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Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





I worked at a place that had "and" in the name so they named one of the conference rooms "and." It could be combined with other rooms to form a bigger room. Nothing confusing about that, no siree.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I'm still bitter that my suggestion a few years ago to name the conference rooms after mental asylums was shot down.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Don't feel bad. I could never get any traction on naming the Global NOC (with big War Games style projection displays) the Panopticon.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Proteus Jones posted:

Don't feel bad. I could never get any traction on naming the Global NOC (with big War Games style projection displays) the Panopticon.

Just start calling it that. It will catch on, everyone will call it that, but it doesn't make your company look like sociopaths when they give tours and poo poo

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Vulture Culture posted:

ours are named Tabs and Spaces

If either one will work do your just book \s?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
If you have two rooms that can be split with a divider, you should declare the divider to be a room named U+200B

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

LochNessMonster posted:

No :yotj: for me yet. Hiring managers don't understand whats going on but HR is blocking them.

Kinda strange situation and I'm not sure what to make of it. They suggested to apply again in a few months.

Unless this is some government body, tell them politely that if they do really want to hire you then they have all of your information and can call you with a job offer when they are ready. (You don't have to take it, but this puts the ball back in their court.)

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I worked for a company outside of Philly who named all of the conference rooms after Philly landmarks. In addition to Liberty Bell and Independence Hall we had rooms named Pat's and Geno's, appropriately across the hall from each other. It made me chuckle.

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
My last role in IT was in a small business three years ago without any certs. Getting back into IT, I've got my A+ and should have my Network+ soon. I've been offered a seasonal call-center gig that doesn't pay well but would give me my first real experience to handling tickets. How do seasonal gigs like this look on a resume?

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

gnrk posted:

My last role in IT was in a small business three years ago without any certs. Getting back into IT, I've got my A+ and should have my Network+ soon. I've been offered a seasonal call-center gig that doesn't pay well but would give me my first real experience to handling tickets. How do seasonal gigs like this look on a resume?

Anything is better than nothing, and it's not the worst way to gain some IT experience.

if the fact that it's a call center doesn't kill any interest you have in this as a career at any rate.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Aunt Beth posted:

The cutesy conference room naming has gotten utterly out of hand

CEO for $job just asked that we submit names for conference rooms in our new HQ building, with the theme "prescription drugs"

That lasted less than 12 hours before an apology email came out from the CEO. I'm sad though, I suggested we name the new boardroom "Viagra".

The current boardroom is named "House of Lies"

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
The Honda factories in Ohio have are huge and have tons of conference rooms. One of the themes they use is models: Civic, CRV, S2000. I think they've been lucky enough not to end up with a room named after a vehicle notorious for rollovers or exploding gas tanks.

Edit: "This discussion is really blowing up, let's take it to the Takata room."

The Twinkie Czar fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Oct 19, 2017

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Proteus Jones posted:

Don't feel bad. I could never get any traction on naming the Global NOC (with big War Games style projection displays) the Panopticon.

paNOCticon

:eng101:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




God drat it.

that's so much better

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010


PanoptiNOC?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The NOCNOCNOC

Who's there?

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

The Twinkie Czar posted:

The Honda factories in Ohio have are huge and have tons of conference rooms. One of the themes they use is models: Civic, CRV, S2000. I think they've been lucky enough not to end up with a room named after a vehicle notorious for rollovers or exploding gas tanks.

Edit: "This discussion is really blowing up, let's take it to the Takata room."

Airbus does this at their assembly plant in Alabama. Of course, the largest conference room is the A380, and most of the other conference rooms are named for size appropriate aircraft.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


"All of our conference rooms are named after anime characters. Please meet me in room Vegeta."

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Our conference room names

First Floor Conference Room
2nd Floor Conference Room
Conference Room Floor 3

Not loving joking and they won't let me change it.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

GreenNight posted:

Our conference room names

First Floor Conference Room
2nd Floor Conference Room
Conference Room Floor 3

Not loving joking and they won't let me change it.

gently caress whoever did this, I hope they fall out of a window.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

GreenNight posted:

Our conference room names

First Floor Conference Room
2nd Floor Conference Room
Conference Room Floor 3

Not loving joking and they won't let me change it.

