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PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Is Torchwood episode one the one where one of the heroes uses a mind control drug to rape people or is that episode two

That's episode one. It's actually the first thing we see Owen do practically.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
At the time I remember there being a certain amount of controversy about Matt Jones's writing on TIP/TSP. There were rumours that his work was pretty much thrown out and RTD rewrote almost the entire thing himself. This would explain why he never came back.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook

Toxxupation posted:

Torchwood
"Jack Fights a Bear or Something, I Dunno"
Series 1, Episode 1

I'd watch that show.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Is Torchwood episode one the one where one of the heroes uses a mind control drug to rape people or is that episode two

Riffing aside, I like Torchwood okay except for one small thing: all of the main characters were loving horrible people. Except maybe Jack, and even he has his moments. I don't mean that in the way of them being "realistically flawed characters" I just mean that I'm pretty sure every single one of them cheated or came really drat close to cheating on their SO at some point in the show. It got really old. And as you mention, that's just the tip of the "loving horrible people" iceberg.

LeafyOrb
Jun 11, 2012

Jsor posted:

Riffing aside, I like Torchwood okay except for one small thing: all of the main characters were loving horrible people. Except maybe Jack, and even he has his moments. I don't mean that in the way of them being "realistically flawed characters" I just mean that I'm pretty sure every single one of them cheated or came really drat close to cheating on their SO at some point in the show. It got really old. And as you mention, that's just the tip of the "loving horrible people" iceberg.

It's notable that the part of the show everyone likes is after they ditched half the team.

Occ should just watch "Cyberwoman" it's all the Torchwood anyone could ever need.

LeafyOrb fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Sep 3, 2014

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

I've never bothered with Torchwood because I seem to be in the minority of people who didn't like Captain Jack and an entire show centered around him is pretty much the worst thing I can think of

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Tim Burns Effect posted:

I've never bothered with Torchwood because I seem to be in the minority of people who didn't like Captain Jack and an entire show centered around him is pretty much the worst thing I can think of

Is your avatar from the episode where the Daleks, the Doctor and his companions all get terrified by a spooky fake haunted house?

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

Is your avatar from the episode where the Daleks, the Doctor and his companions all get terrified by a spooky fake haunted house?

No it's the one where they spend 5 and a half hours trying to stop the Daleks from building a machine that literally destroys time by stealing the core of a rare element that takes 50 years on Earth to mine. Also they find themselves in a silent film and talk to the camera while toasting Christmas.

My bar for "worst thing I can think of" is pretty high is what i'm saying

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Toxxupation posted:

Torchwood
"Jack Fights a Bear or Something, I Dunno"
Series 1, Episode 1

Fight probably isn't the word, or at least not how you're picturing.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

angerbot posted:

Fight probably isn't the word, or at least not how you're picturing.

Depends on the meaning of "bear", I should think.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

Tim Burns Effect posted:

I've never bothered with Torchwood because I seem to be in the minority of people who didn't like Captain Jack and an entire show centered around him is pretty much the worst thing I can think of

Agreed. Backpfeifengesicht.

AppropriateUser
Feb 17, 2012

Jsor posted:

I'd watch that show.


Riffing aside, I like Torchwood okay except for one small thing: all of the main characters were loving horrible people. Except maybe Jack, and even he has his moments. I don't mean that in the way of them being "realistically flawed characters" I just mean that I'm pretty sure every single one of them cheated or came really drat close to cheating on their SO at some point in the show. It got really old. And as you mention, that's just the tip of the "loving horrible people" iceberg.

And that would have been okay if the show had taken that and run with it. "Look at these terrible people who have to find some way to not kill each other and save the world despite how lovely they are." might have worked. But Torchwood just keeps trying to tell you that these are sympathetic characters despite how unrelentingly awful everyone is.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Potooweet posted:

And that would have been okay if the show had taken that and run with it. "Look at these terrible people who have to find some way to not kill each other and save the world despite how lovely they are."

This is more or less the premise to Lost.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

The best part of Torchwood is that Captain Jack's theme music ended up with the unofficial name of "Here he comes on a ruddy great tractor".

