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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


holy poo poo Cobb has a wacky delivery.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Melky :(

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:frog: RBIBB

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Huzzah, RBI groundout for Colby Rasmus courtesy of the shift letting Bautista get a huge rear end lead off third

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Buchholz doesn't deserve that. Only Lueke does.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bucs are already destroying the Dodgers and the first inning just ended.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Uh oh Buchholz took a ball to the face. At least it was a bouncer and not a line drive

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of runs in today's Boston v Toronto game.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Josh Thole just got a RBI. Whoa

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
Dodgers are playing like poo poo lately. DFA Haren and half the bullpen, call up Guerrero and Pedersen, fire Ethier/Crawford into the sun, there's your job done for you Colletti.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
If I had to pick one word to encapsulate that play, it would be "barf"

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Alright lets see if Dickey can settle down

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Thankfully Dickey has a protective layer of cuddly fat.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Though the concept of "team errors" make sense.


Wonder if that'll ever become an actual stat?

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Nice DP Bautista started

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

If I had to pick one word to encapsulate that play, it would be "barf"

At least it didn't faze MadBum.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Travis Snider :woop:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Holy poo poo Travis Snider

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Why are our lovely pitchers so lovely???

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Lorini posted:

Why are our lovely pitchers so lovely???

Kershaw doesn't deserve this, send him to a new home (preferably in the American League)

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Travis Snider now has an above-average wRC :waycool:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Darvish balks in a run lmbo

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo's OPS is 1.271 in his last 12 games and 1.967 in his last 4 games. :stare:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Counting the days until the DL is up.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
This is a pretty loving terrible start for the Cubs.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
God. How is Kawasaki/Thole/Goins/Gose a thing I have to see in a Major League game.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Your Canadian. Thank your maple leafs you're lucky enough to watch baseball.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Only in that there's something to fill the void of the NHL offseason.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Goins really cannot hit at all. I guess he's pretty good defensively though.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
SF@PHI getting rain delayed.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Sportsnet picking up K Mart to be a curling analyst is a surprisingly good move.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Abel Wingnut posted:

Your Canadian. Thank your maple leafs you're lucky enough to watch baseball.

So I recently learned that the larger Canadian bills actuall smell like syrup. So awesome.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:stwoon: Jordy Mercer

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
drat you NL, don't be injured again please Cobb?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oh Dickey. Flashes of brilliance like that just makes the rest more painful.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Boon posted:

So I recently learned that the larger Canadian bills actuall smell like syrup. So awesome.

Do what now? A denomination of their legal tender smells like syrup?

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Nice job by Dickey to get around the error putting runners on 2nd and 3rd no out. Strikes out the first two and gets a dribbler out of Pedroia to avoid facing Ortiz with runners on

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

Abel Wingnut posted:

Do what now? A denomination of their legal tender smells like syrup?

Yeah, the new 'plastic' bills do. I think its only hundreds and fifties? Not sure

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Please stop hitting Gose on his precious feet.

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Why did you do that Gose.

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