Who gives a poo poo enough to NOT let you change it? You can even let the room keep the old aliases so nothing is disrupted.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

"It's been this way since GroupWise, it would be confusing to change it" - actual management response.

My boss says it's not worth fighting over.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Sickening posted:

Who gives a poo poo enough to NOT let you change it? You can even let the room keep the old aliases so nothing is disrupted.

'You're wasting time educating staff on new names, it will only be more confusing! Stop utilizing your production minutes worrying about conference room names and get back to... Whatever it is you IT people do all day.' ~ any c level anywhere

orange sky
May 7, 2007

GreenNight posted:

Our conference room names

First Floor Conference Room
2nd Floor Conference Room
Conference Room Floor 3

Not loving joking and they won't let me change it.

stuff like this is what causes dementia

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

NOCmonster

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
NOClobster

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

GreenNight posted:

"It's been this way since GroupWise, it would be confusing to change it" - actual management response.

My boss says it's not worth fighting over.
eDirectory and GroupWise holdovers and migration-related bandaids account for about 1/3 of the bizarre ossified infrastructure stuff here.

Ask me about people's mailboxes missing their Cabinet.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Anyone else feel weird about sharing who they work with in certain places? Like I have never shared it here since I started the job but its on my LinkedIn cause thats professional or whatever.

Like the place I work for doesn't police that like other companies really, but the nature of the work I don't want to cause any association with me personally.

Its hard to say what our conference rooms are named after without giving it away.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


GreenNight posted:

Our conference room names

First Floor Conference Room
2nd Floor Conference Room
Conference Room Floor 3

Not loving joking and they won't let me change it.

Keep it going.

Conference Room F4
Basement one Conference

orange sky
May 7, 2007

JHVH-1 posted:

Anyone else feel weird about sharing who they work with in certain places? Like I have never shared it here since I started the job but its on my LinkedIn cause thats professional or whatever.

Like the place I work for doesn't police that like other companies really, but the nature of the work I don't want to cause any association with me personally.

Its hard to say what our conference rooms are named after without giving it away.

Hmmm, are the room names Skype, Xbox, etc?

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

The basement is called the first floor cause politics. The actual ground floor is called the second floor.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

GreenNight posted:

The basement is called the first floor cause politics. The actual ground floor is called the second floor.

Renamed basement to Bombshelter, ground floor is now first floor.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Aunt Beth posted:

The cutesy conference room naming has gotten utterly out of hand

We've got the red room, the shack, the hairdresser, the barn, rated-r and boardroom (which has a carpet with an eldritch horror pattern to make up for the boring name apparently).

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
we uhm. went with the nerdier naming scheme.

Meetings rooms are called. Vertigo, holodeck etc...

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Specific floors have different themes. One floor is painters, one mountains, others seemingly random and unconnected from one another but probably linked by some literary reference. Not the worst way to do it, though honestly I can never remember which rooms are on which floors.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


We like to use acronyms here to the point where they lose all meaning.

"Meet me in CAFLS_BICEFS"

Where the gently caress is that???

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I had a customer that named all their servers after vodka brands

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Vargatron posted:

We like to use acronyms here to the point where they lose all meaning.

"Meet me in CAFLS_BICEFS"

Where the gently caress is that???

Calf Biceps makes perfect sense.

orange sky posted:

I had a customer that named all their servers after vodka brands

This is cute until it becomes annoying to work with. I worked for a small company that names all of their servers after Simpsons characters. And it was funny until I couldn't remember if the service that failed was running on Milhouse or Frink. That's when I switched all the names over to something normal and left the old aliases in DNS just in case.

deedee megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Oct 19, 2017

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I wasn't aware naming conference rooms was a thing

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

our meeting rooms are named after animals. aquatic poo poo on the ground floor, land animals on the first floor, birds on the second floor. after that, there are no names and no number so you refer to them as "the room near the elevator in the C-wing with the TV"

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