The worst is Ianto's shrine. Although I can't hate it because gently caress me that thing cracks me up every time I see it.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Is Torchwood episode one the one where one of the heroes uses a mind control drug to rape people or is that episode two

Yes, yes it is. Burn Gorman's creepy as gently caress character uses it to get a couple to have a three way with him.
Torchwood: There is always more, and it is always worse.
:getin:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
He was a fookin' legend.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

He was a fookin' legend.

You could probably swap Owen from Torchwood with his character from GoT and not notice much difference, actually.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
To be absolutely fair to Torchwood, it's never clear that character is meant to be a "Good" guy. Does Burn Gorman ever play good guys?

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
I found the treacherous, drinking-wine-out-of-a-skull legend of Gin Fookin' Alley far more likable in fact. Owen was The Worst.

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

If I remember correctly that show punishes and shits on Owen to a tremendous extent where the only reason they seem to be keeping him around is to watch him be miserable all the time. Which was a pretty fair use of the character, really.

The show still sucked, but I have a soft spot for the "Captain Jack Harkness" episode because I felt like that was the one time in, like, the entire run of Torchwood where it managed to produce a truly decent episode of "queer sci-fi television" which is what I thought the point of the show was to be in the first place. Too bad Britain seems to be such a wasteland of repressed and hateful homophobia (not that the rest of the world is much different).

kaworu fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 3, 2014

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Holy poo poo, you're actually doing this. I just read through all the LMS thread and thought "hey he has that doctor who av i wonder if they managed to wrangle him into doing season one" and of course it's not just season one.

But yeah, if you enjoy the hamfisted, high-energy, "The Earth is Protected" kind of Doctor that Tennant plays, you're going to like a lot of this for quite a while.

Saying that, you have no idea how much I'm looking forward to this next write up, holy poo poo

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Yea Owen gets poo poo on all the time and deserves it. So its cool. Then some poo poo happens to him that finally makes him realize he's a poo poo and he tries to be better.

Then he dies.

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy

Doctor Butts posted:

Yea Owen gets poo poo on all the time and deserves it. So its cool. Then some poo poo happens to him that finally makes him realize he's a poo poo and he tries to be better.

Then he dies.

He becomes a much better character after he dies though

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
I did enjoy the Torchwood episode with the carnival people coming to life from the old movie footage. It was a cool concept and a really different feel to the episode than there was through most of the show.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

i dont want to watch doctor who any more

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
THERE it is.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Toxxupation posted:

i dont want to watch doctor who any more

Thread over then?

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

He can't do Love and Monsters and just stop, not when Fear Her is next. :allears:

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
Occupation has requested me to post a record of our chatlog during the course of viewing this episode. Anyone who doesn't want to read it (which would, in a perfect world, be all of you) may want to do some heavy scrolling.

