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in order of importance, what is more important to you
my feet!
my my pants
having an apple mac
having an internet connection
eating immediately when you get home from work
having snacks by your work computer
drinking water AT LEAST every 2 hours
using an ipHone to log into a computer
shirts that can roll up your sleeves
applying deodorant the night before so you don't sweat the next day
working alone so you can fart fart fart
being able to take a sick day from work
bbqs
a male heir
you can use crayons instead of pens at work
at your work they supply free water
shaving your forearms
having a work uniform to hide your inability to choose clothes for yourself
socks over your pants
your food not touching other foods on the plate
"real" (not instant coffee)
not being lactose intolerant
a wooden desk
a secretary
yellow pants that hide urine stains
BIGASS FUCKIN BOOTS
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



qirex posted:

I'm not a shoe god, I'm just picky and don't like it when people are wearing the same thing as me

why

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001



shoefacts: both adidas and puma were started by two brothers, adi and rudolph dassler, adidas is a portmanteau of adi dassler and puma was founded as ruda or rudolph dassler

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012

in my pope game,


I wear shoes, OP.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001




dunno, why would you want to look the same as everyone else?

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME


work from home barefoot supremacy :colbert:

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



barefootie today at home

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

by Lowtax


why would you wear shoes inside your home anyway unless you have disguisting floors you gross gently caress

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



here are some more classic technology job/shoe combos

outdoorsy/libertarian survivalist programmer:

Merrel jungle moc

"oh poo poo I got promoted to management"

Allen Edmonds

boring java guy/DBA:

boxy sketchers or other square casual sneaker abomination

hypebeast jquery guy:

jordan future, maybe jeremy scott adidas

video game programmer

giant blocky skate shoes that were cool when you were in college 10 years ago

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream


qirex posted:

here are some more classic technology job/shoe combos

outdoorsy/libertarian survivalist programmer:

Merrel jungle moc
my exact shoe please don't impugn me by implying i'm a libertarian

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Fabricated posted:

my exact shoe please don't impugn me by implying i'm a libertarian

you could just be outdoorsy

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME


Qirex is spot on. Except those Jordan future things or whatever they are look like something a merman would wear if he suddenly sprouted feet. and not in a cool way.

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013



i have chuck taylors and onitsuka tigers in a bunch of different colors what does that make me

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME


possibly flat footed.

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

I'm wearing purple nikes currently

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



rhinestones ftw

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Nap Ghost

qirex posted:

default footwear choices for various computering careers:

computer janitor:

brown rockports with rubber soles

dad programmer:

new balance but not cool limited/retro ones

greybeard bofh:

sandals + socks, a classic combo. keens could also be appropriate

startup disruptor wunderkind:

gently caress you

brogrammer:


options! both go great with pastel jorts

im wearing those red vans u linked 2 me. u seen any new campus-likes lately?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Shaggar posted:

im wearing those red vans u linked 2 me. u seen any new campus-likes lately?

adidas is doing shitloads of stan smiths this year, they have some skate models but they'll never be cushy like the old ones

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Nap Ghost

its less of an issue now that I have those ll bean mocs. I would like something w/ a decently comfy insole that also isn't gonna fall apart like these vans did

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



i work from home and im not an american barbarian so i dont wear shoes in my home op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.






:bsdsnype:

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




i wear socks echopode

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



rear end cobra posted:

i work from home and im not an american barbarian so i dont wear shoes in my home op

I wear shoes inside while I walk inside to the bedroom and then I'm socked until I leave again
here in nz shoes inside is a per-house thing. some do some don't. it's usually a sign of carefree living and often vacuuming

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



echinopsis posted:

I wear shoes inside while I walk inside to the bedroom and then I'm socked until I leave again
here in nz shoes inside is a per-house thing. some do some don't. it's usually a sign of carefree living and often vacuuming

but why?

do you also have carpeted floors (another disgusting thing that americans do)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



coz my feet might get cold if I take off shoes outside
yes also carpet on floor wtf

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop


my feet with socks on!!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



colbylol posted:

why would you wear shoes inside your home anyway unless you have disguisting floors you gross gently caress

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



qirex posted:

video game programmer

giant blocky skate shoes that were cool when you were in college 10 years ago

those were never actually cool fyi

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



i can only wear pumas because i have oddly long and narrow feet so it's that or new balances and loving l o l at wearing nb

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010



Sagebrush posted:

i can only wear pumas because i have oddly long and narrow feet so it's that or new balances and loving l o l at wearing nb

I'm wearing some Pumas right now, OP.

pram
Jun 10, 2001


new balances are like ultimate poverty shoes

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



this thread has encouraged me to polish m y shoes, they're looking a little scuffed

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



double sulk posted:

I'm wearing some Pumas right now, OP.

me too

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari




allow me to show you, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPUsTM4zfGU

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


Sagebrush posted:

this thread has encouraged me to polish m y shoes, they're looking a little scuffed

don't forget to use some leather conditioner, too!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



pram posted:

new balances are like ultimate poverty shoes

right up my alley

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970



op we cant actually choose the order that we vote in

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



yeah the one with the highest votes it number 1

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




voted all do u shave ur forearms op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



no lol. once I had to do a placement with a girl of middle eastern origin and I think she did

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



she was kinda cute with an insipid personality and a hard to pronounce name

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