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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'm surprised the Patriots don't have more of a running game. They have a fast team, you know.

What with all the cheetahs.

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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Epsilon Plus posted:

The only sport I follow with any regularity is women's roller derby, and WFTDA is more idiotic and easier to taunt than any derby fan.

My wife plays roller derby so I have to pretend I enjoy it and know whats going on

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

Hockey is better than all other sports.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Asiina posted:

Hockey is better than all other sports.

Incorrect, Dodgeball exists.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

In a sense, aren't all my posts worth reading?


the best sport is dota 2.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003


enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

Asiina posted:

Hockey is better than all other sports.

This is the correct opinion.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

the best sport is dota 2.

Dota is basically hockey in video game form.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

H3Y H4V3 YOU GUYS H34RD 4BOUT HOM3STUCK?


Asiina posted:

Dota is basically hockey in video game form.
Nobody cares about it except for when the players start fighting with each other?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

check it out
a post


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWpzq5Pr7I

Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUiA4blvQPQ

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


I'm not sure how I feel about all the sincerity in this thread. It's weird, like all of the layers of ironic detachment are falling away and there are people who legitimately care about things on the internet.

My fragile paradigm is shifting into something new, and I'm old, so I'm scared.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'm only ironically unironic.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


CCKeane posted:

I'm only ironically unironic.

Thanks, buddy.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

Pirlo Translates Into
"Assassino"




What the gently caress. As the only person in this community from the Boston area (somehow) this discrimination is bullshit and I expect you all to hear from the ACLU post-haste.

CCKeane more like CCMEANE

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Meinberg posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about all the sincerity in this thread. It's weird, like all of the layers of ironic detachment are falling away and there are people who legitimately care about things on the internet.

My fragile paradigm is shifting into something new, and I'm old, so I'm scared.

To be 100% honest, we all have to be good people to some extent. It's difficult playing social games for years and still being interested in maintaining the fun for everyone involved when you're a selfish person, for example.

I have recently been playing Too Much Squash, so all other sports are inferior. I got to watch Canada's #1 women's player in person yesterday and she is ... fierce.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


CCKeane posted:

What's the difference between a Red Sox fan and somebody who is cool?

A Red Sox fan is dumb and bad.

Hey, you said I was cool, Keane! YOU SAID I WAS COOL!

Oh well. At least I'm not a Cards fan.

CCKeane posted:

I'm surprised the Patriots don't have more of a running game. They have a fast team, you know.

What with all the cheetahs.

This, however, is an excellent joke.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


EXAKT Science posted:

Oh well. At least I'm not a Cards fan.
What did the pickle say at the start of the poker game?

"Dill me in"!!!!

EXAKT Science posted:

This, however, is an excellent joke.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


EccoRaven posted:

What did the pickle say at the start of the poker game?

"Dill me in"!!!!



also, byob is good.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


EXAKT Science posted:



also, byob is good.

yeah

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Who is a duck's favorite rap artist?

Drake!

Who is a goose's favorite actor?

Natalie Portman, for her work in Black Swan

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Did you hear about the train operator who ran over a man on the tracks? Yeah, they tried to give him the electric chair, but it didn't work because he was such a lovely conductor.


What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA


How can you tell the difference between Diqnol and a fisherman?

One baits hooks, and the other hates books.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Ecco my girlfriend says your jokes are dumb and bad. I think we're breaking up now.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

Pirlo Translates Into
"Assassino"




Ecco's jokes are bad

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

H3Y H4V3 YOU GUYS H34RD 4BOUT HOM3STUCK?


Sandwolf posted:

Ecco's jokes are rad

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate~

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

Pirlo Translates Into
"Assassino"




EccoRaven posted:

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate~

That song is really loving fun

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


One of my happiest memories of 2014 is sitting in a car with one of my friends singing and dancing to that song while waiting at an interminable red light.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



It's the only pop song of 2014 that I not just tolerated but actively liked.

Rarity posted:

Tell me my shoe meta Ernie

i sense a hint of 'i walk all over people', so also serial killer i guess

just kidding, i absolutely love your shoes

whoever said they wear uggs is a very selfish person for both talking about themselves and stealing the groan right out of the mouth of whoever was listening

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


EccoRaven posted:

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate~

ugh gently caress you Ecco I'm never going to get this out of my head now.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


EXAKT Science posted:

ugh gently caress you Ecco I'm never going to get this out of my head now.

Just think, while you've been getting down and out about the Eccos and the dirty dirty puns of the world, you coulda been gettin' down to this. sick. BEAT.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


I just did. Also, Taylor Swift is adorable and I want to date her.

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CRAB LORD


I used to have a friend who looks like Taylor Swift. Do you want to date a homophobe who only votes Republican because her parents do?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Epsilon Plus posted:

I used to have a friend who looks like Taylor Swift. Do you want to date a homophobe who only votes Republican because her parents do?

Not really, tbh.

merk
May 20, 2003

The Greatest Mafia
Champion


Meinberg posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about all the sincerity in this thread. It's weird, like all of the layers of ironic detachment are falling away and there are people who legitimately care about things on the internet.

My fragile paradigm is shifting into something new, and I'm old, so I'm scared.

god DAMNIT meinberg

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Jeremy Corbyn has been made the subject of an official complaint to the Labour party over his suggestion in 2013 that some British Zionists do not understand 'English irony'.

Are you offended?

Why not put in a complaint?




I check the thread and there's people having an intellectual discussion about paedophilia while other people laugh at bad Avalon players at the same time. I love you guys

Asiina posted:

FYAD I am okay with if only because it keeps those people (or at least their behaviour) contained. I do wish that the moderation team didn't just give them free reign to invade random threads though. The Game of Thrones thread in TVIV is especially bad for this.

My life has been so much better since I stopped caring about those threads.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


merk posted:

god DAMNIT meinberg

There we go, that's the stuff, right in the veins.

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


Taylor swift used to look like an alien but not so much anymore

It was a hot alien, mind



That new Bruno Mars song where it sounds like 70/80s funk is pretty fun

ELO Musk
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

Please don't have sex with aliens. They could use that against us.

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CRAB LORD


Please don't listen to Bruno Mars, either. They could also use that against us.

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I mean Mars is in his name. How do we know he's not a double agent?


Sidebar but after extensive research I have concluded that the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack is the best video game soundtrack and it is not reasonable to disagree.

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