Occupation: are you ready
Oxxidation: ahh, christ
let's get this over with
say when, so we can sync up
Occupation: are you loaded in
Oxxidation: locked and loaded
Occupation: Okay i'll countdown from 5
on start we both start it
5
4
3
2
1
strat
finally
SOMEONE NOTICES A loving TARDIS
I TOLD YUOU
Oxxidation: plenty of people NOTICE it, they just can't DO anything about it
Occupation: walk towards the light, chump
Oxxidation: OH NO, A RUBBER MASK
Occupation: wait he's a vlogger?
Oxxidation: oh gently caress me, the main character of this ep is doctorwhat
Occupation: ahahahahahahahhahah
we need to post this chatlog
whenever we're done
Oxxidation: ah christ i didn't know davies wrote this thing himself
Occupation: "Love and Monsters"
oh this is the one
good bucket of water
Oxxidation: oh hey, rose is loving things up
Occupation: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Oxxidation: back to form, then
Occupation: this episode already rules
Oxxidation: oh dear god
Occupation: oh my god
scooby doo
ahahahahhahahahahahhaha
Oxxidation: is this happening
Occupation: YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
YES
Oxxidation: NEW BUCKET
Occupation: YES
YES
he really is doctorwhat
Oxxidation: is it supposed to be significant that this tard's jumper is tardis-blue
Occupation: wait is this doctorwhat telling us his fanfiction
this is doctorwhat telling us his fanfiction, isn't it
Oxxidation: no, wait, he has a girlfriend
we've got the wrong man
Occupation: ouch
Oxxidation: doctorwhat is married to his coat
he showed everyone the papers
Occupation: I actually really like the framing device of this episode
Oxxidation: so his name's elton
Occupation: the found footage aesthetic is neat as a change of pace
Oxxidation: LEMME TELL YOU 'BOUT THE TIME I SAW A SKINNY BRUNETTE IN A TRENCHCOAT
Occupation: ahahhahahahah
Oxxidation: EYES LIKE STARS
Occupation: okay that elton john cutaway
oh wow
wowowowowowo
they cut back to this
huh
ever since you mentioned this I keep on imagining this episode as if doctorwhat was actually experiencing this
so when he was shopping for a smart suit, he means a sixth doctor coat
Oxxidation: "i hadda invent this rudimen'ry pully system just t'reach me boots!"
nerd's got himself a nice flat
Occupation: ELO fuckin' rules
good job Elton
Oxxidation: jesus christ, this is not happening
Occupation: YES THIS SONG RULES
Oxxidation: davies had an extended stroke and when he woke up this script was on his desk
Occupation: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NEW DAY
EH EH EH
"my invasion blog"
Oxxidation: OH GOD, EARLY-OUGHTS WEBSITE DESIGN
Occupation: oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ahahahahahahhaha
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
His name is the doctor
Doctor What?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
so this episode is basically really just an indictment of the fandom, huh
that's actually kind of cool
Oxxidation: davies isn't an indictment type, these people are probably his soulmates
Occupation: so your gf dies and you're like "poor ursula" and that's it
Oxxidation: ok yeah, this is indictment
Occupation: so it's old fans, hardcore fans, and tumblr fans
Oxxidation: LINDA FOR SHORT
YES
Occupation: that's the three groups represented in order
Oxxidation: BEST AS ACRONYMS
Occupation: "cause he writing his own novel"
ahahahahhahahahahha
THGIS EPISODE RULES
Oxxidation: the doctor is bringing friends together, d'awww
Occupation: are we supposed to buy this scene or is it supposed to put more of a point on how pathetic these people are
Oxxidation: definitely sincere
Occupation: okay this is totally tumblr
wow, look at how tumblr this lady is
MUSICAL LINDA
THIS IS AMAZING
Oxxidation: this is a fever dream
Occupation: BEST EPISODE
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAH
Oxxidation: STOP I
STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE
Occupation: electricity quit on them
like the state of physics quit on them
Oxxidation: "right, wot's all this, then"
Occupation: that guy totally isn't evil!
that guy totally isn't an alien in disguise!
Oxxidation: agents j and k are watching all this on hidden cameras, totally stone-faced
Occupation: ahahahahahahah
is this guy the "you're watching doctor who wrong" crowd
Oxxidation: he uses a WALKING STICK
Occupation: cause he seems like it
"Eczeema"
bliss is totally a tumblrname
"Hello I'm bliss"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"here let me repost some david tennant gifs"
Oxxidation: this kennedy guy is one giant message from davies going STOP THINKING SO HARD ABOUT WHO
Occupation: oh so you agree
that's good
wow, that was some crazy overacting
ursula, good job overacting the hell out of that line
Oxxidation: this episode's losing steam fast
the twist is too loving obvious
again
Occupation: so they're bringing up all the stupid poo poo from season one
Oxxidation: "she's definitely from london...possibly got hit in the mouth with a shovel at some point"
Occupation: victor kennnedy is an amazing dick
I mean this guy kinda rules
Oxxidation: victor kennedy posts in the doctor who spoilers megathread
oh god, he's priormarcus
Occupation: yeah all right!
ELO!
YEAH
YEAH
wait what
wait
WHAT
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
60s SPY FILM
Oxxidation: god, elton, try to keep up
ok, this gag's old
Occupation: yeah, it's p old
Oxxidation: HAHA, JACKIE NEEDS A BOOTY CALL
Occupation: drat it that's what it's gonna be, huh
gently caress
Oxxidation: "i had this ol mate called mickey...he's fightin robots in paris now, bless"
Occupation: "alternate universe, yah"
Oxxidation: I CAN KISS YOU
ok, yeah, no, nope
Occupation: I knew it
I knew they were gonna make a jackie's boobs joke
oh my loving god
Oxxidation: oh no, not the mom!
Occupation: "gently caress HER ELTON"
"I NEED YOU TO gently caress HER, ELTON"
