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in order of importance, what is more important to you
my feet!
my my pants
having an apple mac
having an internet connection
eating immediately when you get home from work
having snacks by your work computer
drinking water AT LEAST every 2 hours
using an ipHone to log into a computer
shirts that can roll up your sleeves
applying deodorant the night before so you don't sweat the next day
working alone so you can fart fart fart
being able to take a sick day from work
bbqs
a male heir
you can use crayons instead of pens at work
at your work they supply free water
shaving your forearms
having a work uniform to hide your inability to choose clothes for yourself
socks over your pants
your food not touching other foods on the plate
"real" (not instant coffee)
not being lactose intolerant
a wooden desk
a secretary
yellow pants that hide urine stains
BIGASS FUCKIN BOOTS
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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

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i just got a pair of nike's but idk if i like them so i might return them, they are hella comfortable but i am not good at picking out colors for shoes

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Smythe posted:

or birkenstocks

Is your name Jeff?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

nofx told me that only jeff wears birkenstocks to work so i am going to say your name is jeff

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
the nike's i bought were too big since i have gross tiny midget feet, its all good though cause they were ugly.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

pointsofdata posted:

why the gently caress do some nerds think it is ok to wear running shoes at work

who the gently caress cares what is on feet that aren't your own? you are just jealous they got the balls or lack of social awareness to always be wearing comfy shoes

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
i worked with a dude who wore vibrams and he would always brag about his vibrams i haven't worked with him for a long time, i hope his toes are all hosed up from those stupid shoes

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

newreply.php posted:

wearing vibrams is like being a straight guy that gets blown by a dude. feels great but then you look down and ur like 'gently caress'

you speakin from experience?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
if you are on your feet all day like in a pharmacy or a nurse and you give a gently caress about what your shoes look like you are a tool, wear whats comfortable and tell everyone to get fuckt

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

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Smythe posted:

i dont care, at all, about mens footwear. not even a little. ive never had a single ounce of hype for a nike, rockport, or whatever boutique brand of mens footwear you can dream up. not even for a fleeting fraction of a slice of a second

but what about heels

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

prefect posted:

i sometimes wear hiking-type boots because they make me look a little taller

i should start wearing 6in stilettos

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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echinopsis posted:



i hate kiwiana but others love this poo poo

basically in the 50/60s/70s nz was a great place to be. some important people have said it was the closest thing ever to a classless society. to a large extent a lot of people in this country just wish they could live in that period indefinitely. unlike other countries that look to the future we look to the past. well, in theory or ideal at least, not in practice

cool looking blotter paper

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