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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean Ambrose is so cool, I want to be just like him when I grow up!

drops out of high school

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Roman Reigns posted:

You've seen Lethal Weapon, right?

There's a dislocated joint, and then there's having the bone ground into a fine powder. His shoulder should be roughly equivalent to Muta's knees at this point.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Jerusalem posted:

Wow what emotion in that call.

"He is biting the fingers of Cesaro :geno:"
"It's legal, too :geno:"

I was thinking the same thing.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
And it continues.

Cesaro blocked.

And blocked again.

:effort:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owwwwwww.

LOOK AT CHAIR JOHN
CHAIR LOVE JOHN

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I want Cole and JBL to call some old ECW matches.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

I want Cole and JBL to call some old ECW matches.

:effort: He's crucifying him, Michael.
:effort: I can confirm to the WWE Universe that he is being crucified, yes.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That is a lot of chairs

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Dean is going to hit him with every chair.

EVERY CHAIR!

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Now I want Dean to pull Hornswaggle out of the ring then he and Cesaro trade blows with him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean: You want chairs? I'll give you some loving chairs! :toughguy:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Just let Ambrose and Rollins have a Street Fight at Summerslam.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Professor Funk posted:

Just let Ambrose and Rollins have a Street Fight at Summerslam.

Sagat versus Cody?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
JESUS :stare:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

My gawd :stare:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

:stonk: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE KICKED OUT!?!! :derp:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

2 Count!

This really is an ECW match.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Dean Ambrose is quickly becoming my favorite wrestlman.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

AHAHAHAH WHAT THE gently caress!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Hey, remember when Cesaro used to swing people and win matches? Good times, those.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


I wanted Claudio to win that, but I understand wanting to keep Ambrose strong.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Awww, I was kind of hoping that Cesaro would win that one.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

jscolon2.0 posted:

Hey, remember when Cesaro used to swing people and win matches? Good times, those.

There is literally one thing I want from Cesaro, and that is for him to do the Terry Funk spot by giant swinging a ladder.

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures
That was a PPV quality match right up to the finish.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN TO DIE!?" :stare:

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Should have done that on a chair.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:mad: Seth, you jerk.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Frabba posted:

That was a PPV quality match right up to the finish.

I honestly thought that was a pretty garbage match, but with some nice spots.

So yeah, a ECW match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seth, he's still breathing, you're just going to make him angrier!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I still say that got both guys over but got Ambrose over more which is what should've happened.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

No no no don't recap the AJ/Paige rivalry goddammit

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures
Hahaha at Miz parents in every commentary shot.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

A Divas video package!?!?!?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Roman Reigns posted:

No no no don't recap the AJ/Paige rivalry goddammit

Paige winning the title, AJ winning the title, and then a few shots of their twitters, done.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


That was a decent package.

But then as I've said before, if a Divas segment passes the Bechdel test I'm inclined to like it.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The AJ/Paige feud owns now

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Renaissance Spam posted:

That was a decent package.

But then as I've said before, if a Divas segment passes the Bechdel test I'm inclined to like it.

Did you know that Debbie Does Dallas technically passes that test?

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


BigRed0427 posted:

Did you know that Debbie Does Dallas technically passes that test?

I did not! Although now that I think about it I suspect a great deal of "story" porn passes the test.

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Brock Lesnar could kick a Sharknado's rear end.

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