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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw is getting arrested during a Flo Rida concert for 7/28
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How good is John Cena
god drat he's so good
he can so wrestle
best in the world
should be mine and your best friend
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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Champ here to fight the breast incarsnot Borkk Leznr

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Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Love Cena's Hitler pop

:godwin:

Well that only took 4 pages.

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
That's a pretty intense split reaction (sincerely)

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Oh well, BigEvents seems to be back to normal operations now so using that instead.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

bartok posted:

Can Cena overcome the odds?

No way can he overcome these odds. They are too great.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

 Save us, Brad Maddox!

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:



There needs to be a sad version of this while Barret is out injured.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Kill him, Brock.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
time for john cena to talk slow and quiet, and then start yelling really loud

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Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

 Oh god, seriouscena promo incoming. Take cover now.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Looks like we are in for The Serious Cena Promo tonight

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fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

 But you beat him before John.

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

 Cena selling FEAR?!

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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

 yes john cena be super scared of the guy you beat last year

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Wait, why is Cena upset about Brock Lesner? He already beat him once.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Plan C is what I hope would never happen :effort:

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

 You already beat him!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 THE Brian Kendrick

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

 WELL SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING *JACK*

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
THE brian kendrick

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dirt Taco Scuba posted:

But you beat him before John.

he barely got out of there alive!

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
I come from the future: the gist of Cena's promo is that Brock Lesnar might be the beast incarnate, he might have conquered the streak and he's one hell of a competitor but at SummerSlam John Cena will emerge victorious!

Also a Roman Reigns interruption or something.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 The Mercenary vs The (fake) Marine.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Oh THE Brock Lesnar. I thought it was just some regular old Brock Lesnar

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Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

 Not just any old Brock Lesnar

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

Please don't give a lovely promo Cena
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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Yes we do!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rhonne posted:

Wait, why is Cena upset about Brock Lesner? He already beat him once.

To be fair the last time he wrestled he beat the closest thing to a literal magic wrestler left in the company.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Eat
Sleep
Leave
WWE

Sign game is on point today.

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Codependent Poster posted:

THE Brian Kendrick

Summerslam spoilers:
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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
All I can see is a giant Damien Sandow head

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Forget Lesnar bring back a real champ like Sid.

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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

 this crowd owns

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
"People must somehow want to see Lesnar beat the hell out of me"

*huge pop*

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Brock is stealing Bryan's chants!

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 Not a bad Cena promo

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:



This is my new favorite gif, thank you!

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

 3-year-old daughter: Pointing to Jhon Cena, "He's a bad guy."

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Crowd's hot for a Cena rear end-whooping

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


 Don't mind me, just warming up next to the giant pile of money @WWE set fire to at Extreme Rules 2012.

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