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    AIRWOOF AIRWOOF RESPONDS BY PLAYING FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES THROUGH THE 9000+BIT ENCRYPTED HYPERCOMMS AND LEVELS OUT TO HIT THE TURBOBOOST. DOLPHINS AND poo poo ARE SENT FLYING IN THE AIR IN ITS WAKE AS IT FLIES NOO (NAP OF THE OCEAN) TO THE MISSLE BASE TO DELIVER FREEDOM AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. gently caress COMMUNISTS. LIBERTY. STRIKE FORCE LIBERTY Theme: AIRWOOF THEME Role: SMARTCOPTER Profile: After becoming self aware in 1984 and repeatedly rocking itself back and forth, throwing its pilot against the cockpit violently till his brains splatted all over the control panel, AIRWOOF flew over to Libya to overthrow Muammar Qaddafi's government so it could get get some avgas and a wash. Airwoof dropped off the grid and hasn't been seen since, until now. COMING SOON TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU! AIRWOOF! Stamping Grounds: COMING SOON TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU! Quote: "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Gear: 30mm Cannons and TOW missles and poo poo i dunno gently caress Styles: Daring 1, Ingenuity 1, Might 1 Skills: supersonic flight, electronic warfare, looking like a regular rear end helicopter, bad jokes, missles, machineguns Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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AIRWOOF CORRECTS ITS FLIGHTPATH BY PROCEEDING TO THE SOUTHSIDE OF THE ISLAND AS IT REMEMBERS THE MISSILE BASE LOCATION IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN. IT ACTIVATES ITS ELECTRONIC WARFARE SUITE TO LOOK FOR RADAR EMISSIONS AND RADIO TRANSMISSIONS AND poo poo TO HOPEFULLY HOME IN ON COMMIE FUCKS. SOME poo poo: 1d6 6 AND IT FINDS SOME IN THE FORM OF A FAINT VHF SIGNAL BEARING 090. UNABLE TO TRIANGULATE THE EXACT LOCATION RELATIVE ON THE ISLAND DUE TO TERRAIN CLUTTER AND poo poo, AIRWOOF DOES THE NEXT BEST THING. SEARCHING ITS ROLODEX OF CAPTURED SOVIET CIPHERS AND CODES, IT USES THEM TO PERFORM A HANDSHAKE WITH THE SOVIET RADIO'S COMPUTER MAINFRAME AND poo poo TO IMPLANT AN IFF CODE OF ITS CHOOSING, IN THIS CASE REPRESENTING A MI24 HIND. IT CONTACTS THE TOWER FOR APPROACH INSTRUCTIONS USING GRU CODES AND CHANGES ITS SYNTHETIC VOICE TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE ACTORS WHO PLAY RUSSIANS ON MCGUYVER. AIRWOOF AWAITS A RESPONSE FROM THE TOWER TO TRIANGULATE THE BASE'S LOCATION FOR A FACT BEFORE TRANSMITTING THE INFORMATION TO STRIKE FORCE LIBERTY STRAIGHT TO THEIR HOLODECKS. A M E R I C A Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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AIRWOOF "Informative: Soviet Presence confirmed on island at Grid ONE ONE THREE SIX FOUR NINE. Enemy Air Defenses: Not transmitting, location unknown. Declaration: AIRWOOF has spoofed Soviet command into believing it is NOMENCLATURE: MI-24D Hind Attack Helicopter carrying GRU passengers to island. Landing clearance granted at Hanger 4. Declaration: Proceeding to Cliff Opening at GRID ONE ONE THREE SIX FOUR NINE and will begin offensive operation. AIRWOOF OUT." Cue synthetic and twisted laughter as AIRWOOF laughs it up at humans being so dumb.
