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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


TNA might be dying. It's being reported that Spike TV is cancelling TNA and it is expected that will kill the company. For the past 12 years TNA has been a horrible company and its President Dixie Carter has been a horrible, horrible person.

Dixie Carter:

Told Jesse Sorensen he would have a job for life and told his mother he was "our son" at his hospital bed. He was fired last year. TNA did not pay his medical bills despite promises they would and his mother went into bankruptcy because of it.

When Kurt Angle signed she said he would never have to wrestle injured and his health was their #1 concern. In January 2007 he suffered a concussion and then wrestled the next day.

Put up an actual $1,000,000 because she thought DX would accept VKM's challenge.

Only took action on Matt Hardy's substance abuse issues because the news broke in front of her parents and it was embarrassing.

Described her fanbase the following way to Congress:

quote:

Well, collectibles are a much older demographic. I mean, they are probably -- I mean, they are more grown men. I mean, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s even. Have you seen the 40-Year-Old Virgin with that man that has all the toys? I 16 mean, that is kind of -- that's our audience.

Decided to give the TNA roster this speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn13PwaRQ6s

Reportedly kept the tags on her clothing around the TNA Knockouts so they would see how rich she is.

Was personally responsible for keeping Vince Russo employed for years, and likely is the reason he was brought back. Reportedly said she'd fire other people if she heard more "Fire Russo" chants.

Hired Pacman Jones and tried to promote he was a great athlete, team player and reformed individual after his "Make it Rain" stunt left a former wrestler paralyzed.

Got suspended from twitter for using a fake verified checkmark.

Dixie's testimony to Congress which contains some blatant lies: http://oversight-archive.waxman.house.gov/documents/20081231140812.pdf

TNA as a company:

Had to settle out of court because of racial discrimination claims by Konnan.

Had to settle out of court due to refusing to pay Daffney's medical bills despite their promise to pay.

Would pay white male wrestlers medical bills, which got them into trouble in the Konnan suit because of similar issues not paying Ron Killing's medical bills.

Would sometimes pay medical bills but take the cost out of wrestlers salaries.

Drug tested once in 2007.

Here are the results: http://oversight-archive.waxman.house.gov/documents/20081231141013.pdf

They never tested again.

Began prominently featuring chairshots to the head in 2010.

Did not punish Jeff Hardy for showing up to a December 2010 PPV in no condition to perform, then this happened at Victory Road 2011:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6ulxTRSDc

Paid the Knockouts so little that Taylor Wilde had to work at Sunglasses Hut while champion. Multiple wrestlers needed odd jobs to make ends meet. They told Jessie Neal to relocate on his own dime to OVW, he refused, now works at Walmart and makes more than he did in TNA.

Allowed a Harris brother on PPV with a white supremacist t-shirt.

Promoted the most homophobic, racist, misogynistic garbage for years and years. This for example was a mildly homophobic thing that happened on their PPVs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOPhWzfiN0

Not Scummy but Funny:

#August10WarningRevealed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y

Midget masturbating in trashcan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6waZuFo5wo

Abyss kills Ric Flair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIDkZ_iLxL8

Horrible striptease segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg0ZacjA5yY

Hogan quits TNA as Dixie begs him to stay thanks to his creative control:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWrtGa6bFz0

How did I forget SLAVERY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lggf4uBYLsg

and of course another good example of how Russo-centric this promotion always was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTAIgMl0MI

Here's a history video of the first six months of TNA history I posted just before this news broke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhE1d1J4xhc



Now post your own favorite TNA videos/pictures/stories!

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Jul 28, 2014

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Now post your own favorite TNA videos/pictures/stories!

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Also under the Funny category:
The new Monday Night War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH1xm2fOXD4

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Don't forget they didn't punish any of those people in that drug test!

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

MassRafTer posted:

Now post your own favorite TNA videos/pictures/stories!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

tna: aj styles big break

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

HulkaMatt posted:

Don't forget they didn't punish any of those people in that drug test!

It would actually be super scummy to punish drug failures on a baseline test. In theory you are testing people to see who is on what, then test again to see if people are getting off, that's when you start punishing. TNA just tested to find out if people were on drugs and said "Sure, keep doing that."

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
THE MONSTER ABYSS:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Rhonne posted:

THE MONSTER ABYSS:


That right there is a fat man run.

Testekill fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jul 28, 2014

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIPyk2wXImM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpS4Vx1g-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAzkR-VZ6g


I really liked this match though.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GPmeVVAAg

Did TNA ever air footage of the time Abyss and some others showed up on the set of a WWE production and brought balloons and cookies? I know they taped it and IIRC Konnan says they got footage of Rey without his mask.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dixie's current twitter banner:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
TNA just needed more riots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swXqxG_G3fE

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


That angle is from my favorite TNA GDT.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



Why is everyone posting time stamps?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

What about the time they needed 5,000 retweets to reveal something about a PPV and gave up around 1500?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Samoa Joe was kidnapped in a ninja van. He returned without explanation because Russo needed another babyface for the pivotal TV match Team Hogan (Abyss, Jeff Jarrett and Rob Terry) vs. Team Flair (Sting, Desmond Wolfe, Robert Roode and James Storm).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk0JmlGr6c

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
On the 1st of August 2013 I purchased a 1 year web hosting deal with the domain "istnastillon.tv"



Now, just days before it expires, it looks like I can finally update the site :unsmith:

Also never forget #askdixie

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Teddybear posted:

Why is everyone posting time stamps?

those were how many minutes of bell to bell wrestling there was in each 2 hour episode of impact. it usually averaged out to 15-22 minutes

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Teddybear posted:

Why is everyone posting time stamps?

