamania and Hogan's Hall of Fame ring is the heat sucking abyss known as Jack Swagger able to defeat Rusev. Actually, Swagger's cool, I just wanted to make that joke.
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Jul 22, 2014 20:09
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Why is everyone talking about Kanes mask? Did he unmask again last night and I missed it?
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bradzilla posted:Why is everyone talking about Kanes mask? Did he unmask again last night and I missed it? Kane's current mask is stupid and I hate it! The old one was legit bad rear end and made him look intimidating and the current one makes him look like a tubby dork.
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bradzilla posted:Why is everyone talking about Kanes mask? Did he unmask again last night and I missed it? Nah it just struck me last night that Kane as a masked Authority stooge is less fun than Kane as the slick businessman. Babyhair Kane was gone too soon  At least we'll always have the memory of him ending CM Punk's career
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Dean Ambrose is my new favorite wrestle person. He may be as good as Heyman is on the mic, he gives no fucks about losing by DQ when he batters someone with a chair, and 'DAT FUCKIN' REBOUND LARIAT.
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The Croc posted:So isn't the internet rumour trifecta complete now Let me know when Yokozuna joins the Hart Foundation.
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Matlock posted:Here's a history of Kane and Undertaker all the way through 2011. Here's the rest: #AJAll -> Anger Management -> Team Hell No -> Saves 'Taker from Shield Attack -> Loses Tag Titles to Shield -> Abducted by Wyatt family ninjas in a van following Ring of Fire match -> Resurfaces, relinquishes Mask to Stephanie MacMahon -> Director of Operation Corporate Kane -> Eliminates CM Punk from Rumble and effectively, the WWE -> Loses a glorified squash at WMXXX with New Age Outlaws against Shield. -> Stephanie unleashes the Big Red Monster -> Kane is practically Jason Vorhees, terrorizing Bryan and Brie, loses anyway -> Helps Seth win MITB -> Becomes a body unto which Orton lands on via Cena AA
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triplexpac posted:Babyhair Kane was gone too soon The *POWER* of Corporate Kane!! /maggle
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The new Nation should be called 'Affirmative Action'. I'll take a cheque, Vince. A friend of a friend has leaked next week's RAW working script to me, bear in mind this is the bare bones they'll improv around a lot: Titles TRIPLE H ENTRANCE HHH: Ahh, what's the matter, babby didn't get what ooh wanted? What are you gonna do, stop watching? Stop supporting the product? You know what, do it! Stop watching! I DARE you! Stop watching right now! Change the channel! Watch anything else at all! STOP WATCHING! King: Please buy the Network.
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Punk wouldn't face Kane at Wrestlemania, but he will put over Billy Corgan on a random B-show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdGG8-71L5I
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bradzilla posted:Why is everyone talking about Kanes mask? Did he unmask again last night and I missed it? His promo with Orton was really, really stupid, and it proved that THEDEMONKANE is the exact same character as Corporate Kane. It's not as if WWE planned it to be this pointless. Kane put the mask on to be a horror-movie style villain for Bryan to fight.
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birdlaw posted:Punk wouldn't face Kane at Wrestlemania, but he will put over Billy Corgan on a random B-show. He gets WHAT-ed at an Alt Press music awards show months after retiring. Wrestling fans suck.
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Del Raminos posted:He gets WHAT-ed at an Alt Press music awards show months after retiring. Wrestling fans suck. It's the Alt Press music awards. I think they're worse than wrestling fans.
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Perigryn posted:Still missing the hobo army Wyatt Family and/or Dean Ambrose (he's a one man army, gently caress you).
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Psybro posted:HHH: Ahh, what's the matter, babby didn't get what ooh wanted? What are you gonna do, stop watching? Stop supporting the product? You know what, do it! Stop watching! I DARE you! Stop watching right now! Change the channel! Watch anything else at all! STOP WATCHING! I'd forgotten about Raw starting with this. I took the advice of Mister Hs and turned the TV off for ten or fifteen minutes.
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