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in order of importance, what is more important to you
my feet!
my my pants
having an apple mac
having an internet connection
eating immediately when you get home from work
having snacks by your work computer
drinking water AT LEAST every 2 hours
using an ipHone to log into a computer
shirts that can roll up your sleeves
applying deodorant the night before so you don't sweat the next day
working alone so you can fart fart fart
being able to take a sick day from work
bbqs
a male heir
you can use crayons instead of pens at work
at your work they supply free water
shaving your forearms
having a work uniform to hide your inability to choose clothes for yourself
socks over your pants
your food not touching other foods on the plate
"real" (not instant coffee)
not being lactose intolerant
a wooden desk
a secretary
yellow pants that hide urine stains
BIGASS FUCKIN BOOTS
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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

fresh kicks are an important part of a successful computer lifestyle, they let you wear normal/boring clothes but still stand out without being too much of a flashy shitlord [depending on the shoes]

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

default footwear choices for various computering careers:

computer janitor:

brown rockports with rubber soles

dad programmer:

new balance but not cool limited/retro ones

greybeard bofh:

sandals + socks, a classic combo. keens could also be appropriate

startup disruptor wunderkind:

gently caress you

brogrammer:


options! both go great with pastel jorts

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

echinopsis posted:

how many sandals do you have
none

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Cold on a Cob posted:

what about adidas skateboarding or og sneakers?

adidas originals are a fine choice for work and play and worn by attractive successful people all over the world

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm not a shoe god, I'm just picky and don't like it when people are wearing the same thing as me

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

shoefacts: both adidas and puma were started by two brothers, adi and rudolph dassler, adidas is a portmanteau of adi dassler and puma was founded as ruda or rudolph dassler

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


dunno, why would you want to look the same as everyone else?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

here are some more classic technology job/shoe combos

outdoorsy/libertarian survivalist programmer:

Merrel jungle moc

"oh poo poo I got promoted to management"

Allen Edmonds

boring java guy/DBA:

boxy sketchers or other square casual sneaker abomination

hypebeast jquery guy:

jordan future, maybe jeremy scott adidas

video game programmer

giant blocky skate shoes that were cool when you were in college 10 years ago

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Fabricated posted:

my exact shoe please don't impugn me by implying i'm a libertarian

you could just be outdoorsy

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Shaggar posted:

im wearing those red vans u linked 2 me. u seen any new campus-likes lately?

adidas is doing shitloads of stan smiths this year, they have some skate models but they'll never be cushy like the old ones

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

double sulk posted:

I'm wearing some Pumas right now, OP.

me too

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

computer toucher posted:

white adidas superstars ofc.

cleaning the shelltoe is a pain, they did a "superstar modern" that I liked a couple years ago but I guess it didn't sell well so they dropped them

I've literally never owned a pair of all-white shoes since there's no way to keep them clean

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Bloody posted:

crepe soles are dope

also magic erasers you fucks

the adidas shelltoe has this textured pattern that instantly shreds magic erasers, I used an old toothbrush

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Shaggar posted:

what other cool new shoes are their? i might want 2 buy some new ones maybe.

adidas skateboarding has some good ones, I really like the busenitz adv, looks clean and good cushioning for long walks

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Shaggar posted:

yeah i was looking at the busenitz vulc. wonder if they have the same cushioning.

the vulcs fit a bit smaller but they're decent

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Fabricated posted:

didn't the company that makes the vibrams stuff get sued successfully over false advertising of its "health benefits"

yep. also everyone who sold those crappy "toning" shoes in like 2006

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

we were p broke growing up so a lot of my clothes were second hand or mended so I think that's why I now hate anything that's "pre-vintaged" with a passion

e: crocs are for fat middle-aged housewives don't wear a croc if you must get super-cushy shoes check out nike roshe run or adidas zx flux

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

when I was at ucsc there were a couple literally never wear shoes ever people and the soles of their feet were so gross

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


this is kind of an understatement btw

qirex fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jul 30, 2014

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

show a little respect p_m is the undisputed air max king of northern england scotland

qirex fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 30, 2014

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

i'd heard things like this existed...but i never believed it...

I knew a guy that had a 3BR and 2 of them were just for his sneakers

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

polygon_monkey posted:

Thanks qirex but it's air max king of Scotland.

Current collection status - awesome:



oops sorry I thought you were in leeds

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

i've got no clue how much those cost w/ the special limited editions and all that garbage but let's say they cost on average 200 dollars a pair. you got $25,000 spent on shoes there son

everybody needs a hobby

one really nice thing about owning lots of shoes is that they take forever to wear out, my ones I wear the most still take like 3 years to go

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm the lonely pair of adidas zx flux

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

yeah f'real I didn't want to single polygon_monkey out as some kind of weirdo he's just a guy with a lot of sneakers

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Cat Face Joe posted:

gently caress gently caress why did you make me aware of that thread
were you somehow unaware of people talking about sneakers on the internet? There's whole forums about it

not gonna happen unless you want to pay out the rear end

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

BrettRobb posted:

I like flat vans

vans are good and even the fancy limited ones are usually like $60-70 instead of $275 for new nike lebrons

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

polygon_monkey posted:

These were just restocked heavily in all EU Footlockers. Just sitting there for £60.

lame

I saw like every pair of flux I hadn't seen in the US when I was in germany last month

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

globes are pretty good as long as you avoid the early 2000s moonboots and the decent pricing is probably because they're an australian company

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