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 Mega Drive - Dataline Sergeant A.M.E.R.I.C.A. (American Mechanical Enforcer Righteous Incredible Combatter American) Role: American Cyborg Profile: More machine than man, and more patriot than machine, you are THE American Cyborg. The commies and the hippies may try to stop you, but you are the greatest weapon of the United States: a true patriot with several hundred pounds of quasi-legal, unregulated firepower and an itchy trigger finger. Stamping Grounds: The Frontline On The War For America's Freedom Quote: "My body may have been built in China, but my heart is All-American." Gear: Indestructible Leather Vest and Pants, Gun-For-A-Right-Arm, Stars-and-Stripes Tattoo Styles: Daring 2, Might 1 Skills: Real American Heroics, US Army Training, Blueprint Memorization, Infectious Patriotism, Cyborg Power X, Maximum Firepower, Commie-Busting ------ "Good idea speaking in a Russian accent, AIRWOOF. They'll never know what hit them." Sgt. A.M.E.R.I.C.A. checks his gun-arm. It's loaded, of course. Ammo count, unlimited. "I like the way you think. Put on your MADE IN AMERICA genuine novelty Russian winter hats with the ears and your best accents and we'll bluff our way right up into the middle of their base. They'll be prepared for us trying to shoot our way in- but they'll never expect us shooting our way out."
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Sgt. A.M.E.R.I.C.A. Para-shooting (US Army Training): 3d6 10 (3, 3, 4) That should be Partial Control, right? "Red, meet red, white, and blue!" Sgt. A.M.E.R.I.C.A. patriots at the top of his lungs, his arm-mounted machine gun roars with triumph as the Sergeant hangs in the air, using his parachute to get an aerial advantage on the commie bastards below. Something important explodes in a hail of gunfire, and a girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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Sgt. A.M.E.R.I.C.A. Hanging onto the blood-slick ladder with his commie-throat-grabbing hand, Sgt. America holds on as AIRWOOF takes off. But grabbing commie throats and grabbing ladders are two very different things! Grippy Grabby Shooty Stabby (Hazard 1): 3d6 10 (2, Oh dear.
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