Oxxidation: god dammit, i liked her
Occupation: "ANYTHING!"
Oxxidation: "are you gonna tap that, sir"
Occupation: "I might"
Oxxidation: "cuz she's a screamer, as this transition will imply"
DAT rear end
Occupation: jesus fuckin christ
JESUS
Oxxidation: hahaha this is hell, we're in hell
Occupation: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPLASH OUT....ON MY VAGINA
Oxxidation: davies really couldn't stick to that vlog format, could he
Occupation: THIS IS HOW INNUENDO WORKS RIGHT
Oxxidation: ELTON THIS WOMAN WANTS TO BONE YOU
Occupation: no, he really couldn't
Oxxidation: STOP TALKING ABOUT HER DAUGHTE
R
IT'S REALLY CREEPY
Occupation: well he's got ursula, right?
Oxxidation: oh god, jackie's got less moves than a paraplegic
Occupation: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Oxxidation: BARE TORSO, KIDS
Occupation: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: L'IL FANSERVICE FOR YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
rose tyler: moment killer
Occupation: as opposed to being...smart
jackie
Oxxidation: rejected by the Mother Chav
the ignominy
Occupation: he should do the rest of his scenes shirtless
Oxxidation: "funny the things you think of with your shirt off"
Occupation: for like the rest of the episode
Oxxidation: he said, brandishing his hatchet
seriously this is getting hard to take
Occupation: uh, elo
ELO
ELO
ELO
Oxxidation: THEN I REALIZED
I WAS HOT FOR THE NERD GIRL
Occupation: hey remember that chick that I had two lines with
Oxxidation: stone-cold busted, eltie
Occupation: no, it's literally never you jackie
Oxxidation: AND LEAVE ME ALLLONE
Occupation: watch as he goes to nerd girl for sloppy seconds
"I used to like the show!"
Oxxidation: "this community was nice until priormarcus hosed it up!"
Occupation: Ahahahahahahahhahahaha
Then we can talk about big finish1
!
HAven't you ever heard of the radio plays, Mr. Kennedy?
Oxxidation: "but...b-b-but...moffat is a misogynist"
Occupation: is elton and ursula the two most oblivious people on the planet
Oxxidation: second place to you, for not realizing this til now
Occupation: ouch
Oxxidation: "ignore my giant monstery fingers"
Occupation: that sure is a wet breathing
Oxxidation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
THE UR-WHO FAN
Occupation: the tongue poo poo is kinda amazing
oh, a fart joke
Oxxidation: oh god stop wiggling around it's so gross
Occupation: absorbaloff!
I"M ORDERIN YOU
LET THOSE PEOPLE GO
is this guy not wearing pants
Oxxidation: i don't believe he is, old friend
"you can't touch me"
get used to hearing that a lot, kiddo
Occupation: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahahahahah
she was my e-girlfriend! how DARE YOU
Oxxidation: huh, still has glasses on
must be titanium frames
Occupation: wait that dude has a mohawk
Oxxidation: "oh god, elton, you're next"
THESE ARE THE DUMBEST loving PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Occupation: this episode is maybe the worst written loving thing
I mean objectively
just the absolute worst written garbage
Oxxidation: OH GOD, A FAT BLOKE WITH A CANE
Occupation: It's still incredible but holy poo poo
Oxxidation: OH GOD, HE'S OUTDOORS
Occupation: oh, it's the tardis
Oxxidation: ten: "right, wot's all this then"
Occupation: elton has the one reasonable statement ever
Oxxidation: OH GOD HE'S RELATED TO THE SLITHEEN
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Occupation: this episode is so bad, but still so incredible
Oxxidation: "unless ya GIVE YOURSELF TO ME"
why, priormarcus, you rascal
Occupation: uh, the doctor has let plenty of innocent people die...
Oxxidation: oh my god
are you
this is
i don
t
love
hate
clouds
Occupation: what
is this
wait
are they gonna
yes
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh wait is this the one with concrete blowjobs
Oxxidation: rose: "holy gently caress, even i think this is stupid"
Occupation: ahahahahhahahah
Oxxidation: "shadow ate your mum, kiddo, my bad"
Occupation: oh, this is supposed to be sad
this main guy ius so bad at acting
he can't sell any of this poo poo
Oxxidation: i refuse to believe a human being made this episode
Occupation: ELO
ELO
ELO
Oxxidation: this is dumbest than dexter
Occupation: MORE ELO
well, depends on what episode of dexter
Oxxidation: terrible things and brilliant things and you can't tell the difference
doctor who in a nutshell
Occupation: this really is a doctor who fandom analogy
Oxxidation: "with his magic wand"
loving CALLED IT
Occupation: all right, CONCRETE BLOWJOBS
jesus christ
Oxxidation: this is horrifying
Occupation: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: WE'RE BLOWJOB CINDERBLOCK AND THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A WHALE
Occupation: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I THOUGHT THAT JOKE WAS SARCASTIC
THAT'S CANON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: BREATHE, MAN
Occupation: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: OR YOU'LL PASS OUT
Occupation: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER
Occupation: THE END IS NEVER THE END
Oxxidation: TRY TO CALM DOWN
Occupation: IS NEVER THE END
IS NEVER THE END
IS NEVER THE END
IS NEVER THE END
IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oxxidation: this is the nadir
this is the worst it gets
just one more episode and we're through it
STAY STRONG FOR ME
Occupation: wait didn't you say fear her was worse
like objectively
Oxxidation: objectively maybe, but you do you really think it can top DoctorWhat Jam & The Blowjob Cinderblock
Occupation: okay I...just
you need to copy-paste the gchat
because
I don't want to write a review of that
I mean i will
Oxxidation: tough poo poo, princess, that's the task before us
Occupation: but I need to collect myself and realize that it's canon that this fucker gets blowjobs from a horrifying cinder block
because jesus fuckin christ

