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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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I don't think your parents were jealous of your 11+ inch cock, OP. 11+ inches much too long to be of any use & is essentially a handicap. Your parents probably felt a lot of guilt over your deformity & just didn't handle it well. Also, if it's not also abnormally thick then it probably looks like a tapeworm.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Sexgun Rasputin posted:

wha

butts are traditionally narrower and less receptive than ladyholes are you sure you don't mean the other thing

butts don't have a cervix to bruise

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Esp you trixie cause I think it was posted in 2006

I know, I'm the 11+ inch cock in the OP.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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My cock is 22" long but only 1" thick so I have to fold it in half in order to please women.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Any penis less than 2" thick is a crime, please kill ur famil

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Waltzing Along posted:

so you like the thicker ones in yer butt?

Senpai... *blushes*

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Idiot Syncratic posted:

11 plus what, op? 11 plus what???

Chlamydia

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Necros posted:

is the prostte the root of the dick?

Is this what my husband means when he says he's going out with his friends to get his prostate fertilized?

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Kitchner posted:

Women only feel the first two inches anyway.

After which the knock out drugs take effect.

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