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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

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just a head's up i don't think this is a true story

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

You can't make poo poo like this up my friend

it's way too detalied. dude's obviously got a real big dingus

he probably does have a monster dong it's the other details ring a little false to me. just a heads up

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

everybody go google extreme docking please

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

Burn My Dread posted:

fwiw having a large cock is really bad because erections can make you pass out and you can't have sex with girls, just butts and dudes

so lol @ op

wha

butts are traditionally narrower and less receptive than ladyholes are you sure you don't mean the other thing

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