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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [octaNe] QUADRUPLE JEOPARDY
 
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Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

 Ken Killomiles

I Can't Drive 55

"Quick is my middle name, brother." Ken's voice rings from the radio, still a little shrill from inexperience. He's decided the safest place to be is where he always wants to be: behind the wheel.

Mustang Sally, the '69 Camaro


One of the choppers tows with them a black Camaro, fit for infiltration (painted black) and demolition (rockets hidden behind the front and rear fenders). Ken is strapped into the driver's seat, peering over the windshield with a scope. "Problem is, Pop never did name me Quiet, or Safe. Let's blow some smoke." He pulls the keys out of his pocket and kisses the emblem on the keychain.



Rather Watch Them posted:

First you get the license,
Then you get the car,
Then you get the gold.

It's the sequel you never knew you wanted:

FINAL LAP IV: SON OF SAM

Role: Son of a Patriotic Death-Racer
Profile: After a grueling two-year training course, Ken had finally achieved the impossible: he had earned his driver's license, and not a moment too soon! His pop, Sam "Killa" Miles, had just died in the war, leaving him as a patriotic army brat with nothing to lose but the keys to his father's Camaro. Now he's serving his country, one mile at a time, by shuttling his pop's combat brothers while participating in the annual RAZOR'S EDGE X-COUNTRY FREE-FOR-ALL, a race that forces Ken to break every law he pretended he knew.
Stamping Grounds: The Team Killomiles garage in Detroit Rock City
Quote: "The DMV can suck my fumes! Right, Pop?"
Gear: Mustang Sally
Denim jacket, Sam's old hat, Tire iron
Styles: Daring 1, Ingenuity 2
Skills: Driving, road combat, intimidation, hair-brained repairs, being underestimated, tuned-up reflexes, blunt weapons
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Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

 Ken Killomiles

"Alright, put that pedal to the metal and the gas to their asses!" Ken ignites the engine and revs up as the LZ is in sight. When the timing is just right, he releases the parking brake and ramps off the cargo platform onto the battlefield.

HIT THE GAS: 3d6k1 5, 5, 1

All four tires touch down on the hard dirt just outside the hangar, allowing him to quickly downshift and hit the special red button on his drive shaft. "VROOM VROOM? BOOM BOOM!"

Sally's fender folds down to unleash a salvo of rockets as Ken whips her around in a donut, spraying hot fire onto the reds and their guard tower.

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