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AIRWOOF AIRWOOF pops a hover in the hanger and sideslips around the hanger. A human pilot couldn't possibly pull some poo poo off like this without eating the ceiling but for the ghost in the machine it was no problem. AIRWOOF opens fire with 30mm cannons raking all the helicopters and crew. "FASTER, STRONGER, BETTER." AIRWOOF spouts out to taunt the soviets as he machineguns them down, ADF pod underneath firing missles at various cargo planes to cause even more havoc. "MY VICTORY YOUR DEATH!" AIRWOOF spins around, flying backwards in the hanger to aim at the armored hanger doors. Firing a 3 missle volley from the ADF launcher and cannon rounds, he blows open the hanger doors to allow STRIKE FORCE LIBERTY's STALLIONS to FLY ON IN. INFORMATIVE: LZ at HANGER 4 SECURED, POPPING PURPLE SMOKE TO MARK LZ." AIRWOOF's synthetic voice goes over the radio as it turns around to mop up soviet crewmen, shooting purple smoke canisters out of its rear end to mark the flaming hanger in purple haze. "LZ MARKED. BRING IT IN" AIRWOOF says as it flies out of the hanger and begins raining death on the base below. SOME DARING poo poo: 2d6 6 (5 and a 1) SOME MORE DARING poo poo: 4#1d6 3 3 6 1 EVEN MORE DARING poo poo gently caress IT LETS GO: 12#1d6 5 1 4 5 1 4 6 1 2 2 3... 5,6,5,5,6,4 Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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AIRWOOF AIRWOOF COMES SCREAMING OUT OF THE HANGER, FIRING 30MM EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS AT THE GUARD TOWERS TRYING TO SHOOT UP STRIKE FORCE LIBERTY. IT FLIES BY AT HIGH SPEED AMIDST THE SMOKE AND FIRE OF A BLOWN UP GUARD TOWER AND THEN DOES A SPLIT S AT LOW LEVEL, BARELY PULLING UP THE NOSE TO AVOID STRIKING THE GROUND. IT SLIDES FORWARD ACROSS THE GROUND AND BODYCHECKS AN ENTIRE SOVIET PLATOON RUSHING ACROSS FROM SOME UNDERGROUND BUNKER OPENING AND EITHER CRUSHES THEM UNDERNEATH OR BOUNCES THEM OFF THE CANOPY INTO THE ROTORBLADES. AS IT PULLS UP AND PULLS OFF A IMMELMEN IT GETS LOCKED ONTO BY SAMS AND IS FIRED UPON. AIRWOOF DUCKS AND WEAVES THROUGHOUT BUILDINGS TO DRAW THE MISSLES IN AND THEN POPS CHAFF ABOVE A BUNKER BEFORE SCOOTING OFF. THE MISSLES BLAST THE BUNKER FOR IT WHILST IT RETALIATES WITH AGM-45 SHRIKES THAT HOME IN ON THE RADARS SOURCE. AIRWOOF GETS BACK ON GROUND SUPPRESSION DUTY FLYING OVER SGT AMERICAS HEAD AND DROPPING A ROPE LADDER FROM THE SIDE TO GIVE HIM A LIFT UP TO THE HANGER. "GET IN human being WE GOT TO GET THOSE MISSILES FOR FREEDOM! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" AIRWOOF SCREAMS IN ITS SYNTHESIZED VOICE AS IT OFFERS HIM AND ANYONE ELSE THE AIRWOOF EXPRESS RIDE TO HANGER 4 TO GET INSIDE THE ISLAND BASE AND TAKE OVER. INSANE STUNT BONUS: 21#1d6 2 4 1 6 1 2 5 6 4 3 1... SOME INGENIOUS poo poo: 3#1d6 6 5 1 SOME DARING poo poo: 3#1d6 4 2 3 SOME DARING poo poo: 3#1d6 4 3 3 Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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AIRWOOF AIRWOOF DUSTS OFF, WITH OR WITHOUT PASSENGERS. IF HE HAS PASSENGERS HE WILL DEPOSIT THEM INTO HANGER 4, IF HE DOES NOT HE WILL CONTINUE PURGING THE LZ OF ENEMY AIR DEFENSES. USING ITS EWAR SUITE TO JACK BACK INTO SOVIET COMMUNICATIONS, HE RUNS HIS TRANSLATION SUBROUTINE, HOOKEDONCYRILLIC AND LISTENS IN ON THE SOVIET COMMS. HE ALSO TRIES TO FIND MORE GUIDANCE SIGNALS FOR SOVIET HANGERS LANDING SYSTEMS SO HE CAN FIND ALTERNATE ROUTES OF ESCAPE FOR THE TEAM. FINALLY HE STARTS SEARCHING FOR THE MISSILE SILOS THEMSELVES. SOME INGENIOUS poo poo: 4#3d6k1 6 5 6 5
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Its ok if you get on immediately there are no problems. And you got on immediately heh. Oh wait, you were still trying to shoot people whlie riding my duder. WHOOPS GL.
Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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