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
ONE OF US

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

:allears:

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Okay, NOW I'm ready to vote 5, go hog wild.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
I don't know if I should actually post in this thread for a while. I don't think there's anything I can say. Okay, two things:

1. The Abzorbaloff is based partially on infamous superfan Ian Levine.

2. This:


NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

no you dont understand doctorwhat

i need your posts, at least theyre sincerely nerdy, theyre...innocent

i need a form of respite from the mouth of madness thats the end of this ep

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Toxxupation posted:

no you dont understand doctorwhat

i need your posts, at least theyre sincerely nerdy, theyre...innocent

i need a form of respite from the mouth of madness thats the end of this ep

Aww, shucks.

But yeah, i took a selfie with the Abzorbaloff when I was in Cardiff this summer. At the time, I only had the coat, so forgive the hideous shirt.

If it makes you feel any better, it's never like... this... again.

EDIT: man I look pimply and gross in that picture

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

quote:

WE'RE BLOWJOB CINDERBLOCK AND THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A WHALE

New Thread Title Please.

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

DoctorWhat posted:

If it makes you feel any better, it's never like... this... again.

I feel like everyone forgets a certain two parter coming up at the start of next series.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Zaggitz posted:

I feel like everyone forgets a certain two parter coming up at the start of next series.

Not even that is quite like this.

This is something else. That is just silly. But I'm done talking about that.

mind the walrus posted:

New Thread Title Please.

No, clearly the new thread title is

Oxxidation posted:

DoctorWhat Jam & The Blowjob Cinderblock

DoctorWhat fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Sep 4, 2014

terrordactle
Sep 30, 2013


"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

DoctorWhat posted:

I don't know if I should actually post in this thread for a while. I don't think there's anything I can say. Okay, two things:

1. The Abzorbaloff is based partially on infamous superfan Ian Levine.

2. This:


Man, I don't know if I want to get super-drunk with you or forbid you from ever drinking.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I think the worst thing about the episode, yes even worse than THAT, was the wasted potential. It started out so good and the quality dive was so horrendous and scarring that sometimes I wish that RTD could be made to pay for it.

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