I think they were predicting the amount of actually wrestling that would happen on the wrestling show.

Remember that time Hogan fought a biker gang by growling like a dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGzxxvjLdA

Rhonne fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Jul 28, 2014

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Teddybear posted:

Why is everyone posting time stamps?

We used to guess how much wrestling we thought there'd be. God the nostalgia. :3:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Teddybear posted:

Why is everyone posting time stamps?

TNA had an episode with only 5 minutes of wrestling or something, so I made a price is right type game out of predicting the amount of wrestling will be on certain episodes.

I just like that Red posted the thread having not watched wrestling ever.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Luigi Thirty posted:

What about the time they needed 5,000 retweets to reveal something about a PPV and gave up around 1500?

You're off by an order of magnitude on those numbers.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



This wasn't the first time TNA was shamed into lying about Russo. The Jarretts lied to Wade Keller and others when the company was starting up.

Vince Russo is treated like a drug addiction.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Rhonne posted:

I think they were predicting the amount of actually wrestling that would happen on the wrestling show.

Remember that time Hogan fought a biker gang by growling like a dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGzxxvjLdA

This was after Sting beat Hulkamania back into Hogan in a match where Hogan took legit back bumps after having surgery.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Luigi Thirty posted:

What about the time they needed 5,000 retweets to reveal something about a PPV and gave up around 1500?

They only got about 250 or so.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

This was after Sting beat Hulkamania back into Hogan in a match where Hogan took legit back bumps after having surgery.

Hogan was still more effective against them that literally every babyface on the roster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuBE_eeH3Wo

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Not only are a bunch of people gonna lose their jobs, but Dixie will learn absolutely nothing from all this. She's a 50-year-old princess who's never been told 'no' at any stage of her life. The only person more upset than the wrestlers right now is Daddy Warbucks Carter because now he has to find a new money pit toy for her to gently caress up.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Kurt Angle will be safe, and a secure with a legends contract from the WWE.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Oh I forgot my favorite Dixie is scum story:

When Kurt Angle signed she said he would never have to wrestle injured and his health was their #1 concern. In January 2007 he suffered a concussion and then wrestled the next day.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Anime Device posted:

Kurt Angle will be safe, and a secure with a legends contract from the WWE.

Kurt: "It's good to be back in the WWE Vince!"

Vince: "It's good to have you back, you'll make for a great edition to the Hall of Fame"

Kurt: "Hey, I had this idea about having one last match at Wrestlemania..."

Vince: "Well, let's wait until you've had a phys-"

Kurt: "...where I do a moonsult off a cage..."

Vince: "Goddammit Kurt"

Kurt: "...on to Road Dogg!"

Vince: "Oh COME ON!"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mob posted:

Not only are a bunch of people gonna lose their jobs, but Dixie will learn absolutely nothing from all this. She's a 50-year-old princess who's never been told 'no' at any stage of her life. The only person more upset than the wrestlers right now is Daddy Warbucks Carter because now he has to find a new money pit toy for her to gently caress up.

I wonder if Bob Carter regrets not selling TNA last year with all the money he's lost since then and it only kept Dixie busy/happy for that period of time.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Ragnarok the Red posted:

I wonder if Bob Carter regrets not selling TNA last year with all the money he's lost since then and it only kept Dixie busy/happy for that period of time.

The money he lost on TNA is probably peanuts compared to what Dixie would lose if she was let anywhere near Panda.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyiVV2TSLEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJZsPpXhQDI

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Rhonne posted:

Kurt: "It's good to be back in the WWE Vince!"

Vince: "It's good to have you back, you'll make for a great edition to the Hall of Fame"

Kurt: "Hey, I had this idea about having one last match at Wrestlemania..."

Vince: "Well, let's wait until you've had a phys-"

Kurt: "...where I do a moonsult off a cage..."

Vince: "Goddammit Kurt"

Kurt: "...on to Road Dogg!"

Vince: "Oh COME ON!"

This is the no old men club. We're allowed to have one. *Sting waves from rafters*

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Renaissance Spam posted:

The money he lost on TNA is probably peanuts compared to what Dixie would lose if she was let anywhere near Panda.

Prior to TNA she ran a marketing company so I imagine she'd never be involved in running Panda.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I just read the details of the OP in the PYF Schadenfreude thread.
Yeah.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Just post the TNAsylum award pic again and goldmine this thread and the regular TNA thread

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

MassRafTer posted:

Prior to TNA she ran a marketing company so I imagine she'd never be involved in running Panda.

It will be forever amusing to me that that company that made this poster



is headed by someone with a background in marketing.

edit: or any other TNA poster, really. Has there ever been a genuinely cool TNA poster?

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