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in order of importance, what is more important to you
my feet!
my my pants
having an apple mac
having an internet connection
eating immediately when you get home from work
having snacks by your work computer
drinking water AT LEAST every 2 hours
using an ipHone to log into a computer
shirts that can roll up your sleeves
applying deodorant the night before so you don't sweat the next day
working alone so you can fart fart fart
being able to take a sick day from work
bbqs
a male heir
you can use crayons instead of pens at work
at your work they supply free water
shaving your forearms
having a work uniform to hide your inability to choose clothes for yourself
socks over your pants
your food not touching other foods on the plate
"real" (not instant coffee)
not being lactose intolerant
a wooden desk
a secretary
yellow pants that hide urine stains
BIGASS FUCKIN BOOTS
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theadder
Dec 29, 2011




ive never encountered it but i guess ppl dont queue up to tell u either

v thorough poll tho 11/10 a++

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


i just got a pair of nike's but idk if i like them so i might return them, they are hella comfortable but i am not good at picking out colors for shoes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

In the future, sex roles are reversed and simplified for ease-of-use.

chuck taylors, op

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

In the future, sex roles are reversed and simplified for ease-of-use.

or birkenstocks

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


Smythe posted:

or birkenstocks

Is your name Jeff?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013



well op i mostly computea ate work so i m8iusotky wearre my work shoes which are co9urerentlyu ap pair of bass something or others they are pretty needs usiting even if thwey aereant a high quality shoens like an allen end,ponss

when imd at ohkme i usualyl comptyueta barefoot eunless its realy cold then icompute in slippers

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

In the future, sex roles are reversed and simplified for ease-of-use.

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

Is your name Jeff?

james

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010




Hello, James.

Birkenstocks are unironically quite comfortable, so if you are so lacking in self-esteem that you can't wear them, then it's your problem.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

In the future, sex roles are reversed and simplified for ease-of-use.

the cute girl at the office doesnt like me wearing them so now i wear my boat shoes, for summer

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




what did she say

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!



cool, same

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe




Doctor Rope

only at the computer

http://youtu.be/Ix9w8EIDWcc

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:



nofx told me that only jeff wears birkenstocks to work so i am going to say your name is jeff

pram
Jun 10, 2001


jeffers

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


double sulk posted:

Hello, James.

Birkenstocks are unironically quite comfortable, so if you are so lacking in self-esteem that you can't wear them, then it's your problem.

i had a pair of birks once and they were stolen

who steals yuppie sandals?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



yuppies, presumably

fun fact: the richer you are the more you feel entitled to poo poo that isn't yours (Piff et al., 2013)

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

the old man
and the c


boots, op

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

here is a picture of my posting station to show you what is on my feets: green socks and 2 cats

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012



white adidas superstars ofc.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME


rotor posted:

boots, op

how did we get 3 pages in without rotorboots?!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013



kwinkles posted:

here is a picture of my posting station to show you what is on my feets: green socks and 2 cats



nice view

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

instant coffee's not so bad

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


i'm wearing plain brown suede shoes, op

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009



Pillbug

code & lift barefoot always

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



computer toucher posted:

white adidas superstars ofc.

cleaning the shelltoe is a pain, they did a "superstar modern" that I liked a couple years ago but I guess it didn't sell well so they dropped them

I've literally never owned a pair of all-white shoes since there's no way to keep them clean

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009



Pillbug

i hate that every shoe nowadays, even the more dress style ones, have these bigass white soles.

those fuckers just know that id rather buy new shoes than clean them

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013



crepe soles are dope

also magic erasers you fucks

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


Bloody posted:

also magic erasers you fucks

same except generic melamine foam

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012



qirex posted:

cleaning the shelltoe is a pain, they did a "superstar modern" that I liked a couple years ago but I guess it didn't sell well so they dropped them

I've literally never owned a pair of all-white shoes since there's no way to keep them clean

those are nice. I bought a pair of stormtrooper superstars from Barcelona which were all white, you just have to take some detergent and a nailbrush to them every once in a while and they'll stay clean.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe




Doctor Rope

Bloody posted:

also magic erasers you fucks

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Bloody posted:

crepe soles are dope

also magic erasers you fucks

the adidas shelltoe has this textured pattern that instantly shreds magic erasers, I used an old toothbrush

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001



qirex posted:

here are some more classic technology job/shoe combos

outdoorsy/libertarian survivalist programmer:

Merrel jungle moc

"oh poo poo I got promoted to management"

Allen Edmonds

boring java guy/DBA:

boxy sketchers or other square casual sneaker abomination

beyond dead on - i'm 2 and i know people wearing 1 and 3 exactly.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



i wear suede or converse op

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Nap Ghost

qirex posted:

the adidas shelltoe has this textured pattern that instantly shreds magic erasers, I used an old toothbrush

what other cool new shoes are their? i might want 2 buy some new ones maybe.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


the nike's i bought were too big since i have gross tiny midget feet, its all good though cause they were ugly.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



why the gently caress do some nerds think it is ok to wear running shoes at work

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Shaggar posted:

what other cool new shoes are their? i might want 2 buy some new ones maybe.

adidas skateboarding has some good ones, I really like the busenitz adv, looks clean and good cushioning for long walks

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


pointsofdata posted:

why the gently caress do some nerds think it is ok to wear running shoes at work

who the gently caress cares what is on feet that aren't your own? you are just jealous they got the balls or lack of social awareness to always be wearing comfy shoes

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

pointsofdata posted:

why the gently caress do some nerds think it is ok to wear running shoes at work


death is certain and life is ultimately meaningless and you sincerely care about what shoes people wear to work lmao

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:


i worked with a dude who wore vibrams and he would always brag about his vibrams i haven't worked with him for a long time, i hope his toes are all hosed up from those stupid shoes

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