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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bork Lazer is the King of the Jews and John Cena is the Archangel Lucifer.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'd give Miz a pass on a lot of his awfulness if he started doing the splits and nutshotting people.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sky Shadowing posted:

Re-listening to Heyman's promo last night, does anyone get the sense this really is the End of Rapadoo? That finally this time John Cena will discover that the odds have finally gotten too great to overcome and it's going to leave him decimated, destroyed, and most importantly, no longer the unbeatable superman? I get the sense that this may be the opportunity, with a new #1 to take over at WrestleMania, for John Cena's character to be able to move away from 'Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect' and try new things with him, to keep him popular, invigorate his character, as his career winds down.

John Cena could deliver an AA on a Make A Wish patient on live TV and then cut a scathing heel promo on the kid's parents, and Vince would still push him as a face until the day he died. And there'd still be people who cheer him.

John Cena will always be the way he's always been. I feel confident in saying this.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
BM Butt

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I may have spoken too soon about the Miz being 100% terrible.

This new gimmick of his is pretty rad.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I just caught the replay of Smackdown.

I see that the Miz's acting talent clearly came from his mom and MizDad.

Yikes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince Russo made a hot wet poop all over TNA.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
CM Punk will buy TNA for pennies on the dollar.

Pennies. On. The. Dollar.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Daniel Bryan posted:

The second thing is a major UFC fight announcement breaking tomorrow, so there you go.

Hopefully they're announcing a Rousey vs. Carano fight for UFC's first ever event held in Arizona in December. Because i've never been to a UFC event before, but i'd buy a ticket to that.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dimebags Brain posted:

But who cares about fake fighting?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If Vince is cutting craft services and wishing people the best in their future endeavors left and right, I doubt he can afford to pick up (x) number of wrestlers from a failed company.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Angle was fantastic back in the day. The whole angle where he tries to befriend Austin amd had the little cowboy hat and the ukelele was one of my favorite things; it was hilarious because Angle played it completely straight 100% of the time.

Angle in a non-wrestling capacity (Raw GM or something) would be ideal.

People would lose their poo poo if the Angle theme hit out of nowhere one night.

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